"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
Posts: 16,694
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Apr 20, 2017 1:30:08 GMT -5
Whether it be very specific or in general. Make phrase out of a gripe. Or if you want, something positive. You can add context if you want to as well. I'll start.
"You can be completely full of shit as long as you are on time."
For those who deal with coworkers or bosses who think being on time negated them being a total mark ass buster.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
Status: Runner
Posts: 14,926
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Apr 20, 2017 1:38:53 GMT -5
"No matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationery."
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
Posts: 38,587
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Post by Fade on Apr 20, 2017 2:52:47 GMT -5
My old job..."The dead are like the dumb...they cause misery unto everyone around them...without knowing it".
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 20, 2017 4:13:44 GMT -5
"The company has your full support... right up to the day we sack you"
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 20, 2017 5:13:12 GMT -5
"Your pizza wasn't late. All your clocks must be fast"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 20, 2017 5:35:48 GMT -5
there are only two things certain in life, Death and Us.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 42,461
Member is Online
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 20, 2017 5:39:01 GMT -5
Abandon hope all ye who enter
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,372
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 20, 2017 6:31:06 GMT -5
"The road to my house is the worst road in the state!" says everybody in the state.
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Post by LexExpress on Apr 20, 2017 6:40:49 GMT -5
We want new and exciting ideas... No wait you can't change that, we've done it that way for 15 years!
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Fundertaker
Vegeta
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
Posts: 9,197
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 20, 2017 6:44:25 GMT -5
Yes, people actually make market studies for this.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554 
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 20, 2017 7:39:40 GMT -5
Safety first, unless it cost money.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 20, 2017 13:00:21 GMT -5
"Like sucks, and then you die!"
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
Posts: 4,526
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Post by SmashTV on Apr 20, 2017 14:09:04 GMT -5
'I'm terminating this call!'
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Malibu Stacy
Don Corleone
Had TNA/Impact! on while getting ready for my wedding
Posts: 1,449 
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Apr 20, 2017 17:17:22 GMT -5
"Our slip in both sales and district ranking will be resolved- WITH NEW UNIFORM POLOS!"
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 20, 2017 18:10:55 GMT -5
"Standin' around for pay is better than layin' around for free!"
That belongs in the Facebook group, "Please show to Jim! HA HA!"
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,554
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 20, 2017 18:10:59 GMT -5
At the old power plant I was at we used this one all the time.
"A crisis on your part doesn't make for a crisis on my part."
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Post by Yamashita Enforcement Division on Apr 20, 2017 21:16:17 GMT -5
"The bourgeois are entitled to neither my health, nor my time. They can take a day off."
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Phil Parent
El Dandy
Your Favourite Teacher
Posts: 8,508
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Post by Phil Parent on Apr 20, 2017 23:53:42 GMT -5
"I did everything there's to do in this college, I studied here, graduated twice, won all sorts of awards, f***ed my sociology teacher (consenting adults, HA!), married my f***ed sociology teacher, and now I teach here. WHERE'S MY f***ING STATUE?!?"
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,644
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 21, 2017 8:51:17 GMT -5
At least pretend to work if you have nothing to do at the moment.
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crabbymelt
ALF
I'm going to kick the living POOP out of him.
Posts: 1,047
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Post by crabbymelt on Apr 21, 2017 11:06:08 GMT -5
"Be ready for my appointment, as I want you to kiss my butt. But I don't have to be on time- ever. Nope. Don't care if it messes up your day. I live on selfish rich old lady time."
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