AND NOW WE COME FACE TO FACE .....
and something dark and sticky lurks .....
{Spoiler}
MEANWHILE AT THE END OF THE PONY RUMBLE .....
<GYMKHANA ROSS>CAN SHE DO IT, CAN DAISY ELIMINATE THE GOBBY GRIFFIN THAT ISN'T GILDA, THE ONE KNOWN AS THE THE BIG BIRD GABBY ..... YES SHE CAN, SHE DID IT, DAISY IS GOING TO PONYMANIA6!
<DAISY>YEAH BABY YEAH *POINTS TO PONYMANIA6 SIGN HIGH ABOVE*
<LILY VALLEY>OH YEAH WELL DONE DAISY!
*LILY VALLEY AND DAISY HUG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HOLD EACH OTHERS HOOF UP IN VICTORY, BUT IN THE BOWELS OF THE ARENA, A SINISTER FIGURE IS SINISTERLY PRETENDING TO BE MOPPING. BOTH OF THE 'FLOWER DUO' LEAVE THE ARENA AND WALK THROUGH THE CORRIDORS, AND THEY SUDDENLY MEET UP WITH THE STRANGE FIGURE*
<STRANGE FIGURE>DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST INNOCENTLY DOING SOME MOPPING HERE, NOTHING TO SEE FOLKS ..... MOVE ALONG.
<LILY VALLEY>ERM OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER THEN DAISY .....
<STRANGE FIGURE>DON'T WORRY, I'LL SEE YOU GET TO YOUR CARRIAGE ..... PONY RUMBLE WINNER HAHAHAHA .....
<DAISY>WHAT WAS THAT?
<STRANGE FIGURE>NOTHING NOTHING *LOOKS AROUND SUSPICIOUSLY SINISTERLY AND WHISTLES*
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MEANWHILE LATER THAT DAY .....
<LILY VALLEY>DARN IT, WHERE IS THAT PONY RUMBLE WINNER DAISY, THIS NICE CELEBRATORY DINNER WON'T EAT ITSELF ..... THE HORROR THE HORROR, AND AWFUL DISASTER, A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DISASTER ..... OH WELL *STARTS EATING DAISY'S DINNER*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
<LILY VALLEY>OH THANKFULLY THERE SHE IS *GOES AND ANSWER THE DOOR* HI THERE DAISY.
<DAISY>OH YES HELLO ..... HELLO THERE LILY VALLEY, HOW NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
<LILY VALLEY>ERM, ARE YOU OKAY DAISY.
<DAISY>I SEEM FINE THANK YOU ..... NOW THEN, I HEARD YOU'VE MADE ME A DELICIOUS DINNER TO CELEBRATE MY RUMBLEPONY VICTORY .....
<LILY VALLEY>THAT'S PONY RUMBLE ..... SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT DAISY, YOU SEEM A BIT ..... OFF.
<DAISY>PERFECTLY FINE THANK YOU.
<LILY VALLEY>WELL THEN ..... ALRIGHTY THEN, COME IN COME IN, YOU MUST BE FAMISHED.
<DAISY>CERTAINLY AM.
*AND LILY VALLEY MAKES SOME MORE DINNER, THEN THEY EAT IT, AND SETTLE IN FOR THE NIGHT ..... HOWEVER THAT STRANGE FIGURE LURKS SUSPICIOUSLY SINISTERLY, LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW AS DAISY SLEEPS*
<STRANGE FIGURE>SOON MY LITTLE ONE ..... SOON .....
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MEANWHILE DOWN THE ROAD FROM APPLELOOSA .....
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>WELL BONELESS-2, THAT'S ANOTHER GOOF OFF DONE FOR THIS PLACE, BUT THIS WEEK IS PONYMANIA6 ..... AND I HAVE A TITLE TO DEFEND, AND I HEARD MY CHALLENGER IS A ONE-TIME RESIDENT OF THIS HERE PARTS TOO, SO THAT'S GOING TO BE A BIT TRICKY. OH WELL, NOTHING LIKE A PARTY SONG TO GET THIS TITLE MATCH STARTED!
*TAKES OUT HIDDEN ACCORDION AND IS ABOUT TO PLAY WHEN .....*
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>WOOOOOOOO AND WHATNOT .....
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>OH HECK, YOU'RE YOU'RE .....
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>THAT'S RIGHT, I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE FORMER RUBBER CHICKEN YOU USED TO DOSS AROUND WITH YOU, I AM BONELESS RUBBER CHICKEN NUMBER ONE!
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>OH FUDGE ..... HERE, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FUDGE?
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>WHY THANK YOU ..... NO WAIT, STOP THAT, THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY SERIOUS!
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>IS IT AS SERIOUS AS THIS!
*CHEESE SANDWICH PULLS OUT A WHOLE LOAD OF STREAMERS AND GLITTER, THEY FLOAT DOWN ALL OVER THE PLACE*
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>NO CHEESY, THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS!
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>OR THIS?
*A MASSIVE COMEDY COWBOY HAT LIKE THAT ONE ON CELEBRITY JEOPARDY COMES OUT, AND CHEESE SANDWICH PUTS IT ON*
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>HEHE, THE NAME'S FERGUSON ..... TU .....
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>NO YOU LOON, THIS IS VERY VERY VEEEEEEEERY SERIOUS, IN FACT IT'S SO SERIOUS I HAD TO BECOME A GHOST AND BLEEDING WELL SEARCH THIS DUMP JUST TO FIND YOUR CHEESY OLD FLANK. NOW OPEN THOSE FLOPPY EARS AND LISTEN .....
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>IF YOU'RE A GHOST, DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE ..... DID PINKIE SIT ON YOU?
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>WELL SHE DOES HAVE A FAT ARSE ..... I, NO! NOW LISTEN GOOFBUSTER AND LISTEN GOOD, THIS WHOLE TITLE MATCH AT PONYMANIA6 IS CURSED!!!
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>CURSED??? WELL I AM TALKING TO A VULCANISED SPOOKY GHOUL HEHE.
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>OH MA FAUST I'M TALKING TO AN IDIOT HERE! OKAY TIME TO GET THIS WHOLE PLAN ON THE MOVE THEN, FOLLOW ME CHEESE SANDWICH.
*THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1 STARTS TO MOVE TOWARDS APPLELOOSA BUT CHEESE SANDWICH JUST STANDS THERE*
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>GAH, COME ON CHEESY, WE HAVE TO GO TO APPLELOOSA AND FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON .....
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>YOU MEAN .....
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>PLEASE DON'T SAY IT.
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>I HAVE TO .....
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>OH PLOT I'M GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM SOON.
*E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH FALLS DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND HOLDS HIS FRONT LEGS SPREAD WIDE*
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>FOLLOW ..... THE ..... BONELESS!!!
*THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1 JUST SLAPS HIS RUBBER GHOST WING TO HIS RUBBER GHOST FACE*
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>I BET GHOST SHARK DOESN'T HAVE THIS TROUBLE, AND FOR THE LOVE OF JIMINY CRICKET TAKE THAT STUPID HAT OFF PLEASE!
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>OKAY OKAY, ON YOU GO THEN, I'LL FOLLOW.
*THEY BOTH START HEADING TOWARDS APPLELOOSA AND CHEESE SANDWICH TAKES OFF THE GIANT COWBOY HAT AND SLIPS IT BACK WHENCE IT CAME FROM*
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>SO YOU HEARD I RELEASED AN ALBUM OF OLD SONGS RIGHT?
<THE GHOST OF BONELESS-1>EH, IT WAS ALRIGHT, NOT YOUR BEST PARTY SONGS.
<E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMPION CHEESE SANDWICH>I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA, DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED THE BITS? AND I AM THE E.W.E. MOONLIGHT CHAMP AFTER ALL .....
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MEANWHILE AT THE APPLELOOSA PONYMANIA6 TRAINING FACILITY .....
<SPITFIRE>WORK HARDER, LIFT THOSE WEIGHTS, GET THAT BLOOD PUMPING!
<SEABREEZE>LOOK SIR, I'M A BREEZY, NOT A HULK ..... I CANNAE LIFT OVER 400 KILOGRAMS WITH ONE ARM!
<SPITFIRE>PFFT, NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, NOW GET WORKING OUT!
*DAISY AND LILY VALLEY WALK IN CHATTING*
<LILY VALLEY>GLAD YOU'RE FINE, I WAS GETTING WORRIED FOR A MOMENT.
<DAISY>YOU FRET TOO MUCH LILAC .....
<LILY VALLEY>LILY.
<DAISY>YES THAT'S YOUR NAME LAVENDER, TAKE A CHILL, AND BELIEVE ME ..... AT PONYMANIA6, I'LL BEAT THAT CHEDDAR TOASTY.
<LILY VALLEY>CHEESE SANDWICH.
<DAISY>THAT CHEESE SANDWICH, YES .....
<LILY VALLEY>I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU DAISY, YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT SEEM YOURSELF.
<DAISY>PERFECTLY FINE LOLLIPOP, NOW WATCH ME MAKE THIS WEIGHT!
*AND AS DAISY GRASPS THE WEIGHT MACHINE, LILY VALLEY SIGHS AND WALKS AWAY, UNKNOWN TO HER THOUGH, IS THAT STRANGE FIGURE WHO'S STILL MOPPING SUSPICIOUSLY SINISTERLY*
<STRANGE FIGURE>THAT'S IT DAISY, WORK THAT BODY, AND BE READY TO WIN THAT E.W.E. MOONLIGHT TITLE BELT .....
FOR ..... ME .....
A AHAHAHAHAHA!
<SPITFIRE>YOU ..... YEAH YOU STRANGE FIGURE WHO MOPS SUSPICIOUSLY SINISTERLY, GET OVER HERE AND SOAK UP THIS MASSIVE PUDDLE OF URSA SWEAT! GEEZ THOSE BEARS SURE KNOW HOW TO WORKOUT!
<STRANGE FIGURE>UGH
