The Official 2017 Academy Awards Thread

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Feb 27, 2017 0:03:03 GMT -5 StuntGranny® said:

If La La Land doesn't win best picture I will go into shock and likely die.

...So, do we get a doctor for you or what?

[Hit Girl]

I'm sure Emma Stone took her envelope and card with her, and the card Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway went out on stage with was unopened, so I only conclude that her card was printed twice and placed in two envelopes.

[The Legend of Groose]

Feb 27, 2017 0:27:36 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Between The 3-1 Cavs Comeback in the NBA Finals, Miss America, The World Series, The Election, The Superbowl, and now The Oscars, I think this entire year has been encapsulated as a giant "WAIT WHAT??"

Don't let this avoid the fact that La La Land blew a 5 award lead.

[arrogantmodel]

These envelopes are sealed and guarded. I am really excited for an explanation as to how Emma Stone's envelope made it backstage and to the guy guarding the final envelope.

The thing is obviously opened. Stone should have had her envelope. Who gets an obviously opened envelope and hands it off as the Best Picture award? And I imagine the category is also printed on the envelope.

And horses don't talk! No, no...nothing about this makes any sense!

[Spiderf 4]

Feb 27, 2017 0:28:12 GMT -5 Milkman Norm said:

To explain what happened here's senior referee Tommy Young.

"So Nick Patrick, what happened at the 2017 Oscars?"
"That's a good question."

[BRV]

[StuntGranny®]

Feb 27, 2017 0:29:01 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Feb 27, 2017 0:03:03 GMT -5 StuntGranny® said:

If La La Land doesn't win best picture I will go into shock and likely die.

...So, do we get a doctor for you or what?

Considering what happened, I have somehow died twice and am currently boarding from hell.

[The Legend of Groose]

BRO! WHY SWERVE THE SLAMMYS WHEN YOU CAN SWERVE THE FREAKIN' ACADEMY AWARDS!?"

[Spiderf 4]

Feb 27, 2017 0:29:01 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

Feb 27, 2017 0:03:03 GMT -5 StuntGranny® said:

If La La Land doesn't win best picture I will go into shock and likely die.

...So, do we get a doctor for you or what?

Yeah, I would think that the way they lost, might make SG disintegrate.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

The worlds gonna sit and wait for Steve Harvey's Tweet

[The Captain]

Feb 27, 2017 0:29:13 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

I'm sure Emma Stone took her envelope and card with her, and the card Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway went out on stage with was unopened, so I only conclude that her card was printed twice and placed in two envelopes.

Apparently, that's exactly what happened. Someone done f***ed up big time.

[Mochi Lone Wolf]

The only nominated movies I saw where:


Moonlight-Really good. Abrupt ending.


La La Land-Fun but, not as good as everyone in Hollywood thinks it is.


Hidden Figures- Very good.


Hacksaw Ridge-Very good.


Arrival-My personal favorite of the bunch.

[Hit Girl]

Sky just said Warren Beatty...and Annette Bening presented the final award.

[BRV]

Poor Warren Beatty had to get up there and explain what the hell happened while Faye Dunaway, the person who actually told the world that "La La Land" had won Best Picture, just got to chill in the background.

[Deleted]

#NotmyBestPicture

I thought it would be funny if they kept messing up reading the card, until all nine best picture nominations crews were on stage. Then the stage collapsed.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Yo to the TWO People who voted for Moonlight in this Poll, you're the real MVPs

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Feb 27, 2017 0:27:26 GMT -5 StuntGranny® said:

I thought Moonlight was really good, but it's also a movie I can't ever imagine sitting down to watch again. Once you've seen it, I don't think there's a huge reason to go back.

Yeah it's one of those movies you don't really go back unless you can really relate to it.

[BRV]

Feb 27, 2017 0:31:34 GMT -5 The Captain said:

Feb 27, 2017 0:29:13 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

I'm sure Emma Stone took her envelope and card with her, and the card Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway went out on stage with was unopened, so I only conclude that her card was printed twice and placed in two envelopes.

Apparently, that's exactly what happened. Someone done f***ed up big time.

It's too bad that the card had Emma Stone's name and the movie's title. It would have been great if it just said "Emma Stone" and Faye Dunaway had to come up with the first Emma Stone movie she could think of and that's how we ended up with 2017 Best Picture winner "The House Bunny".

[Mochi Lone Wolf]

Feb 27, 2017 0:29:13 GMT -5 Hit Girl said:

I'm sure Emma Stone took her envelope and card with her, and the card Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway went out on stage with was unopened, so I only conclude that her card was printed twice and placed in two envelopes.

So how did they find the real one? Did somebody just stop paying attention to the printer.

[Deleted]

Feb 27, 2017 0:32:14 GMT -5 BRV said:

Poor Warren Beatty had to get up there and explain what the hell happened while Faye Dunaway, the person who actually told the world that "La La Land" had won Best Picture, just got to chill in the background.

Seriously. He knew it was wrong and Faye was like "Oh just read it." Poor dude is gonna take the fall for her mistake.