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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 27, 2016 14:01:53 GMT -5
It's bad. Like being deaf, dumb, and blind & you could still sense how bad this match is.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 27, 2016 14:08:48 GMT -5
Who on earth decided to put Rebel, a girl that's probably had less than 50 matches, against Shelly Martinez, who's always being f***ing awful? It's amazing nobody got seriously hurt. That's grounds for being fired right there.
Shelly could still get it every day of the week tho, not gonna lie.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 14:25:42 GMT -5
While in the Haas household, Jackie's day just got tremendously better and she doesn't know why but good for her.
Seriously, was that a match? I don't know what any of that was.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Apr 27, 2016 14:29:59 GMT -5
I don't know how people can call Rebel a bad wrestler, girl is a revolutionary busting out submissions so new and innovative that the commentators are stunned into silence.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
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Post by tenshi on Apr 27, 2016 15:12:47 GMT -5
They fight as if they were in the middle of a puddle of mud. Then again, mud wrestling might look competent than this.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 27, 2016 15:15:42 GMT -5
I saw the "finish" of this match on Maffew's twitter. THIS SHIT WAS TAPED MONTHS AGO, SEND THEM OUT TO RESHOOT THAT ENDING. I know One Night Only shows are only to make good on international commitments and no one really watches them, but the fact they aired this shows what kind of company TNA really is.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 27, 2016 15:35:40 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 15:35:53 GMT -5
This was on a show that people have to pay to see. Someone in TNA thought that this is what people who spent their hard-earned money to watch deserved to see. Granted it was likely less than 10 people, the point still stands.
Jesus f*** what did I watch. That was to be the first time I've ever heard anyone yell out about their "vag" being hurt.
You know it's going to be a classic when both entrances involve the wrestlers molesting part of the ring.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 27, 2016 15:56:54 GMT -5
I just want to point this out: At around 2:08... He's definitely not saying Knockout, right? I'm not mishearing this or anything?
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Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 27, 2016 15:59:59 GMT -5
Honestly, it wasn't THAT bad to start out with, but boy did it go downhill quickly. Especially towards the end.
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Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 27, 2016 16:06:58 GMT -5
In general, I hate the "day of the dead" look. It just rubs me the wrong way for whatever reason. Shelly Martinez somehow takes something I already dislike and makes it even worse. Good job there. And what exactly is Rebel supposed to be? All I keep thinking of is that woman from Hustle who gave birth to Akebono.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Apr 27, 2016 16:15:51 GMT -5
I honestly would bet good money that there were better matches to be had by junior recruits in the WWE PC. What on earth were they thinking? Yeesh.
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Post by floundertime on Apr 27, 2016 16:16:05 GMT -5
I don't know how people can call Rebel a bad wrestler, girl is a revolutionary busting out submissions so new and innovative that the commentators are stunned into silence. I didn't think you were serious and then I fast forwarded to that exact point and yup they were speechless. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 16:26:23 GMT -5
My favorite thing is them coming down to the ring with all the confidence in the world and a genuine belief that they aren't about to shit all over an art form.
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El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Apr 27, 2016 16:38:55 GMT -5
I clicked on the video. It said 10:35 on the bottom left corner. I said 'Nope!' and promptly turned it off.
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Post by Georgina's Fancy Water on Apr 27, 2016 16:39:52 GMT -5
That was like Ultimate Surrender without the porn.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 27, 2016 17:08:11 GMT -5
Holy shit, that was so bad, I think it gave me Crohn's Disease. But I love that even Josh Matthews couldn't drum up some bullshit to sell whatever that.....hold Rebel tried to put on was.
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 27, 2016 17:10:30 GMT -5
I hate seeing wrestlers I really like involved in bad matches.  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 27, 2016 17:10:45 GMT -5
And what exactly is Rebel supposed to be? No idea... but that was an absolutely shitty entrance... Doll Parts is a terrible entrance song... doubly so if you're trying to be "sexy" with your entrance... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2016 17:16:25 GMT -5
I hate seeing wrestlers I really like involved in bad matches. You're playing fast and loose with the word "wrestler". |
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