1,000 ways Nak can tell AJ he'll beat him at 'Mania

[Sephiroth]

This should probably be a photoshop thread ala the one about Miz stalking Sheamus from years ago.

[PTBartman]

Feb 6, 2018 22:45:01 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

I put a lot of work into this joke, so I'm reposting it:

Feb 6, 2018 21:55:19 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

AJ checks out the books on the "recommended reading" shelf at the local library

I'M With The Band
GOING Rogue
TO Kill a Mockingbird
BEATrix Potter Collected Works
YOU Are Special
ATtitude Is Everything
WRESTLEMANIA: 30 Moments for 30 Years

[Dat Dude]

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

From the SDL live thread...

Feb 6, 2018 21:43:42 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

::AJ AT COMMENTARY TABLE::

::Nakamura Kinshasas Vince, gets on Vince's headset::

"Put this match over HARD, AJ. Use "opportunity" every chance you get. I'm going to beat you at Wrestlemania."

Feb 6, 2018 20:25:25 GMT -5 ASYLUMHAUSEN said:

Feb 6, 2018 20:22:31 GMT -5 Big DSR Energy said:

AJ, at McDonald's: "I'll take a Big Mac combo, large, with a diet Coke."

"That'll be 7.89 and I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania. Please pull around to the next window."

::AJ waiting for the barista to call out his drink at Starbucks::

"VENTI 10 pump vanilla, whole milk, no foam, stirred latte for AJ I'm Going To Beat You At Wrestlemania...."

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Claire Lynch arrives in the WWE along with the baby, says "Shinsuke will beat you at WrestleMania', then leaves....

[bootytea]

AJ Styles notices Shinsukes silhouette that looks like he is vigorously beating something.

Curious, AJ walks across to the catering room to find Shinsuke beating ground meat patties.

Shinsuke looks at AJ and smiles.

End scene.

[Hypnosis]

Nakamura:"AJ, I'm gonna beat you at Wrestlemania........The Arcade Game, with the Demon Dizzy!"

My others from the Smackdown thread:

Styles at the bank teller:"Yes, I'd like to take out a deposit of $60."

Teller:"Deposit ready, and I'll beat you at WrestleMania!"

Styles at Chipotle:"Hello, I would like to order a chicken burrito with Queso Salsa, nachos & cheese, and a Coca-Cola. That'll be all."

Worker:"That'll be $12.50, and I'll beat you at Wrestlemania."

[PTBartman]

(Enters the ring with The New Day)
(Clears throat)
(sings)

Mr AJ, dear Mr Aj
The words I speak are mere extemporania
I won The Rumble in Pennsylvan-i-a
And I'm going to beat your but at WrestleMania

The New Day: (sings)
WrestleMania, WrestleMania He's going to beat your butt at Wrestlemania

(They exit)

[H-Virus]

AJ is hiking in the woods and is suddenly attacked by a bear. He tries to run but trips and hurts his leg. He looks up to see the bear looming over him, teeth bared and snarling. Then it leans in, opens it's mouth, and out pops Shinsuke's face. "I'm going to beat you at Wrestlemania." He then disappears back inside the bear's mouth, who looks just as confused as AJ does.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Shinsuke shows up on AJ's lawn with a dead horse with Wrestlemania written on it, and proceeds to beat it with a hockey stick.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Feb 7, 2018 15:50:19 GMT -5 Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 said:

Claire Lynch arrives in the WWE along with the baby, says "Shinsuke will beat you at WrestleMania', then leaves....

D.E.A.D., FAM!

hahahahahaaaa......

[Mister Pigwell]

Pee in the snow and write it in cursive.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Feb 7, 2018 16:25:15 GMT -5 PTBartman said:

(Enters the ring with The New Day)
(Clears throat)
(sings)

Mr AJ, dear Mr Aj
The words I speak are mere extemporania
I won The Rumble in Pennsylvan-i-a
And I'm going to beat your but at WrestleMania

The New Day: (sings)
WrestleMania, WrestleMania He's going to beat your butt at Wrestlemania

(They exit)

::backstage, afterward, New Day - now without Nakamura - cross paths with AJ::

::Big E hands AJ a stack of EIGHT pancakes on a plate::

Pancake 1; I
Pancake 2; AM
Pancake 3: GOING
Pancake 4: TO
Pancake 5: BEAT
Pancake 6: YOU
Pancake 7: AT
Pancake 8: WRESTLEMANIA

::AJ throws Pancakes across the room in disgust....Big E weeps, Kofi immediatly tries to resusitate them with CPR, Xavier starts speaking in tounges cursing AJ as he walks away::

/END

[Sephiroth]

Feb 7, 2018 19:42:38 GMT -5 Mister Pigwell said:

Pee in the snow and write it in cursive.

“Of course it was your mother’s handwriting AHAHAHAHA!”

[Rumble McSkirmish]

*Shinsuke gets on the arena's public address system*

Shinsuke: The following WWE superstars will be beaten by me at Wrestlemania: Styles AJ...That is all.

[ASYLUMHAUSEN]

Feb 7, 2018 20:35:59 GMT -5 Rumble McSkirmish said:

*Shinsuke gets on the arena's public address system*

Shinsuke: The following WWE superstars will be beaten by me at Wrestlemania: Styles AJ...That is all.

[Squirrel Master]

Shinsuke appears at the desk of Vince McMahon and he bows. He has in his hands a steak sandwich (with ketchup) and a sno-cone.
Shinsuke gives them to the boss then he stifles a sneeze. He remarks how "McMahon-san, you are a pretty good dancer for a white guy!"
McMahon replies."You're goddamn right, pal!"

So pleased, Vince takes out his cell phone and speed-dials AJ Styles and passes the phone to Shinsuke, who utters the prophecy "I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA!"

[Nikki Heyman]

AJ on ride along with a couple of other guys. AJ's phone rings several times during the trip with Nakamura saying "I'm going to beat you at Wrestlemania." AJ stops answering his phone, Nakamura calls someone else in the car to talk to AJ....

[Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃]

Whoever will sing "America The Beautiful" at Wrestlemania will end the song with "And crown thy good with brotherhood, Shinsuke will beat AJ at Wrestlemania from sea to shining sea!"

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

why of course he asks him how he likes his eggs in the morning .....

as in BEATEN AT WRESTLEMANIA!