ISO Mid Thigh Pull
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Apr 27, 2016 21:29:16 GMT -5
I showed this to my wife. She completely lost it at "You think your vag hurts now?" I had to pause it she was laughing so hard. Also, may I present total and utter defeat, in commentary form: Josh: Well it's an abdominal stretch... Now it's a... No... It's a... It's a... A... (Long pause) I've seen a lot of wrestling, JB. Borash: Sometimes you just have to watch it and say "m'kay." So let's go ahead and see who's victorious. Josh (sadly): Yeah... Yeah. Let's. My favorite commentary moment was when Borash tried to give the match some background and Josh just said "what"
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Post by cool on Apr 27, 2016 21:33:13 GMT -5
This makes Trish vs. Jackie Gayda look like Bayley vs. Asuka in comparison.
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Post by ltcproductions on Apr 27, 2016 21:36:45 GMT -5
I think we have an official contender for worst match of the year.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 27, 2016 21:41:28 GMT -5
Too bad we couldn't get Eli Drake's DUMMY YEAH head to pop up during match
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Post by FHgrad99 on Apr 27, 2016 21:53:24 GMT -5
They tried to give Sharmell vs. Jenna Morosca a run for their money as far as the worst women's match in TNA history.
Shelly Martinez yelling "MY VAG, MY VAG, MY VAG, SHE MADE MY VAG HURT!" doesn't have the same effect as Terry Funk yelling "MY EYE!" to Jerry Lawler in their empty arena match in the early 80's.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Apr 27, 2016 22:14:57 GMT -5
Jesus Christ on a bicycle, this was amazing.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 27, 2016 23:40:23 GMT -5
I'm tapping out at 5:23. That's it. I can't. You can't make me. And I thought I would happily watch anything involving either of them. None of this works on any level. Either entrance... Shelly's pre-match promo... stalling for heat... I don't wanna. Please no.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Apr 27, 2016 23:49:31 GMT -5
I've watched, and reviewed - in my own way - the ONO shows.
I'm not going within 50-feet of this one...
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Post by Mayonnaise on Apr 28, 2016 0:06:39 GMT -5
I read all three pages and still clicked play. I don't know what I expected but I certainly got what I deserved.
Credit to Shelley though, she has improved since I last saw her wrestle. With the right person I think she could have a good match.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 28, 2016 0:17:43 GMT -5
What the flying **** was that? Also, that outfit is just asking for nip slips. Why would you wear that? Just why?
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Apr 28, 2016 0:33:04 GMT -5
Ok watched it....for some reason. A few thoughts, 1st Shelly has really improved a lot from the last time I saw her and with the right amount of time/right person she wouldn't be too bad in ring. 2nd My lord Shelly how did you not pop out of that outfit, to quote Ron Simmons "DAMN!" 3rd My god Rebel is the absolute worst, I've gotten so used to good female wrestlers in NXT, WWE, and Lucha Underground. 4th Why did I watch this?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 1:31:06 GMT -5
From what I'd read, Raquel Vs. Barbi was just as bad as this too.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 1:57:55 GMT -5
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be (Sharmell vs Morsca)
But it was terrible. It's clear that both girls are ...well... earning their spots with out resorting to training.
No one who actually practiced would be that bad. Rebel should be kept in a valet role or replaced with an actual wrestler.
And Martinez does make a lovely pair but if she wants to be taken seriously she needs new wrestling gear ASAP.
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Post by Dub H on Apr 28, 2016 2:12:24 GMT -5
Remember when TNA was the future of woman wrestling and WWE was only good for eye candy?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 28, 2016 2:15:29 GMT -5
Wow, Rebel actually had sex with the ring. I haven't seen that since Edge. That has to count for something, I guess. Also, I would very much appreciate it if someone with gif making abilities would make a gif of the end where Rebel lays across the turnbuckle awkwardly and flails her arms and legs around, because its my new favorite thing ever.
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Post by floundertime on Apr 28, 2016 5:11:12 GMT -5
Wow, Rebel actually had sex with the ring. I haven't seen that since Edge. That has to count for something, I guess. Also, I would very much appreciate it if someone with gif making abilities would make a gif of the end where Rebel lays across the turnbuckle awkwardly and flails her arms and legs around, because its my new favorite thing ever. Nah if we need a gif, it's the "my vag my vag" gif. I'm torn, like it's memorable and I'd want it to be put in the knockouts gif thread. But I want that thread to last forever, so by posting it there it gets 1 post closer to being closed.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 28, 2016 5:48:22 GMT -5
I'm tapping out at 5:23. That's it. I can't. You can't make me. And I thought I would happily watch anything involving either of them. None of this works on any level. Either entrance... Shelly's pre-match promo... stalling for heat... I don't wanna. Please no. If you want your Punk/Bryan you have to finish your Martinez/Rebel. I want that plate to be spotless!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 28, 2016 6:28:02 GMT -5
Never would I have thought I would hear MY VAG, MY VAG, MY VAG, SHE MADE MY MY VAG HURT in a wrestling match "TAZ!" "Yes?" "MY VAG!" "I know, I saw it! Shoulda worn a cup!"
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 28, 2016 6:44:22 GMT -5
Remember when TNA was the future of woman wrestling and WWE was only good for eye candy? That was back when people were optimistic about TNA having a future in general. This match was so bad that even people who would normally perv out from this match had to admit how bad this was.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 28, 2016 7:27:45 GMT -5
I have never heard a crowd give less of a shit, and I saw the Kathie Lee and Hoda segment.
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