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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2006 3:23:32 GMT -5
So, I fall asleep at 7:00 last night. I wake up at 1:00 in the morning feling only slightly sick to my stomach. I just figure I have to go to the crapper. So, I take a nice, big, steaming dump. I go back to bed, and two hours later a stomach spasm jolts me awake. I high-tail it to the bathroom and, for the first time in almost 14 years, I vomited.
I suppose I just may have eaten too much (which isn't much at all these days), but I think I'm pretty much done with pizza, since that was the last thing I ate. That would be the second era.
So, tonight gets a big ol' 9.2 in my Bad Crap-O-Meter.
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Post by normcoleman on Dec 23, 2006 3:24:01 GMT -5
Jerry Seinfeld had a similar streak
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 23, 2006 3:27:09 GMT -5
14 years without puke is indeed impressive.
I think i'm up to...crap nevermind it's only been right around a year. Last year coming back from a retreat I got really sick. I think it may have been dehydration or something cause i was find Saturday and woke up sunday with a splitting headache and kinda dizzy and sick. I got all the way back to campus when i could feel it come up. Then literally the second i moved to get out....all into my hoodie. Luckily very little got into the guy's van.
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Post by heffer111 on Dec 23, 2006 3:32:02 GMT -5
ya.... im at maybe 2 weeks of not puking
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 23, 2006 4:29:53 GMT -5
Im on 5 years myself
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 23, 2006 4:51:44 GMT -5
I don't keep track of my oral bile excretions...  |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2006 8:49:52 GMT -5
Why not? It's fun!
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Post by The Jeebus on Dec 23, 2006 9:10:11 GMT -5
14 years!? Try being allergic to peanuts, cashews, etc. You can't go six months without at least one person saying, "oh yeah, there might be nuts in that."
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Post by B.A. on Dec 23, 2006 10:23:40 GMT -5
14 years!? Try being allergic to peanuts, cashews, etc. You can't go six months without at least one person saying, "oh yeah, there might be nuts in that." try 10+ years for me |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2006 10:34:18 GMT -5
This entire day is beginning to suck. First, I end the streak (Vomit-Free Since '93!), now I have a running fever.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 23, 2006 10:45:52 GMT -5
The best kind of dumps are the steaming ones!
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Dec 23, 2006 10:58:45 GMT -5
24 vomit-free years here, as i don't partake in alcohol and spicy foods .....
few close calls though
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Post by Nekron has risen aka Gamera... on Dec 23, 2006 11:25:03 GMT -5
couple of close calls myself... but it's been about 24 years any upchucks have happened....
Downchucks otherwise....
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2006 11:26:59 GMT -5
I stay completely away from alcohol, but I'll eat the occasional spicy food. We have pizza every Friday, and since yesterday was Friday, I'll take that into consideration.
I also had a bit of chocolate mousse made from heavy cream. Yeah, I'm a doof.
Right now, though, I've got a hankerin' for Sierra Mist or Sprite.
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Post by Hypnotix on Dec 23, 2006 12:40:39 GMT -5
Its been about a month for me. Thats what happens when you mix Heineken, Budweiser Select, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I've had the beer pukes so many times that puking whether drunk or not doesn't phase me any more.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 23, 2006 12:43:18 GMT -5
Jerry Seinfeld had a similar streak  "I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there" |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2006 13:03:27 GMT -5
Isn't that CP Munk's logo?
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