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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Apr 28, 2016 8:28:24 GMT -5
Shelly looked better in-ring, but i wish she was in her chola LAX gear instead of 1980's POWW wrestling tights.
Rebel has no business in the ring.
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Post by scorpia on Apr 28, 2016 8:29:47 GMT -5
Womens wrestling used to be the one thing you could count on TNA to do right...
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 28, 2016 8:50:12 GMT -5
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 28, 2016 8:56:14 GMT -5
Shelly's may be fake, but they move as if natural
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 28, 2016 9:21:45 GMT -5
1. Did Rebel yell out "Poke!" before poking Shelley's eyes? Sure sounded like it.
2. Heh, heh. We have T and A in a wrestling match. How meta.
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 28, 2016 9:37:10 GMT -5
From what I'd read, Raquel Vs. Barbi was just as bad as this too. Honestly, Barbi Hayden isn't really bad. She reminds me a bit of Dana Brooke, only slightly more comfortable on the mic. Raquel, on the other hand.,, Oh Lord. It's like watching a Tough Enough training montage for eight minutes.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 28, 2016 10:21:47 GMT -5
I... I don't know if I'm supposed to hate you or love you for posting this
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 10:32:50 GMT -5
Oh, that's a face you don't wanna look at when you wake up in the morning.
And that's the most positive thing I can say about this match; the still prior to clicking on it.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 28, 2016 10:38:13 GMT -5
1. Did Rebel yell out "Poke!" before poking Shelley's eyes? Sure sounded like it. 2. Heh, heh. We have T and A in a wrestling match. How meta. 3. God, I let that video play for like a minute I was laughing so hard. The picture absolutely makes it This was one of the biggest train wrecks I've ever seen, who the f*** allowed that to air on a pretaped show?!?!? The commentary just gave up half way through, once again on a PRETAPED SHOW!! They know they don't have to go live to tape right?? They're allowed to edit things.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 28, 2016 15:18:27 GMT -5
I never understood why people liked Shelly back in her WWECW days and this isn't making a strong case for why I should reconsider that opinion.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 28, 2016 19:03:28 GMT -5
Shelly's may be fake, but they move as if natural I remember years ago on the Art of Wrestling, she said that she was going to get a breast reduction but the surgeon suggested to get implants. What a dumbass surgeon.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 28, 2016 19:34:49 GMT -5
I never understood why people liked Shelly back in her WWECW days and this isn't making a strong case for why I should reconsider that opinion. She added to Kevin Thorn, who really needed it. He kind of careened off of a cliff when she was axed.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 28, 2016 19:41:46 GMT -5
Jesus wept, that was like a car crash. Just couldn't look away. Oh Shelley, with your pancake nipples & dangling off the ropes, you made teenage me very happy at times. Rebel, well, last time I saw you, you were in a circus. Now you're apparently a general who comes out to a slow-ass song by Hole. The f***. As someone who's not watched TNA in months, I think I'm gonna keep on not doing that. Overall, that gets a /10 from me.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 28, 2016 19:44:45 GMT -5
Also, I would very much appreciate it if someone with gif making abilities would make a gif of the end where Rebel lays across the turnbuckle awkwardly and flails her arms and legs around, because its my new favorite thing ever. This what you're after?
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 28, 2016 19:47:42 GMT -5
The sad thing is I posted this match on Facebook, then messaged a fellow wrestling fan friend about it...
Him: "Just saw it. The Rebel/Martinez match. I'll watch it in a little bit." Me: "Yeah. It's... not good on any level." Him: "I can imagine. The guy from Botchamania already said it was the worst match of the year." Me: "He's far too kind." Him: "I don't know. Sometimes I wonder why don't we just watch a good match instead. Like instead of complaining about WWE watch Lucha Underground or ROH. Or go see Chikara live." Me: "It should have been entertaining. Or at least eye candy." Him: "True. I'll watch it later."
As much as we accepted how bad this was, and how we could do so much better, and how we shouldn't waste our energy complaining about bad wrestling... we'll still subject ourselves to crap. (sigh)
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 28, 2016 19:49:17 GMT -5
And for the absurdity... I'm still trying to figure out if that was a planned spot (or homage to Funk's "my eye!") or if Rebel just totally screwed up a submission transition and that was Shelly just ad-libbing to cover for it.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 28, 2016 19:53:33 GMT -5
Jesus wept, that was like a car crash. Just couldn't look away. Oh Shelley, with your pancake nipples & dangling off the ropes, you made teenage me very happy at times. And apparently at no point did it occur to her that doing the Ariel entrance while you're wearing a ing sombrero is a terrible idea! Why. Just... why. Rebel, well, last time I saw you, you were in a circus. Now you're apparently a general who comes out to a slow-ass song by Hole. The f***. She must've been taking notes from Jimmy Rave...'s entrances in ROH, caught the part where "House of the Rising Sun" is actually a terrible ing entrance song because it just kills the crowd and decided "yeah, that's the ticket..."
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 28, 2016 20:19:12 GMT -5
It is a sad fact that Rebel matches will not have anyone crying "More, More, More!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Apr 28, 2016 20:20:09 GMT -5
Shelly's may be fake, but they move as if natural If you consider a bag of cement natural.
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Post by Lazy peon on Apr 28, 2016 20:31:34 GMT -5
Shelly's may be fake, but they move as if natural I remember years ago on the Art of Wrestling, she said that she was going to get a breast reduction but the surgeon suggested to get implants. What a dumbass surgeon. How the f*** do you plan on a reduction only to get them bigger?
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