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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 22:05:09 GMT -5
*EDIT - I decided to turn this tread into a "1,000" thread.
1. AJ is reading the morning paper and inside is an ad that takes up half the page and says "I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 22:06:37 GMT -5
There's no other way to book this.
The look on AJ's face after that in the segment was great. Like, "I'm going to have to deal with this dude for a couple more months."
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Post by Nickybojelais on Feb 6, 2018 22:07:11 GMT -5
Needs more pointing at signs
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2018 22:12:48 GMT -5
Top 5 Promo guys of all time:
1. Shinsuke Nakamura
2. Dusty Rhodes
3. Roddy Piper
4. Macho Man Randy Savage
5. Ric Flair
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 6, 2018 22:45:01 GMT -5
I put a lot of work into this joke, so I'm reposting it: AJ gets out of his car and looks up at the sky as a plane flies by with a scroll that says "I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania". AJ checks out the books on the "recommended reading" shelf at the local library I'M With The Band GOING Rogue TO Kill a Mockingbird BEATrix Potter Collected Works YOU Are Special ATtitude Is Everything WRESTLEMANIA: 30 Moments for 30 Years |
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Post by cabbageboy on Feb 6, 2018 23:16:05 GMT -5
Fast Lane is such a total jobber PPV. I have zero clue why it even exists. It might help the build for WM to just get past that loser PPV and settle in on the AJ/Nakamura storyline since there is no one within the clinical definition of sanity that thinks either Zayn or Owens is winning at Fast Lane.
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Post by TGM on Feb 7, 2018 8:36:37 GMT -5
 Oh my God, someone's trying to beat me at Wrestlemania! |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 7, 2018 8:37:58 GMT -5
From around 830p in the SDL thread.. *Nakamura surprises AJ in the shower* "I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania." Cue "1001 more places Nakamura can randomly show up to pester AJ." in 3...2....1...... Never change, FAN hahahaa |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 7, 2018 8:52:28 GMT -5
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Feb 7, 2018 8:54:45 GMT -5
#Whatever: Singing telegram. With The Brian Kendrick.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Feb 7, 2018 9:20:53 GMT -5
AJ is having a dream. AJ hits Nakamura with a Style Clash. He pins Nakamura in the middle of the ring at Wrestlemania. There's a huge celebration with fireworks and confetti and shots of fans crying in joy flash by. AJ is laying in bed smiling. The AJ in his dream stands by the ropes and starts to stare straight ahead and his smile changes to a straight face. Sleeping AJ stops smiling and now looks worried. Dream AJ then winks as his theme changes over to the climax of Nakamura's theme as dream AJ falls into Nakamura's signature pose. AJ wakes up in a cold sweat and realizes he left the tv on and it's playing Face-Off.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 7, 2018 10:09:12 GMT -5
"I choppy choppy your pee-pee!"
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Post by fw91 on Feb 7, 2018 10:15:04 GMT -5
Morse code
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Feb 7, 2018 10:16:52 GMT -5
"I choppy choppy your pee-pee!"  |
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Post by sunnytaker on Feb 7, 2018 10:43:56 GMT -5
team up with Becky Lynch
(Becky points to her eye) Nakamura "i'm"
(Becky pretends she's dying) Nakamura: "Gonna"
(Becky holds up a vegetable) Nakamura: "Beat"
(Becky yanks a guy on screen with a nametag "Hugh") Nakaumra: "You"
(Becky holds up half of a toy At-at) Nakamura: "At"
(Becky pretends to take a nap) Nakamura: "Wrestle-"
(Becky lets her hair down and flips it up in the air) Nakamura: "Mania"
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Post by Lupin the Third on Feb 7, 2018 11:21:09 GMT -5
Singing telegram from Aiden English, with him adding in "On Rusev Day!"
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 7, 2018 11:29:29 GMT -5
If they don’t turn this into a live-action Droopy cartoon with AJ constantly trying to get away only for Shinsuke to keep popping up right behind him everywhere he goes, I’m going to be severely disappointed.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Feb 7, 2018 12:42:57 GMT -5
Some of my ideas from last night's SmackDown Live thread:
-AJ doing guest commentary for a match, and they show some tweets at the bottom of the screen. One of those tweets: "@shinsuken I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania."
-AJ receives a cake and "I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania" is written in frosting on top.
-AJ, at the McDonald's drive thru: "I'll take a Big Mac combo, large, with a diet Coke."
Cashier: "That'll be 7.89 and I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania, please pull around to the next window."
-AJ at the grocery store and over the loudspeaker comes "Cleanup on aisle 7, please, cleanup on aisle 7. Also, I'm gonna beat you at WrestleMania, AJ."
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 7, 2018 12:44:08 GMT -5
ARMBAR!
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Post by Talent Name on Feb 7, 2018 12:53:34 GMT -5
Interpretative Dance
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