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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Feb 12, 2018 15:36:17 GMT -5
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Feb 12, 2018 15:48:02 GMT -5
Welp.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 12, 2018 15:49:44 GMT -5
Holy shit....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2018 15:52:01 GMT -5
I think at the instant you ask someone to sign this thing you've ensured sex is not going to happen.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2018 15:52:50 GMT -5
It's a YouTube screenshot and text written on wordpad.  |
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Post by lionheart21 on Feb 12, 2018 15:52:57 GMT -5
Heart's in the right place Ric, but for $50...dude, no
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Post by Perd on Feb 12, 2018 15:54:00 GMT -5
Like anyone who would buy that could actually get someone to have sex with them.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 12, 2018 15:54:16 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy!  |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 12, 2018 15:55:49 GMT -5
He said take them on Space Mountain AND have sexual relations. Does that mean signing this means you ride on the actual space mountain? Does copulation occur before, after, or during the ride?
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Feb 12, 2018 15:57:40 GMT -5
What won't Ric sell?
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Post by edgestar on Feb 12, 2018 16:00:12 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! This is too funny  |
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Post by The Gallus Mark on Feb 12, 2018 16:00:46 GMT -5
I'm straight, but I hate that ride so much that I would rather ride Ric's Space Mountain than Disney World's at this point.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2018 16:01:53 GMT -5
I think at the instant you ask someone to sign this thing you've ensured sex is not going to happen. I mean...I'd be way more down if this was presented to me. |
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Feb 12, 2018 16:02:29 GMT -5
Imagine your date finding out you blew 50 dollars on a dumbass joke that a fifth grade student in computer class could throw together and you could have easily done yourself with a home printer, and that's why you had to cheap out on the Valentine's Day date and go somewhere where they give you place mats and a crayon at your table before seeing 50 First Dates at the dollar theater.
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 12, 2018 16:03:33 GMT -5
If the expression he's making on the contract is what "Space Mountain" looks like, maybe they should've put that on the very bottom. As romantic as seeing Ric Flair's O-face must be, maybe it's not the best thing to lead in to your sexual consent form.
Also, the "has taken many women for a ride on Space Mountain and has the utmost respect for women" line totally sells "respect".
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2018 16:03:56 GMT -5
Does copulation occur before, after, or during the ride? Yes. |
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Feb 12, 2018 16:03:57 GMT -5
Buy four of them, and you can get a call from the Nature Boy! Guys should we try to buy TNA or do this? To me this is a way better investment since this doesn’t involve Josh Matthews. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 12, 2018 16:04:26 GMT -5
I mean... If you really wanted to you could literally just type this up on Googledocs in like 5 minutes and it would be just as legally binding and not spend 50 dollars.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2018 16:04:33 GMT -5
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Feb 12, 2018 16:06:13 GMT -5
I mean... If you really wanted to you could literally just type this up on Googledocs in like 5 minutes and it would be just as legally binding and not spend 50 dollars. If each contract is personally elbow dropped by Ric while stripping out of his suit, then maybe it's worth the fifty? |
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