Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 29, 2016 0:06:43 GMT -5
The guy doesn't even look like he can wipe his ass anymore, never mind even wrestling. If you went into a restroom and that guy demanded that you wipe his ass for him, would you say no? I think most people would run for the hills. As bloated as he is, 99% of people could outrun him.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 29, 2016 0:15:06 GMT -5
Persian Hurcules? He's more like the Persian TF British. Holy shit, that's totally right. Beard Samulson needs to save us from his evil.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 29, 2016 0:34:21 GMT -5
He kinda looks like Kevin Owens in an alternate dimension.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 29, 2016 4:52:16 GMT -5
Designed by Rob Liefeld.
The pouches are on his other pants.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2016 6:56:24 GMT -5
He looks like he was trying to fit through a pipe that was too tight feet first and all his muscle got pushed up to his chest and above.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jun 29, 2016 14:35:18 GMT -5
2 reactions. He's big but he ain't got no cuts! Or
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jun 29, 2016 15:18:12 GMT -5
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Post by sokratesschmitt on Jun 29, 2016 15:46:26 GMT -5
Can he even pull his arms together for a clap? Or is New Day safe?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2016 15:49:06 GMT -5
He would fit in perfectly with my gimmick of Big Show becoming a Southern dandy, a la WCW's Colonel Parker, and having a stable of giants/big f***ing people.
I also want Big Show to manage a midget tag team.
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Post by saitamasuplex on Jun 29, 2016 15:49:46 GMT -5
But can he tope con hilo?
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brody
Don Corleone
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Post by brody on Jul 2, 2016 0:42:31 GMT -5
Lots of people in the comments saying they think he shoots up synthetic oil. CASTROL! THE GUY HAS f***ING CASTROL IN HIS ARMS! It's a thing in the middle east. That can't be healthy. People do that here too. Case in point: Google "Gregg Valentino" and "exploding biceps" IIRC WCW signed him and even did a vignette with Paul Orndorff "discovering" him at the Arnold Classic and recruiting him for WCW.
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魔界5号
Hank Scorpio
No. 1 FAN Poster You Want To Hug
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jul 2, 2016 3:31:00 GMT -5
The guy just wanted to fit in with the rest of the WWE All Stars.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jul 2, 2016 4:32:41 GMT -5
are you gonna tell him that he can't?
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brody
Don Corleone
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Post by brody on Jul 2, 2016 21:48:58 GMT -5
Dream Match vs. ISIS Bulldozer??
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Jul 4, 2016 5:52:05 GMT -5
Wrestling training is hard as hell.
However, if this guy actually makes it to the biggest wrestling company in the world's main roster, I'll start believing literally anyone can do it.
Please, WWE, don't do this.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2016 8:39:59 GMT -5
If you went into a restroom and that guy demanded that you wipe his ass for him, would you say no? Yes....granted, he'd kick my ass if he does catch me, but I ain't touching that toiler breaker he calls a booty. How would he catch ya? He wouldn't be able to fit through the door frame
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 4, 2016 11:09:37 GMT -5
Lots of people in the comments saying they think he shoots up synthetic oil. CASTROL! THE GUY HAS f***ING CASTROL IN HIS ARMS! It's a thing in the middle east. That can't be healthy. I guess we know who his first opponent will be
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jul 4, 2016 11:20:37 GMT -5
He looks like a botched action figure
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Jul 4, 2016 16:13:11 GMT -5
You think he's like Muggshot from Sly Cooper and walks around on his hands?
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