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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2018 15:45:00 GMT -5
Let me ask you somethin’
What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?
Well let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on the backseat of a car?
I remember one time I made love on the backseat of a car
And AJ Styles came and shined his light on me and I said:
I’m going to beat you at Wrestlemania.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Feb 8, 2018 17:45:22 GMT -5
AJ makes a sales call...
"Thank you for holding. All of our operators are currently busy. Your call is important to us. And AJ Styles, I will beat you at Wrestlemania."
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Feb 8, 2018 23:52:09 GMT -5
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 9, 2018 9:51:54 GMT -5
AJ Styles is a contestant on Jeopardy.
"I'll take wrestling for $600, Alex."
Alex: "It's the Video Daily Double."
Styles: "I'll wager $1200."
Alex: "Here's the clue."
Nakamura appears on screen: "I'm the one who's going to beat you at WrestleMania."
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Feb 9, 2018 10:45:00 GMT -5
AJ: The "I'm going to beat you at Wrestlemania" community?!
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Post by FinalGwen on Feb 9, 2018 10:53:33 GMT -5
AJ's relaxing at the latest Flat Earth Society meeting, until he hears the speaker saying "Everyone around the globe-"
As he looks up, startled by the phrasing, he sees Shinsuke at the podium. "-knows I'm going to beat you at Wrestlemania."
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Post by Deleted on Feb 9, 2018 20:09:30 GMT -5
AJ: "No Shinsuke, I'm going to beat YOU at WrestleMania." *Lawler nod*
Would be the sickest burn since King and Bad News Barett.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 9, 2018 20:17:43 GMT -5
*AJ is playing Metal Gear Solid*
Psycho Mantis: Hmmm.....let's see yes! Nakamura is going to beat you in Wrestlemania!!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 9, 2018 22:14:25 GMT -5
AJ finds in his email inbox a link to a Youtube supercut of lyrics from different songs:
Scott Weyland: "I AM..."
Rick Astley: "...gonna..."
Michael Jackson: "BEAT..."
Biz Markie: "You!"
Barry Manilow: "At the-"
Classic WrestleMania Theme: "Oh-oh, oh-oh, WRESTLEMANIA!"
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 10, 2018 2:56:55 GMT -5
News Anchor: "Let's go out to Shinsuke Nakamura who's live with the latest from the scene."
Nakamura: "I'm going to beat AJ Styles at WrestleMania. Back to you."
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Post by Clint Bobski on Feb 10, 2018 5:52:36 GMT -5
AJ goes to watch Infinity War at his local cinema, after a cliffhanger ending,and sitting through 20 minutes of credits, the post credits scene is Spider-Man taking his mask off to reveal Nakamura saying "I'm going to beat you at WrestleMania"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2018 20:52:53 GMT -5
Charlie Rose: We're back with legendary producer Shinsuke Nakamura. Now before you did The Godfather, there was Love Story. Tell us about that.
Shinsuke Nakamura: Ah, Love Story. The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? [ Chuckles ] You better believe they weren't. But once that tearjerker hit John Q. Popcorn it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way.
And the critics loved it too. I remember Vincent Canby said- - I'm beat you at WrestleMania, AJ. You are so defeated,
[AJ Screams]
Charlie Rose Now Chinatown was a classic. But you had problems with the sequel, The Two Jakes?
Shinsuke Nakamura: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, ''Shinsuke, you forgot Hollywood rule number one- defeat AJ Styles at WrestleMania.
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 10, 2018 22:10:57 GMT -5
Charlie Rose: We're back with legendary producer Shinsuke Nakamura. Now before you did The Godfather, there was Love Story. Tell us about that. Shinsuke Nakamura: Ah, Love Story. The little picture that could. Was Paramount chomping at the bit to make it? [ Chuckles ] You better believe they weren't. But once that tearjerker hit John Q. Popcorn it was boffo boo-hoo box office all the way. And the critics loved it too. I remember Vincent Canby said- - I'm beat you at WrestleMania, AJ. You are so defeated, [AJ Screams] Charlie Rose Now Chinatown was a classic. But you had problems with the sequel, The Two Jakes? Shinsuke Nakamura: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, ''Shinsuke, you forgot Hollywood rule number one- defeat AJ Styles at WrestleMania. Why can I only like this once? |
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