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Post by Main Eventer on Sept 8, 2018 0:38:36 GMT -5
"So what you wearing pal?"
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Post by Perd on Sept 8, 2018 0:50:19 GMT -5
Vince: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Triple H: What the hell are you talking about, Vince?
Vince: Sorry, pal, I meant I’m going to can Prince Albert.
Triple H: I’ll tell Steph.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 8, 2018 1:01:20 GMT -5
Vince: Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Triple H: What the hell are you talking about, Vince? Vince: Sorry, pal, I meant I’m going to can Prince Albert. Triple H: I’ll tell Steph. Vince: Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Triple H: If he was, he'd be easier to push. Bad idea, pops.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Sept 8, 2018 2:41:32 GMT -5
I could SWEAR I heard someone corpsing at one point in that video... I think you're right! Immediately following the line about Bruce Wayne having the same faith in Batman that all of Gotham City has. That's awesome! This scene is batshit crazy and ridiculous. I would have had a hard time holding in a laugh myself.
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Sept 8, 2018 10:44:13 GMT -5
This, combined with Vince's assumed sense of humor, leads me to believe that if you want a decent run with the belt... Just rip a real loud fart in to the talking end at the end of the call. I’m imagining Roman did that and Vince gave him one of his huge mid-1990’s yuk-yuk laughs followed by, “What a maneuver!” Roman: I think I feel one coming, Vince. Vince: Let me put you on speakerphone... better yet... STEPHANIE... STEPHANIE, COME QUICK IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!! *Stephanie rushes into Vince's office concerned only to be greeted by the sound of Roman farting.* Steph: .... Vince: HA! Goddamn, pal! *Steph walks out of the office shaking her head. Just another day at the office*
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Post by CubsFan71 on Sept 8, 2018 12:17:17 GMT -5
Man, imagine how often he called HBK in 1996... I figure he just rolled over on that bearskin rug and nudged him
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Post by ryanjoste on Sept 8, 2018 14:20:32 GMT -5
"So what you wearing pal?" "Uhh, Khaki's"
Linda: "Well, she sounds hideous"
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 8, 2018 15:56:20 GMT -5
People going on about Reigns and HBK... ...I'd just want to hear the Khali phone calls. Vince: "I'm sorry Khali, that was a butt dial. I'll see you Tuesday." Vince: "I believe there was a little misunderstanding..." Fixed
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Post by government mule on Sept 8, 2018 16:43:58 GMT -5
'Hi, you've reached the voicemail of Vince McMahon, please leave a message, or if this is Jinder Mahal , f*** off'.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Sept 8, 2018 17:05:00 GMT -5
Vince: "Pal, I saw you on TV playing bass with a bunch of old dudes!" Roman: "Boss, again I am NOT Robert Trujillo"
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Post by mrtuesday on Sept 8, 2018 17:08:12 GMT -5
Vince: "Pal, I saw you on TV playing bass with a bunch of old dudes!" Roman: "Boss, again I am NOT Robert Trujillo" Vince: "I don't know about this Aquaman movie, though. You didn't go through is to get it. And do you really want to be known as the guy that talks to fish?" Roman: *"sigh* For the millionth time, that's Jason Momoa, Vince."
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 8, 2018 17:26:12 GMT -5
Vince: "Pal, I saw you on TV playing bass with a bunch of old dudes!" Roman: "Boss, again I am NOT Robert Trujillo Hulk Hogan!"
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Sept 8, 2018 17:43:10 GMT -5
Vince: "Hello Champ?"
Roman: "Hi what do you want now."
Vince: "Well I have a question for you."
Roman: "Yeah what would that be?"
Vince: "Is your refrigerator running?" *Vince snickers.*
Roman: "Really Vince?"
Vince: "Yes really damn it, now go check it."
Roman: "Ok Vince yes it is."
Vince: "Well pal, you better go catch it." *Vince Laughs* "I got you."
Roman: "HAHA Vince, that was a good one. I have to go now."
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