JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 13, 2018 4:21:19 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! Because every woman's dream is to have an inebriated 70-year-old man attempt to serenade them over the phone.
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Fauxnaki
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Post by Fauxnaki on Feb 13, 2018 4:42:15 GMT -5
If you find someone that will sign this and still sleep with you, marry them immediately. I dunno most times flair got a women to sign something it lead to a costly divorce
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 13, 2018 5:38:42 GMT -5
This.
This is some wigged-out shit, man.
Also some of us bang more than one person at once. Where's my goddamn contract format, Ric?
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 13, 2018 8:00:38 GMT -5
Sting is going to buy one, but his date (Flair in a wig) is going to sign it and then betray him via low blow and a steel chair shot
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 13, 2018 8:06:20 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! Because every woman's dream is to have an inebriated 70-year-old man attempt to serenade them over the phone. Well, he might not be inebriated, at least. I think the doctors told him he can't drink anymore after his health troubles not too long ago.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Feb 13, 2018 9:00:18 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan were the two biggest wrestling stars of my childhood. Things have certainly taken a turn.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 13, 2018 9:03:10 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan were the two biggest wrestling stars of my childhood. Things have certainly taken a turn. Chances are, by the time you hit your late 60s, people in their 20s aren't going to think very highly of people of your generation, either. It's the circle of life.
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Kyn
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Post by Kyn on Feb 13, 2018 9:30:09 GMT -5
Because every woman's dream is to have an inebriated 70-year-old man attempt to serenade them over the phone. Well, he might not be inebriated, at least. I think the doctors told him he can't drink anymore after his health troubles not too long ago. Unfortunately that doesn't always stop people. Look at George Best.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 9:59:24 GMT -5
i wonder if he stops to think of the embarrassment this will cause charlotte
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Feb 13, 2018 10:03:39 GMT -5
Ric Flair and Hulk Hogan were the two biggest wrestling stars of my childhood. Things have certainly taken a turn. Chances are, by the time you hit your late 60s, people in their 20s aren't going to think very highly of people of your generation, either. It's the circle of life. I’d say the chances are low that I’ll be attempting stunts like this to make money. I guess I can’t knock the hustle but... yikes.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 13, 2018 10:08:01 GMT -5
Sting is going to buy one, but his date (Flair in a wig) is going to sign it and then betray him via low blow and a steel chair shot Is this an episode of Scooby-Doo?
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Feb 13, 2018 10:13:22 GMT -5
will Billy Gunn start selling consent contracts for anal?
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 13, 2018 10:19:57 GMT -5
Sting is going to buy one, but his date (Flair in a wig) is going to sign it and then betray him via low blow and a steel chair shot Is this an episode of Scooby-Doo? "I woulda got away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Stinger! WOOOOOOOO"
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salz4life
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Post by salz4life on Feb 13, 2018 10:26:55 GMT -5
...Kobe! I knew Chappelle came up with this bit first! He even got Karen Fillipelli to sign it! LOL
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Feb 13, 2018 10:42:05 GMT -5
aw... the page is down. now where am I going to waste 50 bucks? I'm guessing HHH got wind of this and phoned him saying "Ric, I will pay you $1000 to take that down" Nah, it was more along the lines of "Dammit Ric, you're grounded. No computer or television for a week, if you pull this shit again it will be 3 weeks."
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Post by Juice on Feb 13, 2018 10:49:38 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 13, 2018 11:00:47 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! Those contracts would last me for like the next five years! And Ric Flair will call my wife! There is no way she wouldn't appreciate me spending 200 dollars like this!
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Kyn
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Post by Kyn on Feb 13, 2018 11:13:16 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! Those contracts would last me for like the next five years! And Ric Flair will call my wife! There is no way she wouldn't appreciate me spending 200 dollars like this! Get her to sign the contracts before you tell her how much you spent. Those Space Mountain rides might be the only action you get for the next five years after she finds out.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 13, 2018 12:01:16 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 13, 2018 12:49:20 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. Ric Flairs mouth is in the same place as the anus.
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