Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 18, 2016 12:58:27 GMT -5
heh
i wonder how flexible she REALLY is
will we see the fandom draw THAT?
i highly expect them to .....
and to further your annoyance .....
PART CHAPTER FOUR OF DISNEY KINGDOMS
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS PIRATE TIME!!!
i wonder how flexible she REALLY is
will we see the fandom draw THAT?
i highly expect them to .....
and to further your annoyance .....
PART CHAPTER FOUR OF DISNEY KINGDOMS
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS PIRATE TIME!!!
{Spoiler}
CHAPTER FOUR
The storm clouds slowly make their way to the horizon, it's winds start to settle down, and a seagull comes through the swirl of dense mist overhead across a calming ocean. It squawks and flaps it's wings some more and spots a small boat moving slowly, it flies down and lands on it's bow, the occupants see it and mostly ignore it ..... except the parrot.
TIKI MACAW
Get off me boat!
RAGETTI
He he, you tell 'im bird.
The seagull looks at them inquisitively then flies off.
PINTEL
That got it! Can't have no bleedin' birds on here.
COTTON and TIKI MACOW look at him.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Shut up and keep rowing, I don't think this 'gift' is gonna keep.
Next to him on the seat a heavy cloth lies over a container, noises come from it and it rattle about, JOSHAMEE GIBBS puts a hand on it to stop it moving.
PINTEL
Ship ahoy mateys!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS looks around and sees home, well it's a ship called the BLACK PEARL and sighs are big relief.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Thank gawd for that, thought I was never getting back!
The rowing boat bumps against the hull of the larger ship, a rope ladder is flung down and clatters into RAGETTI.
RAGETTI
Oi, watch it, nearly took ma head off!
PINTEL
Hehe, not much too lose then!
PINTEL gets splashed from an annoyed RAGETTI as someone shouts down to them.
WILL TURNER
Are you not getting out then? Will I just hook you up to the back then?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Grief ..... keep yer breeches on, here hold this bleeding thing PINTEL.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS hands the covered container to PINTEL and starts clambering up the ladder, stops and reaches out to take the container, then lifts it up to WILL TURNER
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Here ya go, don't drop it.
WILL TURNER
Pair of safe hands.
ELIZABETH SWANN
You're not kidding my love.
ELIZABETH SWANN grabs her husband carefully from behind, he gets a bit of a shock and almost does drop it, JOSHAMEE GIBBS groans.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Don't drop it or you'll be swimming for it!
ELIZABETH SWANN
What is it anyway?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
It's a gift, a gift to the greatest captain on these seas!
RAGETTI
CAPTAIN NEMO?
RAGETTI pops his head above the side and makes them laugh, underneath PINTEL shoves him over it and laughs harder.
Inside the captains quarters of the BLACK PEARL patiently sits the main crew ELIZABETH SWANN plays with her husbands hair, PINTEL and RAGETTI sit uncomfortably and fidget like children, while staunchly standing at the door is JOSHAMEE GIBBS patiently waiting. Even TIKI MACAW is quiet, you could almost hear a pin drop, the covered container sits on the table with a faintly green colour to it.
CALYPSO
He's coming, everyone stand on your feet!
As soon as she says that they all stand up very quickly
CALYPSO
And welcome your captain, the bestest captain of all the seas, CAPTAIN JACK .....
JACK SPARROW
Thank you thank you my brave crew and may I say you are indeed the bestest crew in these ..... seas and all that.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Congratulations captain, you made it, made it to another birthday!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS hands JACK SPARROW a small glass of the ships best rum, the captain looks at it and with the crew all waiting he looks at them, narrows his eyes and gulps the rum straight down.
JACK SPARROW
Ahh always refreshing.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
And the crew have gotten you a gift, a gift so rare that it will make your eyes pop out of the head!
The crew all nod at that except WILL TURNER and ELIZABETH SWANN who don't know what it is, and are just as excited to find out what it is.
JACK SPARROW
Well of course, you can't have a birthday and not get a gift, thank you my good man, I shall treasure it forever.
JACK SPARROW slaps JOSHAMEE GIBBS on the back hard and he manages a self congratulatory smile, walks by him and approaches the container on the table, everyone looks on in anticipation.
JACK SPARROW
Now then little gift, let's see what my fine crew has gotten me.
JACK SPARROW slowly takes hold of the heavy cloth and glances around at the expectant faces, he waits another few seconds to create some more unneeded drama to it, and with a big grin on his face he whips it off!
Underneath is that container, actually it's an oil lamp that is empty except for a very angry fairy that glows green, when she sees out through the glass she starts shouting and stamping. JACK SPARROW'S face turns from grinning to not grinning.
JACK SPARROW
Erm, what's this?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
It's your gift jack.
JACK SPARROW
And what is it?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well we thought that you wanted to have something a bit ..... special and all.
JACK SPARROW
Heh, it is special, isn't it.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Of course, for my captain it had to be something a bit ..... special.
JACK SPARROW
Uh huh, and can you tell me what it is, I seem to be at a loss as to what it is.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What, you don't recognise her then?
JACK SPARROW
It's a rhetorical question! The name of the fairy please.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well ..... well it's TINKERBELL.
JACK SPARROW
Aha yes ..... yes she's called TINKERBELL.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
And in recognition of your greatness, we thought that you'd like something like this, and bringing us back from the brink of bankruptcy. And I thought that this kind of gift would be a generous reward for such hard work.
JACK SPARROW
Hmm I see, and where did you get this wonderful gift that I fully and truly deserve?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Ahh yes, well simply put we ..... as former pirates and all ..... well, we nicked it!
JACK SPARROW
And pray tell my good man, where did you nick it from?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Erm, the JOLY ROGER?
JACK SPARROW
Yes yes, that's the one, and now tell me who is this fine ships captain ..... what you've nicked this fairy from, a fairy that's very very well know and probably very expensive.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Ahh yes ..... that would be CAPTAIN HOOK ..... wot we nicked the fairy from .....
JACK SPARROW
So let me get this straight, you decided to nick my birthday present from the one man I want to be on the side of, and someone who we've had trouble with for a long time and now we've patched most of it up and are working together a bit ..... the same CAPTAIN HOOK that can probably send his men and take this ship, then burn it ..... and then take us all and brutally murder us, then throw us on the burning ship that we're all on ..... then probably fire all his cannons at the burning ship with us in it ..... and that's all in a good day?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well, why not? He's not been that great to us, sending us to corners of this world with not much to show for it, we've barely got the BLACK PEARL ship shape and what we get for our troubles ain't gonna be much to fix the hole in the sails let alone repair the hull with! I and the crew decided that a little bit of payback was in order, and to nick his precious fairy!
JACK SPARROW
And now you're gonna nick it back to him.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What? But this is your gift captain.
JACK SPARROW
Yeah, and when the good CAPTAIN HOOK finds out where his lucky charm is, he'll probably give me another gift, one with a very sharp point attached to his arm!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
We won't tell him!
JACK SPARROW
We won't need to tell him, he'll know and spread your bodies all over the sea for the gulls to snack on, and that's not something I want personally.
Outside a crewman up top the crows nest shout down and everyone scrambles out.
CREWMAN
Ship ahoy!!!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What's the flag son?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS turns and looks kinda nervous to JACK SPARROW and forces a strained laugh
CREWMAN
Erm ..... THE JOLLY RO .....
JACK SPARROW suddenly has heard enough and runs back into the cabin, looks at the oil lamp with TINKERBELL in it, then covers it back up with the cloth.
JACK SPARROW
Well it looks like your owner is coming to get you, and to get me as well, so off we go!
JACK SPARROW grabs the oil lamp and runs back out, he stops in front of his crew and nervously laughs.
JACK SPARROW
Well it appears that one CAPTAIN HOOK is a-coming, so that means I'm a-going!
ELIZABETH SWANN
Oh not again!
And as they all watch on as JACK SPARROW clambers over the rail and down into the rowing boat he shouts up.
JACK SPARROW
Who wants to be captain then?
He looks extremely nervous as he looks back at the ever approaching ship, a very impressive vessel bristling with cannons and massive sails, it's flag already well in sight with it's jet black background and pure white skull and crossbones motif. The crew murmur amongst themselves but JACK SPARROW ain't waiting around and points.
JACK SPARROW
Well I decided and it took a lot of thought, but it's you WILL TURNER, you're the new captain ..... again.
The crew all look at WILL TURNER and sigh, JACK SPARROW almost throws down the oil lamp in a tremendous hurry, inside TINKERBELL complains mightily.
WILL TURNER
You know one time that will stick, and I'll be left to take care of your reprobates!
JACK SPARROW
Well yeah, and maybe this time the good CAPTAIN HOOK will let me keep all my parts together, but I very much doubt it.
JACK SPARROW quickly unties the ropes tying the row boat to the ship and grabs the oars, always looking back to see the ship now completely in his view, he splutters out a gurgled laugh and as fast as he can starts rowing. But the boat is already rocking on the waves created by the giant ship almost beside the BLACK PEARL, almost twice the size the JOLLY ROGER is a formidable craft, since it's the flagship of one HOOK ENTERPRISES. The tiny rowing boat almost smacks against it but skilful manoeuvring by JACK SPARROW just about avoids that, and finally he gets away from the bow and without looking back, he starts rowing as fast as he can to the nearby port city of Bristol.
ELIZABETH SWANN
Ugh, why does he not take his punishment, why do we let him run away all the time, and why are you always the captain WILL TURNER?
WILL TURNER
A safe pair of hands?
ELIZABETH SWANN
Definitely not the pretty face and brains though.
And as the crew focus on the massive ship besides them, they all shuffle on deck into their prepositioned points, to greet the oncoming boarding party and they all look very nervous indeed. Suddenly a great opening appears in the side of the JOLLY ROGER and out slides a platform sided with ornamental railing, it goes to it's length and hovers over the side of the BLACK PEARL, it's crew take a step back and wait for it to slowly drop down. But it doesn't and crashes onto the deck, destroying the railing, and making the crew jump back except WILL TURNER and ELIZABETH SWANN.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Oh now we gonna have to pay for that TOO!
The dust and splinters settle and they see a group walking the platform towards them, in front are a group of young boys all dressed up in pirate garb, they stop onto the deck and then MR SMEE enters their view. Then finally the very imposing form of one CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK, he slowly lifts up his handless arm and shows it to the new captain, it has a rather ornamental pure silver hook on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK
Where is JACK SPARROW and the fairy he stole from me?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS gulps as WILL TURNER takes a step towards him.
WILL TURNER
Sorry captain, you just missed him.
CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK just stands there and scowls.
CHAPTER FOUR
The storm clouds slowly make their way to the horizon, it's winds start to settle down, and a seagull comes through the swirl of dense mist overhead across a calming ocean. It squawks and flaps it's wings some more and spots a small boat moving slowly, it flies down and lands on it's bow, the occupants see it and mostly ignore it ..... except the parrot.
TIKI MACAW
Get off me boat!
RAGETTI
He he, you tell 'im bird.
The seagull looks at them inquisitively then flies off.
PINTEL
That got it! Can't have no bleedin' birds on here.
COTTON and TIKI MACOW look at him.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Shut up and keep rowing, I don't think this 'gift' is gonna keep.
Next to him on the seat a heavy cloth lies over a container, noises come from it and it rattle about, JOSHAMEE GIBBS puts a hand on it to stop it moving.
PINTEL
Ship ahoy mateys!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS looks around and sees home, well it's a ship called the BLACK PEARL and sighs are big relief.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Thank gawd for that, thought I was never getting back!
The rowing boat bumps against the hull of the larger ship, a rope ladder is flung down and clatters into RAGETTI.
RAGETTI
Oi, watch it, nearly took ma head off!
PINTEL
Hehe, not much too lose then!
PINTEL gets splashed from an annoyed RAGETTI as someone shouts down to them.
WILL TURNER
Are you not getting out then? Will I just hook you up to the back then?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Grief ..... keep yer breeches on, here hold this bleeding thing PINTEL.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS hands the covered container to PINTEL and starts clambering up the ladder, stops and reaches out to take the container, then lifts it up to WILL TURNER
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Here ya go, don't drop it.
WILL TURNER
Pair of safe hands.
ELIZABETH SWANN
You're not kidding my love.
ELIZABETH SWANN grabs her husband carefully from behind, he gets a bit of a shock and almost does drop it, JOSHAMEE GIBBS groans.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Don't drop it or you'll be swimming for it!
ELIZABETH SWANN
What is it anyway?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
It's a gift, a gift to the greatest captain on these seas!
RAGETTI
CAPTAIN NEMO?
RAGETTI pops his head above the side and makes them laugh, underneath PINTEL shoves him over it and laughs harder.
Inside the captains quarters of the BLACK PEARL patiently sits the main crew ELIZABETH SWANN plays with her husbands hair, PINTEL and RAGETTI sit uncomfortably and fidget like children, while staunchly standing at the door is JOSHAMEE GIBBS patiently waiting. Even TIKI MACAW is quiet, you could almost hear a pin drop, the covered container sits on the table with a faintly green colour to it.
CALYPSO
He's coming, everyone stand on your feet!
As soon as she says that they all stand up very quickly
CALYPSO
And welcome your captain, the bestest captain of all the seas, CAPTAIN JACK .....
JACK SPARROW
Thank you thank you my brave crew and may I say you are indeed the bestest crew in these ..... seas and all that.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Congratulations captain, you made it, made it to another birthday!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS hands JACK SPARROW a small glass of the ships best rum, the captain looks at it and with the crew all waiting he looks at them, narrows his eyes and gulps the rum straight down.
JACK SPARROW
Ahh always refreshing.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
And the crew have gotten you a gift, a gift so rare that it will make your eyes pop out of the head!
The crew all nod at that except WILL TURNER and ELIZABETH SWANN who don't know what it is, and are just as excited to find out what it is.
JACK SPARROW
Well of course, you can't have a birthday and not get a gift, thank you my good man, I shall treasure it forever.
JACK SPARROW slaps JOSHAMEE GIBBS on the back hard and he manages a self congratulatory smile, walks by him and approaches the container on the table, everyone looks on in anticipation.
JACK SPARROW
Now then little gift, let's see what my fine crew has gotten me.
JACK SPARROW slowly takes hold of the heavy cloth and glances around at the expectant faces, he waits another few seconds to create some more unneeded drama to it, and with a big grin on his face he whips it off!
Underneath is that container, actually it's an oil lamp that is empty except for a very angry fairy that glows green, when she sees out through the glass she starts shouting and stamping. JACK SPARROW'S face turns from grinning to not grinning.
JACK SPARROW
Erm, what's this?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
It's your gift jack.
JACK SPARROW
And what is it?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well we thought that you wanted to have something a bit ..... special and all.
JACK SPARROW
Heh, it is special, isn't it.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Of course, for my captain it had to be something a bit ..... special.
JACK SPARROW
Uh huh, and can you tell me what it is, I seem to be at a loss as to what it is.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What, you don't recognise her then?
JACK SPARROW
It's a rhetorical question! The name of the fairy please.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well ..... well it's TINKERBELL.
JACK SPARROW
Aha yes ..... yes she's called TINKERBELL.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
And in recognition of your greatness, we thought that you'd like something like this, and bringing us back from the brink of bankruptcy. And I thought that this kind of gift would be a generous reward for such hard work.
JACK SPARROW
Hmm I see, and where did you get this wonderful gift that I fully and truly deserve?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Ahh yes, well simply put we ..... as former pirates and all ..... well, we nicked it!
JACK SPARROW
And pray tell my good man, where did you nick it from?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Erm, the JOLY ROGER?
JACK SPARROW
Yes yes, that's the one, and now tell me who is this fine ships captain ..... what you've nicked this fairy from, a fairy that's very very well know and probably very expensive.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Ahh yes ..... that would be CAPTAIN HOOK ..... wot we nicked the fairy from .....
JACK SPARROW
So let me get this straight, you decided to nick my birthday present from the one man I want to be on the side of, and someone who we've had trouble with for a long time and now we've patched most of it up and are working together a bit ..... the same CAPTAIN HOOK that can probably send his men and take this ship, then burn it ..... and then take us all and brutally murder us, then throw us on the burning ship that we're all on ..... then probably fire all his cannons at the burning ship with us in it ..... and that's all in a good day?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Well, why not? He's not been that great to us, sending us to corners of this world with not much to show for it, we've barely got the BLACK PEARL ship shape and what we get for our troubles ain't gonna be much to fix the hole in the sails let alone repair the hull with! I and the crew decided that a little bit of payback was in order, and to nick his precious fairy!
JACK SPARROW
And now you're gonna nick it back to him.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What? But this is your gift captain.
JACK SPARROW
Yeah, and when the good CAPTAIN HOOK finds out where his lucky charm is, he'll probably give me another gift, one with a very sharp point attached to his arm!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
We won't tell him!
JACK SPARROW
We won't need to tell him, he'll know and spread your bodies all over the sea for the gulls to snack on, and that's not something I want personally.
Outside a crewman up top the crows nest shout down and everyone scrambles out.
CREWMAN
Ship ahoy!!!
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
What's the flag son?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS turns and looks kinda nervous to JACK SPARROW and forces a strained laugh
CREWMAN
Erm ..... THE JOLLY RO .....
JACK SPARROW suddenly has heard enough and runs back into the cabin, looks at the oil lamp with TINKERBELL in it, then covers it back up with the cloth.
JACK SPARROW
Well it looks like your owner is coming to get you, and to get me as well, so off we go!
JACK SPARROW grabs the oil lamp and runs back out, he stops in front of his crew and nervously laughs.
JACK SPARROW
Well it appears that one CAPTAIN HOOK is a-coming, so that means I'm a-going!
ELIZABETH SWANN
Oh not again!
And as they all watch on as JACK SPARROW clambers over the rail and down into the rowing boat he shouts up.
JACK SPARROW
Who wants to be captain then?
He looks extremely nervous as he looks back at the ever approaching ship, a very impressive vessel bristling with cannons and massive sails, it's flag already well in sight with it's jet black background and pure white skull and crossbones motif. The crew murmur amongst themselves but JACK SPARROW ain't waiting around and points.
JACK SPARROW
Well I decided and it took a lot of thought, but it's you WILL TURNER, you're the new captain ..... again.
The crew all look at WILL TURNER and sigh, JACK SPARROW almost throws down the oil lamp in a tremendous hurry, inside TINKERBELL complains mightily.
WILL TURNER
You know one time that will stick, and I'll be left to take care of your reprobates!
JACK SPARROW
Well yeah, and maybe this time the good CAPTAIN HOOK will let me keep all my parts together, but I very much doubt it.
JACK SPARROW quickly unties the ropes tying the row boat to the ship and grabs the oars, always looking back to see the ship now completely in his view, he splutters out a gurgled laugh and as fast as he can starts rowing. But the boat is already rocking on the waves created by the giant ship almost beside the BLACK PEARL, almost twice the size the JOLLY ROGER is a formidable craft, since it's the flagship of one HOOK ENTERPRISES. The tiny rowing boat almost smacks against it but skilful manoeuvring by JACK SPARROW just about avoids that, and finally he gets away from the bow and without looking back, he starts rowing as fast as he can to the nearby port city of Bristol.
ELIZABETH SWANN
Ugh, why does he not take his punishment, why do we let him run away all the time, and why are you always the captain WILL TURNER?
WILL TURNER
A safe pair of hands?
ELIZABETH SWANN
Definitely not the pretty face and brains though.
And as the crew focus on the massive ship besides them, they all shuffle on deck into their prepositioned points, to greet the oncoming boarding party and they all look very nervous indeed. Suddenly a great opening appears in the side of the JOLLY ROGER and out slides a platform sided with ornamental railing, it goes to it's length and hovers over the side of the BLACK PEARL, it's crew take a step back and wait for it to slowly drop down. But it doesn't and crashes onto the deck, destroying the railing, and making the crew jump back except WILL TURNER and ELIZABETH SWANN.
JOSHAMEE GIBBS
Oh now we gonna have to pay for that TOO!
The dust and splinters settle and they see a group walking the platform towards them, in front are a group of young boys all dressed up in pirate garb, they stop onto the deck and then MR SMEE enters their view. Then finally the very imposing form of one CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK, he slowly lifts up his handless arm and shows it to the new captain, it has a rather ornamental pure silver hook on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK
Where is JACK SPARROW and the fairy he stole from me?
JOSHAMEE GIBBS gulps as WILL TURNER takes a step towards him.
WILL TURNER
Sorry captain, you just missed him.
CAPTAIN JAMES HOOK just stands there and scowls.
