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Post by Captain & Diet on Apr 26, 2016 11:05:37 GMT -5
*On Porno Observer Live* Bryan: I think the problem is that to a lot of viewers, Lexi Belle is overexposed to the point where there's no novelty to her. Dave: Well that's interesting because if you go back to the 70s and look at the sort of films the adult actresses were doing at the time, you had the directors trying to mix it up with the genres so people wouldn't get sick of what the talent was doing. Like Behind the Green Door was a film where the Mitchell brothers were really taking a risk as far as genres when you look at the what was selling out at the time... *long barely related tangent about how Marilyn Chambers was kept fresh to the audience in her career due to her variety of roles, with asides about how Georgina Spelvin and Kay Parker's careers were stunted from playing the same type of character, and another aside about how John Holmes wasn't that good a worker overall and that a lot of his stuff wasn't preserved or remembered by fans because it had little substance to it after the initial watch* Dave: ...but in regards to Lexi, that might very well be the case, I don't know. Just looked up Lexi Belle. Wow.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2016 18:31:47 GMT -5
I now know it was you KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! who edited Meltzers Wikipedia page to replace the word wrestling matches with cocksucks instead.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 26, 2016 20:02:49 GMT -5
I now know it was you KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! who edited Meltzers Wikipedia page to replace the word wrestling matches with cocksucks instead. I wish. I'm afraid that Wiki vandal is still at large...and needs to give me his autograph.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 26, 2016 23:06:03 GMT -5
"Obviously somebody screwed up the finish."
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Post by celticjobber on Apr 27, 2016 2:11:15 GMT -5
I can only imagine Dave's thoughts on the various "workers' of the industry.
"Dani Daniels has the 'superstar look' but lacks any real understanding of psychology."
"Proxy Paige had to go overseas to get any respect, but her ultra hardcore style is a turn off to most American companies."
"Riley Reid is one of the few starlets constantly able to deliver a ***** performance."
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Post by Starshine on Apr 27, 2016 2:17:15 GMT -5
I'd be very interested in his 5 star bang list.
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Post by bob on Apr 27, 2016 10:48:46 GMT -5
There's no doubt in my mind that Kay Parker would headline the first online hall of fame class on his website.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 10:58:04 GMT -5
"Veronica Vanoza getting double teamed should have been a 5 star scene, but because she was facing the wrong camera for two seconds of it, I had to take away a quarter of a star. Still better than the Sasha Grey scene earlier in the dvd, that had way too many false finishes."
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 27, 2016 11:25:42 GMT -5
This is way dirtier than I like to post, but...
"Yeeeeah. I know a lot of people gave it 5-stars. I'm glad there was a clean finish, but I'm not a fan of unprotected cumshots to the head. You know what I mean?"
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Post by Reflecto on Apr 27, 2016 16:16:21 GMT -5
"Veronica Vanoza getting double teamed should have been a 5 star scene, but because she was facing the wrong camera for two seconds of it, I had to take away a quarter of a star. Still better than the Sasha Grey scene earlier in the dvd, that had way too many false finishes." Oh, that's a load of crap. If that same Vanoza scene happened with some mosaics over their genitals then Meltzer would have given it five stars and we all know this!
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 27, 2016 16:50:14 GMT -5
I'm just wondering what would be the equivalent of a -***** match? Maybe the later work of Ron Jeremy where he's actually squeezing his penis the whole time. Or the one where he bangs an 80 year-old woman.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 27, 2016 18:14:04 GMT -5
How about if Vince Russo wrote porn? We know how that would go:
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Post by Cela on Apr 28, 2016 15:12:01 GMT -5
Jenna Jameson is Hogan, right?
Relatively tame content compared to more indy workers, but outdrew them without having to resort to hardcore shenanigans. Did she hold anyone down?
Who's the HHH? The one who married a porn exec and kept getting a megapush?
Belladonna is Mick Foley? Had no regard for her body, and was a fan favorite.
Stoya is clearly CM Punk. Not a traditional look, but a great worker who got a mega push. But then got fed up with the companies and went into business for herself. And does shoot interviews.
Kane and Big Show are that Bald Brazzers Pornstar Dude and that short guy with the mustache who's in half the scenes. No one looks forward to them, but they keep showing up long after fans have grown tired of them.
Flair is Ron Jeremy. Icon who still gets a pop, but no one really wants to see work anymore.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 28, 2016 19:10:03 GMT -5
Jenna Jameson is Hogan, right? Relatively tame content compared to more indy workers, but outdrew them without having to resort to hardcore shenanigans. Did she hold anyone down? Who's the HHH? The one who married a porn exec and kept getting a megapush? Belladonna is Mick Foley? Had no regard for her body, and was a fan favorite. Stoya is clearly CM Punk. Not a traditional look, but a great worker who got a mega push. But then got fed up with the companies and went into business for herself. And does shoot interviews. Kane and Big Show are that Bald Brazzers Pornstar Dude and that short guy with the mustache who's in half the scenes. No one looks forward to them, but they keep showing up long after fans have grown tired of them. Flair is Ron Jeremy. Icon who still gets a pop, but no one really wants to see work anymore. Let the record show that Cela really knows his pornography.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Apr 29, 2016 7:43:10 GMT -5
How about if Vince Russo wrote porn? We know how that would go: Swerve: The pair kiss and cuddle lovingly until fade to black. Also, now I picture Meltzer jerking off to porn every time he stumbles on his words during his radio shows. So screw you guys for that.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 29, 2016 8:41:24 GMT -5
How about if Vince Russo wrote porn? We know how that would go: Swerve: The pair kiss and cuddle lovingly until fade to black. Also, now I picture Meltzer jerking off to porn every time he stumbles on his words during his radio shows. So screw you guys for that. Dave: This year's WrestleMania buyrate is actually up from...ya know...20 percent from last year, but the thing is...ya know OH GOD...that this doesn't mean anything for the WWE Network...ya know OH YES YES AHHH... Bryan: Are you okay, Dave? Dave: Subscriber rates are holding steady, but what this means for WWE stock...ya know...uh...is hard to say and...uh...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bryan:... Dave: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHA AHAAHA AHHH IT's SHOOTING ALL OVER THE PLACE 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARSSSSssssssssss!!! *heavy breathing that gradually becomes more relaxed* Bryan: I hear the music playing we'll be right back with more Wrestling Observer Live.
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Post by 魔界5号 on Apr 29, 2016 10:00:36 GMT -5
Swerve: The pair kiss and cuddle lovingly until fade to black. Also, now I picture Meltzer jerking off to porn every time he stumbles on his words during his radio shows. So screw you guys for that. Dave: This year's WrestleMania buyrate is actually up from...ya know...20 percent from last year, but the thing is...ya know OH GOD...that this doesn't mean anything for the WWE Network...ya know OH YES YES AHHH... Bryan: Are you okay, Dave? Dave: Subscriber rates are holding steady, but what this means for WWE stock...ya know...uh...is hard to say and...uh...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bryan:... Dave: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHA AHAAHA AHHH IT's SHOOTING ALL OVER THE PLACE 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARSSSSssssssssss!!! *heavy breathing that gradually becomes more relaxed* Bryan: I hear the music playing we'll be right back with more Wrestling Observer Live. Buyrates are growing. In my pants.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 29, 2016 11:57:03 GMT -5
Dave: This year's WrestleMania buyrate is actually up from...ya know...20 percent from last year, but the thing is...ya know OH GOD...that this doesn't mean anything for the WWE Network...ya know OH YES YES AHHH... Bryan: Are you okay, Dave? Dave: Subscriber rates are holding steady, but what this means for WWE stock...ya know...uh...is hard to say and...uh...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Bryan:... Dave: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHA AHAAHA AHHH IT's SHOOTING ALL OVER THE PLACE 5 STARS 5 STARS 5 STARSSSSssssssssss!!! *heavy breathing that gradually becomes more relaxed* Bryan: I hear the music playing we'll be right back with more Wrestling Observer Live. Buyrates are growing. In my pants. Dave: I just splattered a thousand unborn smarks on my bed sheets. 3.5 stars.
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Post by berlynwright on Apr 29, 2016 12:11:05 GMT -5
Lisa Ann should appear at xxxmania, maybe she won't.
Asa Akira did post movie air guitar segment for live tv audience, the live tv fans stayed on watching her do her stuff well after the tv cameras stopped rolling
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 12:21:39 GMT -5
.... but the thing is... THERE IS NO AUDITION!
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