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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 30, 2015 20:28:25 GMT -5
I like the way he almost fell flat on his face while faking that he was blind. Going for the Donna Godeau defense early, I see. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 30, 2015 21:02:45 GMT -5
Court transcripts just released:
JUDGE: "Mr Cosby, how do you plead?"
COSBY: "Well..........ya......seeeeeee.......I......remember.....when.......I.......wuz.......a kid!"
JUDGE: "Mr Cosby...."
COSBY: "And......back......theeeeeeeeeeen........wimmin.....did.....wut.....dey.....wuz......told!"
JUDGE: "Sir....all I need is a simple...."
COSBY: "So......I.....offer.....a drink......deh....wimmin.....should......just......be.....happy....dey....gettin' a drink...ya seeee"
JUDGE: *sighs*
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Dec 30, 2015 21:09:06 GMT -5
"Should've pulled your pants up, bitch." - Hannibal Buress
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Dec 30, 2015 22:35:31 GMT -5
"Should've pulled your pants up, bitch." - Hannibal Buress Amazing how much shit Cosby gave other comedians (especially younger black comedians like Eddie Murphy) about using blue material and his overall pompous attitude, that now "The Cos" got warrants! |
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 30, 2015 22:40:31 GMT -5
He was lecturing Eddie Murphy for using bad language while doing his own comedy shows talking about drugging women.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Dec 30, 2015 22:51:24 GMT -5
I wonder if he can get a custom prison jump suit in the style of his sweaters?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2015 23:00:09 GMT -5
Bill Cosby tried like hell to get some exposure for the obscure Quaalude flavor of Jell-O pudding out there. I'll give him that.
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Dec 31, 2015 0:01:47 GMT -5
Bill Cosby was never Heathcliff Huxtable as much as we thought the two to be interchangeable.
Cosby is a predator. Full stop.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 31, 2015 0:21:46 GMT -5
Uncle Phil was a better role model
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 31, 2015 0:23:16 GMT -5
Bill Cosby was never Heathcliff Huxtable as much as we thought the two to be interchangeable. Cosby is a predator. Full stop. He ain't even Garfield. |
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Post by Juice on Dec 31, 2015 0:45:01 GMT -5
I still find him entertaining and will wait for a conviction, but even then the gift of raping Bill Cosby jokes will continue to make me laugh and I only have him to thank. Much Comedy, intentional or unintentional has come from this. I think it's important to point out, even in a situation like this, that these women aren't victims yet, but accusers. The burden of proof does mean something to me. And that's not me saying that he didn't do it, but simply applying the rules of our court system. We are too quick to assume that every accuser is truly a victim anymore. I still have the presence of mind to understand innocent until proven guilty. And even if he is, I think he clearly is, he's going to walk away from this. It's just peoples words against his really. that's not enough to fairly lock someone up.
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 31, 2015 0:58:48 GMT -5
I don't think he's going to walk away from this. They might have to carry him out though. If he's really as frail as he appeared, I doubt he can literally survive a trial.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 31, 2015 4:29:05 GMT -5
Court transcripts just released:
JUDGE: "Mr Cosby, how do you plead?"
COSBY: "Well..........ya......seeeeeee.......I......remember.....when.......I.......wuz.......a kid!"
JUDGE: "Mr Cosby...."
COSBY: "And......back......theeeeeeeeeeen........wimmin.....did.....wut.....dey.....wuz......told!"
JUDGE: "Sir....all I need is a simple...."
COSBY: "So......I.....offer.....a drink......deh....wimmin.....should......just......be.....happy....dey....gettin' a drink...ya seeee"
JUDGE: *sighs*Is it wrong that I laughed at this? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2015 5:18:17 GMT -5
Uncle Phil was a better role model Which reminds me, first thing first, Rest In Peace Uncle Phil, for real... He died on New Years Eve two years ago. Truly he was the greatest TV dad, as the others are proving to be no role models. |
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 31, 2015 12:42:42 GMT -5
He was lecturing Eddie Murphy for using bad language while doing his own comedy shows talking about drugging women. Eddie as Richard Pyor: Tell him I said have a Coke and smile, bitch. |
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Post by Killah Ray on Dec 31, 2015 12:52:28 GMT -5
I'm so f***ing sick of this fake meme, but remember this only happened because he was in the process of buying NBC and let's forget that he tried this in 1992.,,
The 23 year plan worked!
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 31, 2015 13:28:35 GMT -5
Uncle Phil was a better role model Which reminds me, first thing first, Rest In Peace Uncle Phil, for real... He died on New Years Eve two years ago. Truly he was the greatest TV dad, as the others are proving to be no role models. Hey, let's not forget John Amos, who turned 76 this month, and has always been great. |
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jan 4, 2016 16:52:19 GMT -5
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 4, 2016 17:29:55 GMT -5
I am not attempting to start an argument over this. But does anyone find it weird that the very second he starts a comeback all of a sudden this comes out? I am not saying I condone rape, however, it's not unusual for two consenting adults to engage in sexual activity under the influence of drugs. We hear about it all the time in news reports, sometimes television shows, etc. So why are the women crying rape now? Why didn't they say anything when it actually happened? If the most recent one was in 2005, why say something now? You mean ten years later a woman just remembers "Oh, I was raped! and Cosby did it!"
Something about this smells very, very fishy to me and I am not even sure if I believe Bill raped anyone. The media will twist and turn any form of information in order to support its narrative. We saw the very same thing with Michael Jackson. I firmly believe this is about money and not about actual justice.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 4, 2016 17:40:41 GMT -5
Michael Jackson was accused by two kids from families with highly suspicious motivations. Cosby has been accused by 50 women. The sheer weight of numbers indicates a pattern of behaviour over a long period of time. I doubt it's got much to do with any comeback. These stories have been following him for many years. It's not surprising the accusers didn't say anything until now. Back in the day, he was a powerful figure in entertainment and they would have been crushed. When several accusers come forward, it gives them more power to take a stand and tell their stories with less fear.
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