Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 23, 2016 6:25:34 GMT -5
Dammit, this thread reminded me of this.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 23, 2016 6:28:58 GMT -5
I suppose this is easier than doing it with other newz stuff. Not sure where Tiffany Preston would fit on the PWI Top 500.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 23, 2016 7:42:35 GMT -5
"Uh...ya know....I was watching this movie, ya know....and this guy erm.....well first....you gotta understand the uh....ya know....erm....set up....because....this girl was like working in an office ya know.....and the thing I should mention about the office, erm....uh.....ya know....is that....well....this film.....uh....."
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thecrusherwi
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Post by thecrusherwi on Apr 23, 2016 9:13:02 GMT -5
I'm surprised that he doesn't have a Meltzer-esque breakdown of one of the wrestler sex tapes. It seems like he will intensely study anything involving a wrestler or MMA star, given the way that he has been breaking down Paige VanZant's appearances on Dancing with the Stars.
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
Seventh level .gif Master
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Post by 543Y2J on Apr 23, 2016 9:42:19 GMT -5
Man that Kayden Kross is the best seller in this business. Great workrate and bed skills. She should go to Japan where she would be better utilised *****
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 23, 2016 9:56:43 GMT -5
I'm surprised that he doesn't have a Meltzer-esque breakdown of one of the wrestler sex tapes. It seems like he will intensely study anything involving a wrestler or MMA star, given the way that he has been breaking down Paige VanZant's appearances on Dancing with the Stars. Dave: Uh..ya know...the thing about Hulk Hogan's thrusting...inside this woman...ya know...well first...he's fully erect...ya know...and he's thrusting while standing up...because he's very aroused...ya know much more aroused than those two guys were in the Sunny sex tape...ya know...it ends kind of suddenly...which is funny because back in the 1980s Hogan had a reputation for working long and hard...ya know.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Apr 23, 2016 14:10:35 GMT -5
this is my new favorite thread title ever I literally came in here just to applaud the title.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 23, 2016 15:10:43 GMT -5
I'm surprised that he doesn't have a Meltzer-esque breakdown of one of the wrestler sex tapes. It seems like he will intensely study anything involving a wrestler or MMA star, given the way that he has been breaking down Paige VanZant's appearances on Dancing with the Stars. Dave: Uh..ya know...the thing about Hulk Hogan's thrusting...inside this woman...ya know...well first...he's fully erect...ya know...and he's thrusting while standing up...because he's very aroused...ya know much more aroused than those two guys were in the Sunny sex tape...ya know...it ends kind of suddenly...which is funny because back in the 1980s Hogan had a reputation for working long and hard...ya know. I just had WOL on in the other tab while browsing and I read the entire thing in Dave's voice. It's glorious.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 23, 2016 15:43:03 GMT -5
I'm surprised that he doesn't have a Meltzer-esque breakdown of one of the wrestler sex tapes. It seems like he will intensely study anything involving a wrestler or MMA star, given the way that he has been breaking down Paige VanZant's appearances on Dancing with the Stars. Dave: Uh..ya know...the thing about Hulk Hogan's thrusting...inside this woman...ya know...well first...he's fully erect...ya know...and he's thrusting while standing up...because he's very aroused...ya know much more aroused than those two guys were in the Sunny sex tape...ya know...it ends kind of suddenly...which is funny because back in the 1980s Hogan had a reputation for working long and hard...ya know. That doesn't seem like it'd be Meltzer's viewpoint- I mean, didn't Hogan also have a reputation to prefer working with the bigger*BANNED*
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 23, 2016 15:55:45 GMT -5
Rajah porn review:
"The double penetration may or may not have occurred"
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Apr 23, 2016 16:29:46 GMT -5
He would be Bret Hart
(***) and a 9 out of 10 boner
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
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Post by 魔界5号 on Apr 23, 2016 16:34:13 GMT -5
I wonder who would be his Misawa and Kobashi
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2016 23:09:16 GMT -5
"1990s Japanese Lesbian porn was better than anything today..." He still talks about how much he loved that hair vs. hair match.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 24, 2016 8:13:01 GMT -5
If Ric Flair was somehow involved he would still give it a rating of 5 erect penises out of 5.
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Post by Frizzle Fry on Apr 24, 2016 10:03:42 GMT -5
"1990s Japanese Lesbian porn was better than anything today..." He still talks about how much he loved that hair vs. hair match.
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 24, 2016 10:26:30 GMT -5
it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase stiff worker
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 24, 2016 11:56:14 GMT -5
Get ready for the Yappapi Strap On Match, Jack!
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 25, 2016 6:10:24 GMT -5
A simulation of what this Meltzer might look like. "I'm here to fix your plumbing and rate how good you are in the sack" Chicka chicka bow bow
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Post by Ryushinku on Apr 26, 2016 9:16:28 GMT -5
"She went for what I thought was a hurracanrana, but, well, no, it wasn't that."
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 26, 2016 10:28:29 GMT -5
"He went for the Tombstone for the finish which is going to get him a ton of heat with the Nudertaker."
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