Phil Parent
El Dandy
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Post by Phil Parent on Jun 28, 2016 9:50:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 9:56:51 GMT -5
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cool
Samurai Cop
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Post by cool on Jun 28, 2016 10:00:13 GMT -5
He'd probably end up being worse than Khali.
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
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Post by Phil Parent on Jun 28, 2016 10:00:47 GMT -5
Lots of people in the comments saying they think he shoots up synthetic oil.
CASTROL! THE GUY HAS f***ING CASTROL IN HIS ARMS! It's a thing in the middle east.
That can't be healthy.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jun 28, 2016 10:01:38 GMT -5
It's like someone saw those remarks in the Bray Wyatt weight loss thread about how the dude looks really weird shirtless and has out of whack proportions and decided to design a human being around them.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 28, 2016 10:09:34 GMT -5
So do I but you don't have me writing articles about it
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Post by IMPRESSIVE knightwing1047 on Jun 28, 2016 10:14:21 GMT -5
No, thanks though!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 28, 2016 10:20:28 GMT -5
The next TNA signing in T-minus 5... 4.... 3...
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Jun 28, 2016 10:20:28 GMT -5
Lots of people in the comments saying they think he shoots up synthetic oil. CASTROL! THE GUY HAS f***ING CASTROL IN HIS ARMS! It's a thing in the middle east. That can't be healthy. People do that here too. Case in point: Google "Gregg Valentino" and "exploding biceps"
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auph10imitated
Dennis Stamp
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Post by auph10imitated on Jun 28, 2016 10:41:29 GMT -5
Definitely the freak type of look Vince has a hard on for, wouldnt suprise me if he shows up sooner rather than later.
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jun 28, 2016 10:44:27 GMT -5
Jesus, he looks like a living Zangief
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anglarite
Don Corleone
...enchantment!
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Post by anglarite on Jun 28, 2016 10:56:18 GMT -5
If he would make Khali look good in comparison, I'm all for it...
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 28, 2016 10:59:00 GMT -5
He looks like one of those Maximum Sweat action figures from the 90s.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jun 28, 2016 11:08:18 GMT -5
The next TNA signing in T-minus 5... 4.... 3... Only thing TNA signs nowadays are IOUs and contracts for Bram.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 28, 2016 11:53:51 GMT -5
Jesus, he looks like a living Zangief If he's anything like the film version sign him.
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Post by punishment on Jun 28, 2016 12:31:54 GMT -5
he wouldn't pass a pee test lol
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 28, 2016 12:35:21 GMT -5
It's like Rusev suffered an accidental exposure to gamma radiation.
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Post by hossfan on Jun 28, 2016 12:37:57 GMT -5
He looks more like the Persian Michelin Man.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 28, 2016 16:07:01 GMT -5
Get him a dancing comedy gimmick dammit! -Vince
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 28, 2016 16:11:14 GMT -5
The guy doesn't even look like he can wipe his ass anymore, never mind even wrestling.
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