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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jun 28, 2016 16:18:51 GMT -5
Persian Hurcules? He's more like the Persian TF British.
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on Jun 28, 2016 17:54:03 GMT -5
All I can picture is Vince clapping his hands while saying "Hercules!" over and over.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jun 28, 2016 17:56:27 GMT -5
Wonder if he makes it to 40?
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 28, 2016 17:56:41 GMT -5
Get him a dancing comedy Terrorist gimmick dammit! -Vince Fixed for extra Vince-ness.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2016 17:58:57 GMT -5
Goin to the bathroom has to be a nightmare for that guy.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Jun 28, 2016 18:06:15 GMT -5
Good f***ing gracious, was homeboy born without a neck?
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Post by mysterydriver on Jun 28, 2016 18:14:26 GMT -5
Looking forward to Robert Downey Jr giving an "Uh-oh" face before Mark Ruffalo has a showdown with this guy on screen.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 28, 2016 18:15:53 GMT -5
That looks photoshopped beyond belief
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Big Poppa Pumpkin
Dennis Stamp
I'll be in the back polishing............ my belt.
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jun 28, 2016 19:20:06 GMT -5
Get him a dancing comedy gimmick dammit! -Vince Twerkules, the Iranian Booty Sheik-er
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Jun 28, 2016 19:24:00 GMT -5
The guy doesn't even look like he can wipe his ass anymore, never mind even wrestling. Doesn't stop Rhino from Wrestling.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 28, 2016 19:38:22 GMT -5
The guy doesn't even look like he can wipe his ass anymore, never mind even wrestling. If you went into a restroom and that guy demanded that you wipe his ass for him, would you say no?
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 28, 2016 19:45:52 GMT -5
Cena gives the guy his 1st loss, anybody want to take that bet?
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Post by bootytea on Jun 28, 2016 19:48:45 GMT -5
They would have to test the guy's strength and assess his synthol use.
That stuff doesn't make you stronger at all, just makes you look bloated.
His look screams squashing jobbers then losing to someone and becoming a joke character. Needs a bit more definition for sure..
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 28, 2016 20:28:15 GMT -5
The guy doesn't even look like he can wipe his ass anymore, never mind even wrestling. If you went into a restroom and that guy demanded that you wipe his ass for him, would you say no? Yes....granted, he'd kick my ass if he does catch me, but I ain't touching that toiler breaker he calls a booty.
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Post by Ricky Nightshade on Jun 28, 2016 23:15:34 GMT -5
Jesus God that looks amazing. Sign him even if it's just for the novelty of things. I want that on TV.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 28, 2016 23:19:43 GMT -5
Can that dude even wipe his own ass? He looks immobile as f***.
Edit: I see I'm not the only one that questions his Charmin abilities.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2016 23:58:50 GMT -5
Can that dude even wipe his own ass? He looks immobile as f***. Edit: I see I'm not the only one that questions his Charmin abilities. Lucky for him once he gets to US he can get this
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jun 29, 2016 0:03:05 GMT -5
Give him Sheiky baby in Zebs scooter as a mouth piece and new boom period
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Jun 29, 2016 0:05:59 GMT -5
I'm more interested in Persian Carlito from one of the pictures.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Jun 29, 2016 0:06:36 GMT -5
He looks like one of those weeble wobble things.
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