MrElijah
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 12, 2018 19:05:03 GMT -5
Terry Funk: I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THAT HE WAS A BANANA NOSE JACKASS!!!
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Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 12, 2018 20:32:29 GMT -5
Dignity. Only because he gave it away for free a long time ago. TIL Ric Flair is Milhouse's dad. Will Ric get a job at the cracker factory as well?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 12, 2018 21:24:48 GMT -5
Still a more sound idea than Ric Flair Financial.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 12, 2018 21:45:05 GMT -5
“You too can become a ‘Living Legend’ in the bedroom!” There's a "Bob Backlund Brand Condoms" joke in here somewhere....I f***ing know it. You have to be able to list every Vice President in reverse alphabetical order before the wrapper will open.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 12, 2018 21:53:46 GMT -5
WHY IS IT CALLED A COMPROMISE?!? Does Flair not know what that word means, or does he think actually getting sexual consent from someone is a 'compromise'? Or is it limiting your sexual activities to Space Mountain that's the compromise? So many questions. Maybe the compromise is the premise that neither of you are particularly attracted to each other, but probably aren't going to do any better (aka 2am in a bar). If that's the case, don't present them with this certificate, just serenade them with 'you're the best... that I can get...' there is an old obsolete use of the word that just means to bind by bargain or agreement. It was mostly used in political talk... but is a pretty strange wording regardless.
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nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on Feb 12, 2018 22:12:49 GMT -5
This reminds me of the probably fake but hilarious story about him renting himself out for prom dates.
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nate5054
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Post by nate5054 on Feb 12, 2018 22:15:10 GMT -5
Haha, you'd think this would teach me to read the thread before posting. But you'd be wrong.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Feb 12, 2018 22:34:31 GMT -5
50 bucks for a piece of paper that if used will creep out any women that you want to bang.
Yeah I'll pass
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bob
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Post by bob on Feb 12, 2018 22:57:51 GMT -5
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 12, 2018 23:08:31 GMT -5
Terry Funk: I TOLD YOU PEOPLE THAT HE WAS A BANANA NOSE JACKASS!!! I'm f***ing CRYING over here.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 12, 2018 23:43:21 GMT -5
It looks like they pulled it (if you know what I mean). The link is dead.
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Post by doinkmark on Feb 12, 2018 23:50:02 GMT -5
I'd like to remind FAN that a few months ago Flair turned not dying into a t-shirt. Of course he'd see all the #metoo stuff as a money-making venture.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 12, 2018 23:50:58 GMT -5
I think Buff Bagwell's services are cheaper.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Feb 12, 2018 23:56:49 GMT -5
There's a "Bob Backlund Brand Condoms" joke in here somewhere....I f***ing know it. You have to be able to list every Vice President in reverse alphabetical order before the wrapper will open. Oh goddamnit. Trying to do this without looking up a list is f***ing impossible. AND AS AN AMERICAN HISTORY NUT, I SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM BUT I DO.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 0:00:11 GMT -5
In a perfect world, Shawn Michaels would buy one of these, build a time machine, and travel back to Montreal in order to trick Bret Hart into signing it and then defending the Screw Job by saying "I had your consent to screw you!"
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Post by ookkie on Feb 13, 2018 0:06:54 GMT -5
Phew! And here I was, worried that I didn't have anything for my wife or Valentine's Day.
Thanks, Flair!
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Post by DSR on Feb 13, 2018 0:35:41 GMT -5
This gif is a metaphor for all the BANGING you'll be doing after you buy my WOOO Compromise Sexual Consent Contracts!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 13, 2018 0:54:41 GMT -5
aw... the page is down.
now where am I going to waste 50 bucks?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 13, 2018 3:10:30 GMT -5
aw... the page is down. now where am I going to waste 50 bucks? I'm guessing HHH got wind of this and phoned him saying "Ric, I will pay you $1000 to take that down"
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Feb 13, 2018 4:11:05 GMT -5
Are we too far beyond the point to ask Flair to age gracefully?
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