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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 13, 2018 13:18:46 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. Ric Flairs mouth is in the same place as the anus. Where do you think the anus is?
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Post by Cyno on Feb 13, 2018 13:24:34 GMT -5
At least his heart was in the right place?
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Post by edgestar on Feb 13, 2018 13:27:53 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. There's a "getting in Ric Flair's pants" joke to be made, here.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Feb 13, 2018 13:56:12 GMT -5
His soul. The market for souls tanked on ebay so he's SOL.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 13, 2018 14:00:22 GMT -5
Those contracts would last me for like the next five years! And Ric Flair will call my wife! There is no way she wouldn't appreciate me spending 200 dollars like this! Get her to sign the contracts before you tell her how much you spent. Those Space Mountain rides might be the only action you get for the next five years after she finds out. I keep thinking that's a bandaid on his head, in that pic
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 13, 2018 14:02:48 GMT -5
Ric Flairs mouth is in the same place as the anus. Where do you think the anus is?The same place as Rics mouth, obviously.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Feb 13, 2018 14:06:16 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. ...now I actually want to buy these to prank my wife with
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Post by Andy Martin on Feb 13, 2018 14:21:06 GMT -5
It looks like they pulled it (if you know what I mean). The link is dead. Probably the first time Flair has pulled out of something like this.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 13, 2018 15:11:29 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. ...now I actually want to buy these to prank my wife with Will you strut and elbow drop a shirt?
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Post by edgestar on Feb 13, 2018 15:14:26 GMT -5
I would buy her the Ric Flair official leggings for Valentine's day. She can have Ric Flair against her privates without the accompanying STDs. ...now I actually want to buy these to prank my wife with Ric Flair divorce papers: coming soon
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Post by madness50 on Feb 13, 2018 15:17:57 GMT -5
WWE pisses me off a lot these days, but I applaud them making Flair take that down.
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Post by freeze Austin on Feb 13, 2018 15:35:51 GMT -5
First of all, really bad taste given current events.
Second of all, $50? Like I can buy any number of cool electronic gadgets at around or lower than that price.
Third of all, I don't feel bad for anyone who buys that thinking that it would hold up in court and is actual insurance against sexual assault allegations.
Lastly, the chances of getting anyone you'd actually want to have sex with to sign that is negative 10,356,870,250,455.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 13, 2018 15:37:37 GMT -5
I'm guessing HHH got wind of this and phoned him saying "Ric, I will pay you $1000 to take that down" Nah, it was more along the lines of "Dammit Ric, you're grounded. No computer or television for a week, if you pull this shit again it will be 3 weeks." Is Ric still Living with "Aitch", Steph, and Sledgie?
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 13, 2018 16:02:12 GMT -5
...now I actually want to buy these to prank my wife with Ric Flair divorce papers: coming soon “WOOOOO!!! You and your soon-to-be ex can now ‘walk that aisle’ to permanent separation! Become a lawyer-retainin’, visitation schedulin’, property dividin’, alimony payin’ son of a gun with these official divorce papers endorsed by The Nature Boy himself!”
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2018 16:07:43 GMT -5
Ric is Johnny Knoxville in Bad Grandpa
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Post by edgestar on Feb 13, 2018 16:49:32 GMT -5
Ric Flair divorce papers: coming soon “WOOOOO!!! You and your soon-to-be ex can now ‘walk that aisle’ to permanent separation! Become a lawyer-retainin’, visitation schedulin’, property dividin’, alimony payin’ son of a gun with these official divorce papers endorsed by The Nature Boy himself!” I can imagine him promoting these, lmao
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Feb 13, 2018 16:54:42 GMT -5
See, this actually COULD be a good ice breaker/segue to broaching the topic of sexual activity (if your potential partner understands who Ric is)
But you're a dummy if you pay money for it.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 13, 2018 18:11:56 GMT -5
It looks like they pulled it (if you know what I mean). The link is dead. Probably the first time Flair has pulled out of something like this.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 13, 2018 19:26:58 GMT -5
Seriously, how have we not had the Ric Flair anatomically correct 'Space Mountain' sex doll for sale?
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Feb 13, 2018 21:22:43 GMT -5
Seriously, how have we not had the Ric Flair anatomically correct 'Space Mountain' sex doll for sale? Well, the idea of investing in an idea is you’ll eventually make your money back and then some...
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