My Little Kirin: FiM Thread #446: Christmas in October

[Eunös ✈]

Well Whoop dee dooooo.. Look who our newest edition to Pony Rumble 8 is.. There is already quite a lot of Muscle in Pr 8 and Spitfire just adds to it.. She means business and really wants to win this.. We shall see if she can.

2nd Chance Battle Royal.

01. Aloe
02. Flitter
03. Maud Pie
04. Daisy
05. Twinkleshine
06. Carrot Top
07. Amethyst Star
08. Fleetfoot
09. Rainbow Dash
10. Lyra
11. Strawberry Sunrise
12. Sky Stinger
13. Fluttershy
14. Suri Polomare
15. Limestone Pie
16. Berry Punch
17. Minuette
18. Derpy Hooves
19. Lightning Dust
20. Medley
21. Applejack
22. Sunset Shimmer
23. Starlight Glimmer
24. Night Glider

It's not over yet for Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer or Night Glider... They all fought well and all had brief chances to win but their dream is still alive.. All they have to do is win the 2nd chance Battle Royal.



She fought hard and even had a few chances to win.. But in the end Gabby is out and will not be in Pony Rumble 8.. She is comforted by the CMC who try to cheer her up.. Gabby decides instead she will be in the front row to cheer her friends on when they compete in the Filly/Colt Pony Rumble.
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So we are now done with former Pony Rumble competitors... Tomorrow, Someone is going to become a first time Pony Rumble competitor... the next 2 slots will go to Pony Rumble debuts..

Hope you can join us

[Deleted]

I am sure Grandpa Gruff will give her an uplifting speech like he is known for.

[CMWaters]

Morning all.

Obliga-Twi.

[Eunös ✈]

Well f*** you too.

Giving us the wanker sign.

What's up with that?

[Deleted]

*bows down to the Twilight Princess*

I'll forever be your humble servant.

The accent on the I, meaning nobody else has to bow or be her servant if they don't want to.

[CMWaters]

Meanwhile, peace was made.

[Deleted]

But that means Rarara will declare war on her.

[Eunös ✈]

Punch yourself 1000 times in the face, make sure each Punch is harder than the last... Servant.

[CMWaters]

Nov 23, 2018 10:52:35 GMT -5 @desertassassin said:

But that means Rarara will declare war on her.

Who do you think suggested it?

[CMWaters]

Also, not one of mine, but I'm sure at least one person here might appreciate this:

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The TLML Adventures Part 119

The Canterlot Crew (sans Moondancer who was planning the anniversary for her parents back in Canterlot) visited Lyra in Ponyville but in a rare instance, they were plum out of ideas on what to do.
Trying to come up with inspirations, the four friends spread out. Ultimately, it was Lemon Hearts that saw something catching her eye...



Racing back to her friends, she told them all about this new stunt team doing a show in Ponyville, peaking their interest. With an unanimous vote, the four friends + Bon Bon decided to check out the show...













While it was not really Bon Bon's and Minuette's thing, the other three became immediate fans and bought their tickets for the next show in Ponyville in two days.
As Minuette returned to Canterlot and Bon Bon did some chores at home, the other three went to see the following show...







Their fandom went as fast as it came when they saw that the Washouts endangered fillies' lives and that's...so not cool for them.
Leaving the show prematurely, they joined Bon Bon in some wholesome chore work.
Perhaps they should have done chores together from the start...?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

*polite applause, audience settles down, rainbow shine is kicked out for chewing too loudly*

ladies and gentlemen ..... and LastCall ..... may i have your ATTENTION please!

there will be a minor change to the program tonight

tonight, the part of Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie will be played by .....

MICK JAGGER AND DAVID BOWIE!!!



note - ANYONE who doesn't watch the ENTIRE THING will also be thrown out like that blabbermouth was ..... STOP HER she's trying to get in the back door!!!



.....

and now, since the riff raff has been booted out

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

man that's a lot of i's

<everbody>time for what?

THROW THEM OUT!!!

time for what?

time to HIT THEM MOTHERPLOTTIN' ANGLES
that's what

*vastly overstaffed orchestra blares out theme tune for INSPECTOR GADGET ..... the MOVIE inspector gadget .....*

IT'S FINALLY HERE
IT'S THE EIGHTEENTH THOUSANDTH POSTTH OF Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie 's WHOLE LIFE ON WRESTLECRAP THE F.A.N. FORUMS!!!
including some underrated ones on them daffy pony threads

BLINGIN' OUT ON 18 CAROT GOLDIE LOOKING CHAIN BABAAAAA




and here's the host with the moist .....

ME

*rapturous applause rapturously applauses*

THANK YOU THANK YOU GOOF PEOPLE OF PONYLAND, F.A.N. FORUMS AND INDEED THE REST OF THE INTERWEBS

man do we have a show for you this day

first we have a combination of sense and stupidity, with the comedy due of DESERT SUN and PRINCE "OOPS WHERE MY TITLE BELT" LAPIS Nikki Heyman Lupin the Third

then after that mess we have a giant cake celebrating this horrific millstone ..... milestone in the life of this very humble poster, may i say i could very well be the humblest that may have a surprising surprise in it, from what i've heard .....

<FLEUR DE LIS>this marzipan better wash out of my seismically sensual mane .....

than after two, three hours of me reminising about my time of this forum, while eating that delish cake WITH MY MOUTH OPEN, they'd be plenty of time for that marching band consisting of FLASH SENTRY and the full ranks of the ROYAL GUARD marching to the beats of A HOP SKIP AND JUMP (non-demo version) about twenty times, FLAWLESS (the THE ONES version) and OPEN UP YOUR EYES (sung backwards, also marched backwards so you can remember better)

*everyone cheers wildly, as this is a show that might very well be right up your street*

so let me start this grand galloping gala with this ..... WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE TRAIN FOOD???

but now
it's the MANE EVENT of the show

and if you aren't strapped in already
it's far too late
the pilots have bailed out
the engine is on fire
and well guys, gonna be a LONG AND BUMPY RIDE

and posted in THREE AGONISINGLY LONG PARTS

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
naw they ain't that long

and to kick it off
here's PART ONE surprisingly
.....
HAH
you thought it was gonna be the good bit didn't you


PART ONE OF THREE
'cos THREE is all you gettin'

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
THE MAEN SIX

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] I've been planning this retreat for four months, and we're already ten billiseconds behind! Where is that god damn Batman?!

Photographer: ...No-no-no-no-no-no-no!
[doors open][audience applauds for a door opening]

Photographer: I'm so sorry! Can you forgive me? I don't expect you to forgive me... PLEASE Forgiiiiiiiive me?

Twilight Sparkle: [croaks]

Starlight Glimmer: Of course. I'll help you set up your .....

Photographer: Princess Twilight ie the one that matters, thanks so much for this! "The Canterlot Historical Society" is thrilled to document the friendship work your teachers do! Let me just pretty you all up!

[fires make-up shotgun]

Photographer: Ooh! [dry heaves]

[fires make-up shotgun]

[fires make-up shotgun]

Photographer: [giggles] Ooh! Ooh! OohOoh Ooh! Ooh! OohOoh Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! THERE'S NO LIMIT!

[pokemon!]

[pokemon!]

Rainbow Dash: Owl! Hey! [Owlicious flies out of Rainbow Dash's mane]

Photographer: Don't want a single hare out of place, do we? This is for the history books! Now... [Angel jumps out of Rainbow Dash's mane]

[camera flashing]

Photographer: Well, that's that! Bye!

Pinkie Pie: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait! You forgot Starlight! She needs a picture, too!

Photographer: Pfft, everyone forgets about Starlight.

[camera flashing]

Photographer: Now I'll get out of your manes. I know how busy you are. [Gummy, Winona, Tank and the Cat from Red Dwarf all jump out of Rainbow Dash's mane]

Rainbow Dash: Eww, why is my mane all sticky!

[overly dramatic music]

Cardinal Ximenez: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH EQUISITION!!!

[everpony looks at him]

Cardinal Ximenez: Ooh sorry, WRONG childrens programme.

[leaves like a tree, then explodes]

Rainbow Dash: Oh for the love of hands ..... can somepony get a mop and a bucket please, what the hell were those pets doing in there???

[ominous comedy music]

Photographer: Now I have everything I need.

[transformers noise]

Photographer: Not now Optimus Prime ..... haven't you got a space shuttle to catch or sommit!

[Now it's the transformation noise]



aitseleC ssecnirP: [maniacal laughter]

[theme song of the Powerpuff Girls plays, a far more popular show]

*intermission, where a delightful scene of hugh jelly handles a mound of STRAWBERRY JELLY into a rendition of the applewood derby*

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Fluttershy is so adorable when she laughs.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Nov 23, 2018 13:19:19 GMT -5 @desertassassin said:

Fluttershy is so adorable when she laughs.

but are YOU laughing @desertassassin
are you laughing .....

at it being FUNNY
or at the HORROR THAT IS TO COME

i i DO mean that .....
right now

HERE'S PART TWO

YOUR SOUL IS MINE

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
aitseleC ssecnirP: Yes, I know! We have been planning this for quite some time. [laughing evilly] Oh, thank you, person off ebay called "ChrisQ". This spell can create a copy of anypony I desire, and it was dirt cheap too, came in a brown envelope loads of bubble wrap. All I need is an image and a piece of the pony. [sniffs evily] Oh, and this.

[80's printer starts up, and wakes every creature in the forest]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Why copies, Rarity? Because Princess Twilight and her goody goody mopheads control the Elements of Harmony, the most powerful weapon in all Equestria ..... yes even the BFG from Doom!!!

[80's printer starts printing out something on a sheet of paper]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Which means you - will - be - able - to - illegally - copy- - them - off - Napster - too!

[80's printer continues printing out]

aitseleC ssecnirP: And serve me breakfast! Also beat up those pesky F.A.N. Forum idiots!

[80's printer nearly finishes printing out]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Together, we will destroy Twilight Sparkle and those meddlesome kids!

[80's printer jams]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Of course I haven't forgotten Starlight Glimmer! .....

[flashback]

Photographer: Pfft, everyone forgets about Starlight.

[flashback ends]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Shut the hell up Mr Jenzie!!!

aitseleC ssecnirP: She stole my hive. Turned my subjects against me, broke my favourite chair ..... and cancelled the three-ring circus! I was so looking forward to seeing the clowns, So I'll take her clowns away while she watches! And then, I'll punch her in her stupid plothole! [maniacal evil laughter]

[80's printer warning beep annoys everyone, and the repair man can't figure out what the problem is]

aitseleC ssecnirP: With the Elements under my control, I'll build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers, and I will rule this silly forum as Supreme Sprout Queen once again!

[repair man gives up and throws the 80's printer in the bin as the printed out paper flops to the ground]

[80's printer explodes in a cheap special effect, never to be mentioned again, probably went back to it's home planet because of some sort of rubbish denouement]

[the printed paper comes to live, as if by some sort of kind of magic]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Listen to your queen! We must retrieve the Elements of HarmoOHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUU .....

[many MANY expletives]

mwahahahahahahaha etc

[Deleted]

Tomorrow, I'll finally find out what the other Pillars are up to.

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

[Deleted]

Cutest bookworm.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

finally
and hopefully the final part

HERE'S PART FINAL

i should start making MA LUTTLE PAWNY merchandise, they'll sell by the trillion to all those fools .....

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}
Ma Luttle Pawny Twilight Sparkle: Why the small case lettering am I in a forest? Where's all my stuff, my overly expensive Apple products, my insane collection of life size Princess Celestia Bubble Bath bottles ..... Where's the bleeps ..... the sweeps ..... AND the creeps???

aitseleC ssecnirP: The wha ..... why is there flipping strawberry jam on the ground?

Ma Luttle Pawny Rainbow Dash: LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HEEEEEEEERE!!! [throws up gang signs]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Stop dancing about me ya muppet!

Ma Luttle Pawny Applejack: [flips through farming catalogue] Well gee golly gee, this here combine harvistor will be perfect to pick all those appels off the trees, since big mac has that "incredibly painful and embarressing condition that isn't related to Sugar Belle at all" and is laid up in General Horse Hostipal, and the only appels he'll be picking is out of his .....

aitseleC ssecnirP: That's hospital .....

Ma Luttle Pawny Pinkie Pie: This week, i'm a FIRE ENGINE!!! BRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEAAAWWW EEEAAAWWW EEEAAAWWW [eats an entire sack of sugar]

aitseleC ssecnirP: OOOWWW my frikking ears!

Ma Luttle Pawny Rarity: OI GIT? where can i buy some super strong apple drink product so I can get blootered 'cos that jolly green dragon ain't doin' himself tonight! [starts undressing already]

aitseleC ssecnirP: EWWW PUT THAT AWAY FOR CELESTIAS SAKE! Now listen you bunch of Retro's .....

[Ma Luttle Pawny Fluttershy grabs aitseleC ssecnirP by the lapels]

Ma Luttle Pawny Fluttershy: Now listen here holy diver and LISTEN GOOD, i'm not here to be anyponys silly sausage, and if i EVER ..... EEEEEEEEVER find out that you come into my house late at night, rummage through my drawers, and wear my sporks in an innapropriate way ..... I SWEAR TO M.A. LARSON i will see to it that the only place you'll end up in the entirity of Equestria is where they dump all those reject My Little Pony dolls that were buried in the Appleloosa desert!

[Ma Luttle Pawny Fluttershy ungrabs aitseleC ssecnirP lapels and slowly backs away, making a cut-throat motion]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Damn it i'm gonna kill that "ChrisQ" for this .....

[Ma Luttle Pawny Twilight Sparkle looks at Ma Luttle Pawny Rarity]

Ma Luttle Pawny Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, well, it IS a big forest .....

aitseleC ssecnirP: STAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPP!!! Enough of this radical interpretation of A Star Wars Holiday Special, we have a forum to take over ..... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW???

[somehow the Ma Luttle Pawnys have nailed themselves onto a pyramid-shaped board with incresingly rising bit values crudely scrawled onto bits of some homeless mans cardboard house hanging round their necks, and the famous robot Dick Clark comes out to rapturous applause ..... then Ma Luttle Pawny Pinkie Pie turns inside out for whatever hell reason]

aitseleC ssecnirP: THAT'S IT! [pulls out weapon that freezes ponies in fondant icing and puts it to her head ..... but before all the children scream in terror at the horrifying sight of a beloved OC character blowing her brains out with delightful vanilla flavouring, StarBug from that famous british show Red Dwarf lands in a blast of dust and leaves and trees and animals and the cast of The Tammy Grimes Show filming their comeback ..... and Lister and Rimmer and Kryten all step out]

Rimmer: Oh for smegs sake, where are we now?

[Kryten looks at his tri-corder]

Kryten: It appears we've materialised into a 1980's semi-important girls cartoon series that had them all screaming for their favourites before that stadium disaster of 1987, when Rainbow Dash invented the Sonic Boom and wiped out most of the fanbase .....

Arnold J Rimmer esq, also known as Ace: Excuse me gentlemen, why is that funny looking pony looking at me strangely?

Kryten: Never mind all that Mr Rimmer sir ..... we have a horny Cat to catch!

Lister: Right then, better get the big net out instead ..... ooh strawberry jam .....

Kryten: That's not strawberry jam sir .....

[then they leave, due solely to their contracts, stating they are only paid for the two minutes of everyone's valuable time reading this tragic joke of a story ..... they are the lucky ones]

Ma Luttle Pawny Rarity: Does this make my bum look big in this?

aitseleC ssecnirP: Where did it all go wrong for me, I KNOW WHERE ..... that sodding RolePlay4 in that My Little Pony thread that's where!!!

[throws script of RolePlay4 into the fire ..... you know, that RolePlay4 script thing all papery and tied up with string ..... as aitseleC ssecnirPs' aunt arrives and Ma Luttle Pony Pinkie Pie turns into an alsation]

aitseleC ssecnirP: Oh thank Tickle-Me Luna, it was all a dream ..... all a dream .....

[timey-wimey wibbly wobbly "special effects" are seen on screen, and a startled womam appears waking up in bed, she puts on a robe and heads into the bathroom, opens the door to the shower and is surprised to see a man in there!

Why you would be surprised seeing a man taking a shower is anyone's guess]

Pamela Ewing: BOBBY!

Bobby Ewing: Good Morning.

Pamela Ewing: Oh Bobby I've just had the weirdest dream, I dreamt that I saw the strangest episode of My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, where there was a giant Scootaloo and Flurry Heart was an octopus and AND .....

Bobby Ewing: Hey hey heeeeeeeey come one now it's all right everythings going to be okay .....

[Bobby looks at Pamela inquizitavely and for VERY GOOD REASON, because HERE COMES THE PAYOFF!]

Bobby Ewing: What's My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic?

[Pamela looks at him strangely, then both Bobby and Pamela look at YOU!]

[fade to black]

.....

[pokemon!]

[pokemon!]

[Ma Luttle Pawny Twilight Sparkle pokemons aitseleC ssecnirP with a stick, who's lying on the ground dribbling and quivering]

Ma Luttle Pawny Fluttershy: She a'ight? I mean, she was real outta control there and going crazydawg with all that Holiday Special thingammy, and had no choice but to beat her about the bonce with this birdhouse .....

[said birdhouse lies sad and broken on the ground, while several unaware birds who lived in said birdhouse stagger about with teeny fluttershys fluttering about their heads]

Ma Luttle Pawny Applejack: Should I get a bucket of appels to wake her up, 'cos appels are so refreshing and whatnot?

Ma Luttle Pawny Twilight Sparkle: NAH she be fine, now let's go and start the inevitable takeover and subsequent utter failure of aitseleC ssecnirP's plans!

[all the Ma Luttle Pawnys jump up and down waving their hoofs in the air ..... no i'm not saying it ..... celebrating and acting like loonytunes, skipping away and high-fiving each other]

aitseleC ssecnirP: i [ugh] ..... hate [ugh] ..... you [ugh] ..... all [ugh] .....

and that is apparently ..... that
since i didn't write anything else
LIKE Nikki Heyman


and should you have been horribly disfigured reading this story
please don't bother me
as i'm too busy
not bothering


please enjoy the rest of this craptacular, that marching band really is great .....

.....

*148617816+81 hours later*

<FLEUR DE LIS>HELP I'M STUCK IN THIS BLOODY CAKE DAMMIT!!!

[Deleted]

*puts ice packs on face after having hit myself 1.000 times*

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Nov 23, 2018 14:42:37 GMT -5 @desertassassin said:

*puts ice packs on face after having hit myself 1.000 times*

ooh i can't WAIT to hear the hilariously hilarious story about this


and just like christmas
realising it's finally over is such a relief

BUT HARK
IT THOU NOTEST OVER
OH NOEST

there will be MORE of my dribblings soon, this story ain't done by a long way

but what of aitseleC ssecnirP and the Ma Luttle Pawnys?

well, unlike christmas when you sneaked into your parents cupboard and played all those new sinclair spectrum games before they were actually given to you as presents .....

which uhh i never did
totally never did that ever


UNLIKE CHRISTMAS ..... this tree of harmony will be dropping branches faster than Ma Luttle Pawny Rarity "drops vowels"!!!