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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 22, 2016 12:42:48 GMT -5
I could just imagine the excuses he'd come up with when what he reported didn't happen because they needed to change the finish.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Apr 22, 2016 12:46:13 GMT -5
who do you think rates all the videos?
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 22, 2016 12:59:47 GMT -5
this is my new favorite thread title ever
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2016 13:01:43 GMT -5
Would he still overrate the Japanese stuff?
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The Yes Man
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Post by The Yes Man on Apr 22, 2016 14:07:27 GMT -5
Would he still overrate the Japanese stuff? 4.75 stars would've been better in Asa Akira. |
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Post by 魔界5号 on Apr 22, 2016 16:24:23 GMT -5
I wonder if he would massively overrate any pornstar who names a position after him.
"She calls that the Reverse Big Daddy Dave. So awesome. ****1/4".
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 22, 2016 16:26:19 GMT -5
this is my new favorite thread title ever Seriously. I busted out laughing when I read the thread title. |
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Post by Nickybojelais on Apr 22, 2016 17:15:14 GMT -5
Does anybody have a link to that wrestling Wikipedia parody site, because it features a hilarious paragraph where Meltzer gives a review and rating of his own conception.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 22, 2016 19:01:55 GMT -5
I could just imagine the excuses he'd come up with when what he reported didn't happen because they needed to change the finish. ... They all end the same way, tho.  |
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 22, 2016 19:17:42 GMT -5
The pizza was an overbooked mess of too many toppings.
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 22, 2016 19:31:55 GMT -5
*On Porno Observer Live*
Bryan: I think the problem is that to a lot of viewers, Lexi Belle is overexposed to the point where there's no novelty to her.
Dave: Well that's interesting because if you go back to the 70s and look at the sort of films the adult actresses were doing at the time, you had the directors trying to mix it up with the genres so people wouldn't get sick of what the talent was doing. Like Behind the Green Door was a film where the Mitchell brothers were really taking a risk as far as genres when you look at the what was selling out at the time...
*long barely related tangent about how Marilyn Chambers was kept fresh to the audience in her career due to her variety of roles, with asides about how Georgina Spelvin and Kay Parker's careers were stunted from playing the same type of character, and another aside about how John Holmes wasn't that good a worker overall and that a lot of his stuff wasn't preserved or remembered by fans because it had little substance to it after the initial watch*
Dave: ...but in regards to Lexi, that might very well be the case, I don't know.
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Post by hossfan on Apr 22, 2016 19:39:30 GMT -5
He would insist the numbers to the "World's Biggest Gangbang" were inflated.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2016 20:20:42 GMT -5
 A simulation of what this Meltzer might look like. |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Apr 22, 2016 20:52:12 GMT -5
Porno Meltz better have Faye Reagan in the PON HOF or I riot.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2016 22:30:09 GMT -5
He's always excited for the G1 Climax.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 22, 2016 22:33:21 GMT -5
Would he still overrate the Japanese stuff? Probably not, since they blur sections of the screen... ... not that I would know any of that. It's just what I heard! |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 23, 2016 2:12:25 GMT -5
Gives new meaning to clusterf***.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Apr 23, 2016 2:51:42 GMT -5
"**3/4. Finish was way too rushed".
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Magnus the Magnificent
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 23, 2016 5:15:45 GMT -5
"If..."
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Post by Steveweiser on Apr 23, 2016 6:06:14 GMT -5
"1990s Japanese Lesbian porn was better than anything today..."
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