mr jenzie's WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and now it's time to return MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT as we settle down in your seats, overpay for your plastic snacks and enjoy a sport of some kind

ITS BASKETBALL TIME!

*checks to see if i've already done it?*

nope all good, it's BRAND NEW CONTENT folks

GROUP 1
SAN ANTONIO - 6 points, 2 wins
UTAH - 6 points, 2 wins
GOLDEN STATE - 6 points, 2 wins
L.A. CLIPPERS - 3 points, 1 wins
BOSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
SEATTLE - 0 points, 0 wins
SACRAMENTO - 0 points, 0 wins
CHICAGO - 0 points, 0 wins

BOSTON 104
SAN ANTONIO 150

L.A. CLIPPERS 117
SACRAMENTO 104

CHICAGO 99
GOLDEN STATE 101

SEATTLE 149
UTAH 152

GROUP 2
WASHINGTON - 4 points, 1 wins
L.A. LAKERS - 4 points, 1 wins
CLEVELAND - 3 points, 1 wins
TORONTO - 3 points, 1 wins
DETROIT - 3 points, 1 wins
MILWALKEE - 0 points, 0 wins
PORTLAND - 0 points, 0 wins

CLEVELAND 98
DETROIT 100

L.A. LAKERS 130
PORTLAND 120

MILWALKEE 113
WASHINGTON 124

GROUP 3
NEW YORK - 6 points, 2 wins
CHARLOTTE - 6 points, 2 wins
ATLANTA - 3 points, 1 wins
PHOENIX - 3 points, 1 wins
DENVER - 0 points, 0 wins
MINNESOTA - 0 points, 0 wins
VANCOUVER - 0 points, 0 wins

MINNESOTA 127
CHARLOTTE 137

VANCOUVER 94
NEW YORK 138

ATLANTA 122
PHOENIX 114

GROUP 4
PHILADELPHIA - 6 points, 2 wins
MIAMI - 6 points, 2 wins
INDIANA - 3 points, 1 wins
HOUSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
ORLANDO - 0 points, 0 wins
NEW JERSEY - 0 points, 0 wins
DALLAS - 0 points, 0 wins

ORLANDO 124
MIAMI 128

DALLAS 91
PHILADELPHIA 146

INDIANA 136
HOUSTON 118

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chicago WHO?

join me next time as i explore the existentialism of rock'em sock'em robots .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

it's not the fourth of july just yet, but it's still as exciting

yes we are back in the squared circle as MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORTS continues as i lose hundreds of millions of viewers and about to move onto a cheapo streaming platform no ones ever heard of .....

WWE @ Winter Haven

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE v TYLER REKS
LUKE GALLOWS v "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN
JAMES DICK v JAMAL
VAL VENIS v JOHNNY PARISI
MORDECAI v MARCUS LOUIS
TERRY FUNK v SAMOA JOE
LANCE CADE v "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY v "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
IDOL STEVENS v JUSTIN CREDIBLE
BILL DEMOTT v "AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER
JOHNNY STAMBOLI v MARTY JANNETTY
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA v THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN v TYSON KIDD
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK v DANIEL BRYAN
DAMIEN SANDOW v EPICO
MAVEN v JUSTIN GABRIEL

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS v KYO DAI
KENDRICK AND LONDON v TEAM ANGLE
NWO v AMERICAN ALPHA
LOS MATADORES v THE ASCENSION
CADE AND MURDOCH v TEAM THICK
JINDRAK AND CADE v NEW AGE OUTLAWS

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM v "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO
VANCE ARCHER v MASON RYAN
FANDANGO v "DASHING" CODY RHODES
THE ROCK v TYSON TOMKO
SIN CARA v CHRIS BENOIT
"THE ICON" STING v DARREN YOUNG
DOMINO v FINN BALOR
HEIDENREICH v SETH ROLLINS

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER v MR KENNEDY
HIDEO ITAMI v GAVIN SPEARS
TEST v KEVIN OWENS
JAKE v "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS
DEAN MALENKO v SEAN O'HAIRE
SAWYER FULTON v BROOKLYN BRAWLER
CHARLIE HAAS v JOHN CENA
CHAD GABLE v SCOTT DAWSON

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR v SKIP SHEFFIELD
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
ROAD DOGG v JEY USO
RENE DUPREE v SNITSKY
HARDCORE HOLLY v KENNY
CURT HAWKINS v MR AMERICA
JOEY MERCURY v JESUS
TITUS O'NEILL v "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL
CAMACHO v STARDUST
KEVIN THORN v ZACK RYDER
D'LO BROWN v "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING v MARK JINDRAK
STEVIE RICHARDS v KURT ANGLE
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON v SHAD GASPARD
DASH WILDER v KENZO SUZUKI
DEAN AMBROSE v NICKY

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
BWO v THE NEW DAY
THE HARDY BOYZ v MNM
THE EDGEHEADS v DEGENERATION X
THE GYMINI v FBI
3 MINUTE WARNING v T&A
THE HIGHLANDERS v THE MEXICOOLS

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CHAVO CLASSIC v TREVOR MURDOCH
ANGELO DAWKINS v CARLITO
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA v MIKEY
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER v THE MIZ
JOHNNY NITRO v SYLVAIN GRENIER
KERWIN WHITE v THE HURRICANE
SPIKE DUDLEY v "ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v BRAY WYATT

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
XAVIER WOODS v TYSON KIDD
KUNG FU NAKI v SAMI ZAYN
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE v SHEIK DAIVARI
SIN CARA v REY MYSTERIO
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE v "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR
SUPER CRAZY v ENZO AMORE
PSICOSIS v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
SPIKE DUDLEY v JAMIE NOBLE

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spoiler - there's a bit of a surprise result .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

it's the fifth of july ..... and boy trying to rebuild that city was a right pain, particularly the statue of some library piece by piece, bloody aliens!

but no rebuild here folks, 'cos it's time to reveal who get's the pot, and who gets the potty!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
TYLER REKS defeated JESSE by ARGENTINE DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.52
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN defeated LUKE GALLOWS by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.09
JAMAL defeated JAMES DICK by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.41
JOHNNY PARISI defeated VAL VENIS by RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.48
MORDECAI defeated MARCUS LOUIS by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.51
SAMOA JOE defeated TERRY FUNK by KOKINA CLUTCH in 14.58
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY defeated LANCE CADE by JUMPING DDT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.34
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY by HEADBUTT RUSH-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.03
JUSTIN CREDIBLE defeated IDOL STEVENS by FLYING BODY CROSS-PINFALL in 9.39
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated BILL DEMOTT by ANGLE CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 21.40
MARTY JANNETTY defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by ROCKER DROPPER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 10.16
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR defeated "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA by TRIPLE POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.52
TYSON KIDD defeated "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 19.18
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated DANIEL BRYAN by PINFALL in 14.50
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated EPICO by DYNAMITE KNEE LIFT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.00
JUSTIN GABRIEL defeated MAVEN by FINAL CUT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.31

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS defeated KYO DAI by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 22.35
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated TEAM ANGLE by SLEDGEHAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 24.44
NWO defeated AMERICAN ALPHA by JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.32
THE ASCENSION defeated LOS MATADORES by GROUND OCTOPUS HOLD in 32.07
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated TEAM THICK by FALLAWAY SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 26.07
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.21

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by 5 STAR FROG SPLASH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.26
MASON RYAN defeated VANCE ARCHER by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 6.57
"DASHING" CODY RHODES defeated FANDANGO by STOMPING (NECK)-PINFALL in 15.19
TYSON TOMKO defeated THE ROCK by SPINE BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 16.51
SIN CARA defeated CHRIS BENOIT by ROLLING PIN FALL in 16.50
DARREN YOUNG defeated "THE ICON" STING by GUT CHECK-PINFALL in 18.56
FINN BALOR defeated DOMINO by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.42
HEIDENREICH defeated SETH ROLLINS by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 9.33

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
MR KENNEDY defeated "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER by CANADIAN BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 8.10
HIDEO ITAMI defeated GAVIN SPEARS by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.02
TEST defeated KEVIN OWENS by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 7.54
JAKE defeated "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS by SIDE ROLL STUNNER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.47
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated DEAN MALENKO by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.02
BROOKLYN BRAWLER defeated SAWYER FULTON by TURN BELLY TO BELLY-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 20.20
JOHN CENA defeated CHARLIE HAAS by STF in 14.19
CHAD GABLE defeated SCOTT DAWSON by BACKDROP HOLD in 21.19

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
SKIP SHEFFIELD defeated "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by HEAD PICKUP LARIAT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.34
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by FAME ASSER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.56
ROAD DOGG defeated JEY USO by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.23
SNITSKY defeated RENE DUPREE by CHIN LOCK in 11.33
HARDCORE HOLLY defeated KENNY by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.42
MR AMERICA defeated CURT HAWKINS by PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 22.50
JESUS defeated JOEY MERCURY by NECK HANGING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK fall in 8.58
TITUS O'NEILL defeated "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL by PINFALL in 13.58
STARDUST defeated CAMACHO by REVERSE DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.40
KEVIN THORN defeated ZACK RYDER by KO in 13.32
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated D'LO BROWN by REGAL STRETCH in 11.36
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING defeated MARK JINDRAK by REVERSE SUPLEX HOLD in 13.03
STEVIE RICHARDS defeated KURT ANGLE by LEG PICKUP SLAP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.26
SHAD GASPARD defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by MICHINOKU DRIVER II-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.07
KENZO SUZUKI defeated DASH WILDER by SPEAR-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.25
DEAN AMBROSE defeated NICKY by SNAPMARE DRIVER-PINFALL in 8.49

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE NEW DAY defeated BWO by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 22.57
MNM defeated THE HARDY BOYZ by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 24.02
DEGENERATION X defeated THE EDGEHEADS by THE PEDIGREE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 34.11
THE GYMINI defeated FBI by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.42
T&A defeated 3 MINUTE WARNING by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 22.23
THE HIGHLANDERS defeated THE MEXICOOLS by HEADLOCK PUNCHES-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.06

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CHAVO CLASSIC defeated TREVOR MURDOCH by ROLLING PIN FALL in 16.13
CARLITO defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by DANGEROUS KNEE KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.45
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated MIKEY by BACK MOUNTED PUNCHES in 11.16
THE MIZ defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.40
JOHNNY NITRO defeated SYLVAIN GRENIER by HURACANRANA in 15.04
THE HURRICANE defeated KERWIN WHITE by EYE OF THE HURRICANE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.28
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by LARGE ROLLING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.02
BRAY WYATT defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by SISTER ABIGAIL-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.43

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
XAVIER WOODS defeated TYSON KIDD by FRONT DROPKICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.41
SAMI ZAYN defeated KUNG FU NAKI by ANGLE ROLLING PIN in 11.39
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by BODY SLAM-MOONSAULT FALL in 12.23
SIN CARA defeated REY MYSTERIO by SUPER RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 8.26
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR by MICHINOKU DRIVER II-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.48
SUPER CRAZY defeated ENZO AMORE by DISCUS PUNCH-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 13.07
PSICOSIS defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 12.51
SPIKE DUDLEY defeated JAMIE NOBLE by KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.42

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told you there was a surprise result

but how will that change the overall scores in this totally long winded exercise?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

on the sixth day i prepare my final dream .....

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (4 wins at 8.42)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (4 wins at 12.03)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (3 wins at 7.14)
MORDECAI (3 wins at 9.12)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (3 wins at 9.27)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (3 wins at 9.39)
JAMAL (3 wins at 9.41)
SAMOA JOE (3 wins at 9.5)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (3 wins at 9.58)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (3 wins at 10.22)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (3 wins at 11.08)
TYLER REKS (3 wins at 12.25)
TYSON KIDD (3 wins at 17.37)
TERRY FUNK (2 wins at 8.58)
MARTY JANNETTY (2 wins at 10.16)
JESSE (2 wins at 10.29)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (2 wins at 10.55)
DAMIEN SANDOW (2 wins at 11.04)
JAMES DICK (2 wins at 13.05)
BILL DEMOTT (2 wins at 13.17)
JOHNNY PARISI (2 wins at 13.48)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (2 wins at 14.23)
MARCUS LOUIS (1 wins at 11.56)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (1 wins at 13.31)
EPICO (1 wins at 14.3)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (1 wins at 17.01)
LUKE GALLOWS (1 wins at 21.18)
DANIEL BRYAN (0 wins at 0)
IDOL STEVENS (0 wins at 0)
LANCE CADE (0 wins at 0)
MAVEN (0 wins at 0)
VAL VENIS (0 wins at 0)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (4 wins at 14.32)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (3 wins at 15.21)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (3 wins at 23.57)
JINDRAK AND CADE (2 wins at 18.36)
CADE AND MURDOCH (2 wins at 19.34)
KYO DAI (2 wins at 19.42)
THE ASCENSION (2 wins at 20.3)
ENZO AND CASS (2 wins at 22.35)
TEAM ANGLE (2 wins at 23.26)
AMERICAN ALPHA (1 wins at 24.28)
LOS MATADORES (1 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0)

nXt
HEIDENREICH (4 wins at 9.33)
DARREN YOUNG (4 wins at 14.11)
FINN BALOR (3 wins at 7.04)
TYSON TOMKO (3 wins at 10.09)
VANCE ARCHER (3 wins at 11.22)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (3 wins at 13.26)
MASON RYAN (2 wins at 6.57)
SETH ROLLINS (2 wins at 9.09)
THE ROCK (2 wins at 11.09)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (2 wins at 14.11)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (1 wins at 14.57)
SIN CARA (1 wins at 16.5)
FANDANGO (1 wins at 17.09)
DOMINO (1 wins at 21.01)
CHRIS BENOIT (0 wins at 0)
"THE ICON" STING (0 wins at 0)

SUPERSTARS
SEAN O'HAIRE (4 wins at 10.53)
TEST (3 wins at 7.54)
JAKE (3 wins at 10.55)
JOHN CENA (3 wins at 14.19)
CHARLIE HAAS (3 wins at 15.52)
KEVIN OWENS (2 wins at 7.39)
MR KENNEDY (2 wins at 7.47)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (2 wins at 9.18)
DEAN MALENKO (2 wins at 11.08)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (2 wins at 12.09)
HIDEO ITAMI (1 wins at 9.02)
SAWYER FULTON (1 wins at 14.26)
SCOTT DAWSON (1 wins at 15.36)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (1 wins at 20.2)
CHAD GABLE (1 wins at 21.19)
GAVIN SPEARS (0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
DEAN AMBROSE (4 wins at 8.49)
JESUS (4 wins at 8.58)
STARDUST (4 wins at 9)
SHAD GASPARD (4 wins at 9.05)
KEVIN THORN (4 wins at 11.34)
TITUS O'NEILL (3 wins at 7.18)
SNITSKY (3 wins at 8.19)
KENZO SUZUKI (3 wins at 11.25)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (3 wins at 11.34)
MR AMERICA (3 wins at 11.53)
HARDCORE HOLLY (3 wins at 12.42)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (3 wins at 13.37)
JOEY MERCURY (2 wins at 8.35)
STEVIE RICHARDS (2 wins at 11.11)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (2 wins at 11.36)
CAMACHO (2 wins at 12.17)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (2 wins at 13.37)
KURT ANGLE (2 wins at 14.59)
MARK JINDRAK (1 wins at 12.06)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (1 wins at 13.03)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 wins at 13.06)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (1 wins at 13.12)
NICKY (1 wins at 13.15)
RENE DUPREE (1 wins at 16.07)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (1 wins at 16.38)
ROAD DOGG (1 wins at 17.23)
KENNY (1 wins at 17.34)
JEY USO (1 wins at 18.54)
CURT HAWKINS (0 wins at 0)
DASH WILDER (0 wins at 0)
D'LO BROWN (0 wins at 0)
ZACK RYDER (0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
THE NEW DAY (3 wins at 18.06)
T&A (3 wins at 19.37)
DEGENERATION X (3 wins at 23.35)
FBI (2 wins at 12.16)
THE GYMINI (2 wins at 16.42)
THE HIGHLANDERS (2 wins at 17.16)
THE MEXICOOLS (2 wins at 20)
3 MINUTE WARNING (2 wins at 26.56)
BWO (1 wins at 18.06)
MNM (1 wins at 24.02)
THE HARDY BOYZ (1 wins at 26.57)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (4 wins at 10.27)
CARLITO (3 wins at 10.59)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (3 wins at 11.12)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (3 wins at 11.16)
JOHNNY NITRO (3 wins at 11.37)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (3 wins at 12.31)
BRAY WYATT (2 wins at 12.43)
TREVOR MURDOCH (2 wins at 13.05)
THE MIZ (2 wins at 13.4)
THE HURRICANE (1 wins at 12.28)
SPIKE DUDLEY (1 wins at 12.3)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (1 wins at 12.42)
ANGELO DAWKINS (1 wins at 13.01)
MIKEY (1 wins at 15.26)
CHAVO CLASSIC (1 wins at 16.43)
KERWIN WHITE (1 wins at 18.27)

205 LIVE!
SIN CARA (4 wins at 8.26)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (4 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (4 wins at 10.25)
SAMI ZAYN (4 wins at 11.39)
PSICOSIS (4 wins at 11.49)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (3 wins at 11.16)
REY MYSTERIO (2 wins at 9.59)
SHEIK DAIVARI (2 wins at 12.34)
XAVIER WOODS (2 wins at 15.41)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (1 wins at 11.59)
SPIKE DUDLEY (1 wins at 14.42)
TYSON KIDD (1 wins at 17.02)
ENZO AMORE (0 wins at 0)
JAMIE NOBLE (0 wins at 0)
KUNG FU NAKI (0 wins at 0)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (0 wins at 0)

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ooh getting close to our first set of tv shows
and i'll start to explain how all this ACTUALLY WORKS regarding where we're all going ..... THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

next episodes involves some inappropriate high sticking

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

today i announce a new member of the family of MR JENZIE'S WORLD OF PRETEND SPORTS
since i don't have a decent MUGEN game to use
this will be the replacement



soon

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and even GOODER NEWS regarding SSF2

originally the game has 38 characters from the get go, but alas two unlockables ..... and since 38 is a horrible number to use off i went to get a save file!

got several, and all said 100% completed with the levels and characters
except there was only one character
but what aboot the other one?

well i had to blooming well get it myself didn't i!

now SSF2 is a super smash bros type game that you can play inbrowser as well as a download (which i use), and that means my time playing them type of games are pretty much ZERO ..... but i only got the lil' blighter after about five goes at getting the git! i was quite pleased at this

so now i have FORTY characters and all the levels to play with
and forty is a heck of a much better number to sort things out, especially a game that can have four characters onscreen at once!

anyone who likes that type of joystick wagglance can go to HERE and give yourself a good old fashioned fight

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

wonder what the TOP level of good news is?
whatever it is i'm pretty sure i'm near the top of that particular tree

because

because

i finally stopped worrying myself to idiocy and plonked onto a format for my SUPER SMASH FLASH 2 competition!
much simpler and quicker i think than the one i was going to do, and just using the 4-way battles in three types of rounds .....
first qualifying groups, then the semi final groups, and finally SURPRISE SURPRISE the finals

BUT HOLD THEM HORSES FOLKS!
MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORTS ain't finished yet with the smashing!

BECAUSE

i am adding another one to the family ness .....



and i have ALL the characters waiting ..... all SIXTY SEVEN of them ..... but i'n not using wii fit trainer male, 'cos he knackered up the nice numberwang!
blooming well pleased i found a save file with them all unlocked but GEEZ finding the folder to put them in was like trying to read all this

and since it's 64 the format is even simpler, straight forward 4-way matches like in snowboard cross on the same stage per round, probably ten rounds for the overall season championship

well that's yer lot but dinnae worry, i've not neglected the other sports, since i've already played them and are ready to be posted in the next week or so

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and the player is about to smash the puck into to net ..... and a HORSE has just ran onto the ice!!!
it looks so ridiculous slipping and sliding about .....

GROUP 1
FINLAND - 12 points, 4 wins
NETHERLANDS - 9 points, 3 wins
FRANCE - 8 points, 2 wins
CANADA - 3 points, 1 wins
PORTUGAL - 3 points, 1 wins

FRANCE 6
NETHERLANDS 2

PORTUGAL 7
CANADA 2

PORTUGAL 1
NETHERLANDS 7

FRANCE 9 (ot)
FINLAND 8

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION - 9 points, 3 wins
ITALY - 3 points, 1 wins
SWITZERLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
GERMANY - 3 points, 1 wins

GERMANY 9
ITALY 8

SWITZERLAND 3
SOVIET UNION 4

GROUP 3
USA - 6 points, 2 wins
UNITED KINGDOM - 6 points, 2 wins
SPAIN - 3 points, 1 wins
ICELAND - 2 points, 0 wins

SPAIN 6
UNITED KINGDOM 8

ICELAND 10 (ot)
USA 9

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - 6 points, 2 wins
BELGIUM - 6 points, 2 wins
POLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
YUGOSLAVIA - 3 points, 1 wins

BELGIUM 4
YUGOSLAVIA 10

POLAND 3
CZECHOSLOVAKIA 7

GROUP 5
NORWAY - 12 points, 4 wins
DENMARK - 11 points, 3 wins
SWEDEN - 9 points, 3 wins
LUXEMBOURG - 3 points, 1 wins
HUNGARY - 0 points, 0 wins

HUNGARY 5
DENMARK 10

LUXEMBOURG 5
SWEDEN 7

LUXEMBOURG 4
DENMARK 6

HUNGARY 2
NORWAY 6

AND THE HORSE HAS SCORED!!!
WHO DA THUNK IT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and it's been far too long in the mouth for this
so let's not yap about it too much
IT'S FUNNY SHAPED BALLS TIME!!!

the rugby thing .....


GROUP 1
AUSTRALIA - 9 points, 3 wins
NEW ZEALAND - 6 points, 2 wins
SPAIN - 3 points, 1 wins
CZECH REPUBLIC - 0 points, 0 wins
ITALY - 0 points, 0 wins

SPAIN 12
NEW ZEALAND 51

CZECH REPUBLIC 29
AUSTRALIA 68

GROUP 2
FRANCE - 6 points, 2 wins
IRELAND - 6 points, 2 wins
UNITED STATES - 4 points, 1 wins
ZIMBABWE - 1 points, 0 wins
NAMIBIA - 0 points, 0 wins

IRELAND 50
FRANCE 66

NAMIBIA 10
UNITED STATES 19

GROUP 3
WESTERN SAMOA - 6 points, 2 wins
ARGENTINA - 6 points, 2 wins
IVORY COAST - 3 points, 1 wins
WALES - 3 points, 1 wins
CANADA - 0 points, 0 wins

WALES 48
CANADA 29

WESTERN SAMOA 25
IVORY COAST 15

GROUP 4
ENGLAND - 9 points, 3 wins
ROMANIA - 6 points, 2 wins
FIJI - 3 points, 1 wins
MOROCCO - 0 points, 0 wins
PORTUGAL - 0 points, 0 wins

ENGLAND 58
PORTUGAL 5

MOROCCO 20
FIJI 35

GROUP 5
SOUTH AFRICA - 6 points, 2 wins
JAPAN - 6 points, 2 wins
NETHERLANDS - 4 points, 1 wins
SWEDEN - 1 points, 0 wins
URUGUAY - 0 points, 0 wins

SWEDEN 15
SOUTH AFRICA 46

JAPAN 30
NETHERLANDS 5

GROUP 6
TONGA - 9 points, 3 wins
SCOTLAND - 6 points, 2 wins
RUSSIA - 3 points, 1 wins
GERMANY - 0 points, 0 wins
LATVIA - 0 points, 0 wins

RUSSIA 15
SCOTLAND 57

GERMANY 20
TONGA 56

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group one stills rolls towards that last matchup
france and ireland had an EPIC match but the french have a game in hand
wales have to win and hope ivory coast don't to even get into the six nations groups!
england ready for the clean sweep, romania almost in second
south africa and japan head for a group win game next
same for tonga and scotland .....

well that's that one did dun

coming up it's b-ball time

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

hey we're doing a double today, as i have a load to get off my back
so as promised
it's squeaky floor time!


GROUP 1
UTAH - 9 points, 3 wins
SAN ANTONIO - 9 points, 3 wins
GOLDEN STATE - 6 points, 2 wins
SEATTLE - 3 points, 1 wins
L.A. CLIPPERS - 3 points, 1 wins
CHICAGO - 3 points, 1 wins
BOSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
SACRAMENTO - 0 points, 0 wins

UTAH 146
BOSTON 110

GOLDEN STATE 102
SEATTLE 114

SACRAMENTO 95
CHICAGO 117

SAN ANTONIO 103
L.A. CLIPPERS 88

GROUP 2
CLEVELAND - 6 points, 2 wins
DETROIT - 6 points, 2 wins
WASHINGTON - 4 points, 1 wins
L.A. LAKERS - 4 points, 1 wins
MILWALKEE - 3 points, 1 wins
TORONTO - 3 points, 1 wins
PORTLAND - 0 points, 0 wins

PORTLAND 120
MILWALKEE 149

DETROIT 94
L.A. LAKERS 92

TORONTO 114
CLEVELAND 130

GROUP 3
CHARLOTTE - 9 points, 3 wins
NEW YORK - 9 points, 3 wins
ATLANTA - 3 points, 1 wins
PHOENIX - 3 points, 1 wins
MINNESOTA - 3 points, 1 wins
DENVER - 0 points, 0 wins
VANCOUVER - 0 points, 0 wins

NEW YORK 101
ATLANTA 100

CHARLOTTE 137
VANCOUVER 101

DENVER 109
MINNESOTA 119

GROUP 4
PHILADELPHIA - 9 points, 3 wins
MIAMI - 9 points, 3 wins
INDIANA - 3 points, 1 wins
ORLANDO - 3 points, 1 wins
HOUSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
NEW JERSEY - 0 points, 0 wins
DALLAS - 0 points, 0 wins

PHILADELPHIA 123
INDIANA 110

MIAMI 122
DALLAS 107

NEW JERSEY 124
ORLANDO 135

---

and we're upto date with the normal sports here in MR JENZIE'S WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT
but next episode
IT'S SMASHING TIME
as i present the first results to my SUPER SMASH FLASH 2 competitions

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

"remember when i told you i'd SMASH you last?

I LIED"


before i watch them dancing horses
let's bring on some break dancing donkeys
shall we

it's the SUPER FLASH BASH 2 inaugural season

and with a clean 40 competitors it's real simple

eight groups of five go at it, in staggered matches, so that one fighter sits out a match
the scoring is SCORE mainly then KO'S, FALLS and SD's
five matches in total

the top three will qualify for the finals ..... LEVEL ELITE, LEVEL ALPHA and LEVEL BETA ..... where there will be eight qualifiers in all, playing semi finals of four, again a staggered match format but the fifth match will be decided in their placings after the fourth (FIRST, THIRD, FOURTH, SECOND)

play them all like that and we will have our very first winner

so let's get it ON!

here's GROUP 1 folks

LEVEL - TOWER OF SALVATION


GROUP 1


fox mccloud (3 score, 10 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
donkey kong (-7 score, 2 ko's, 8 falls, 1 sd's)
pac-man (4 score, 11 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
sonic (-3 score, 7 ko's, 10 falls, 0 sd's)

donkey kong (2 score, 8 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
pac-man (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
sonic (0 score, 7 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)
ness (-1 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)

pac-man (-4 score, 3 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
sonic (-2 score, 8 ko's, 7 falls, 3 sd's)
ness (3 score, 12 ko's, 7 falls, 2 sd's)
fox mccloud (-4 score, 5 ko's, 8 falls, 1 sd's)

sonic (-5 score, 3 ko's, 8 falls, 0 sd's)
ness (2 score, 7 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
fox mccloud (-3 score, 5 ko's, 8 falls, 0 sd's)
donkey kong (4 score, 10 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)

ness (3 score, 10 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)
fox mccloud (2 score, 10 ko's, 7 falls, 1 sd's)
donkey kong (-4 score, 6 ko's, 9 falls, 1 sd's)
pac-man (-5 score, 5 ko's, 8 falls, 2 sd's)


Q1 - ness (7 score, 34 ko's, 23 falls, 4 sd's)
Q2 - fox mccloud (-2 score, 30 ko's, 29 falls, 3 sd's)
Q3 - donkey kong (-5 score, 26 ko's, 28 falls, 3 sd's)
- pac-man (-7 score, 23 ko's, 26 falls, 4 sd's)
- sonic (-10 score, 25 ko's, 32 falls, 3 sd's)

---

so well done NESS for reaching the LEVEL ELITE, FOX MCLEOD into the the LEVEL ALPHA, and DONKEY "CONTINENTAL CIRCUS" KONG playing in the LEVEL BETA
sadly we say goodbye to a pill popper and a high as a kite small hibernating rodent .....

next post is GROUP 2 ..... i have three ready to post

SEE YA
in about a hour

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

second group of the SUPER BISHI BOSHI HAPPY WRONG NAME .....

LEVEL - DRACULAS CASTLE




ichigo (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
peach (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
jigglypuff (8 score, 13 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
kirby (-5 score, 3 ko's, 8 falls, 0 sd's)

peach (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
jigglypuff (-3 score, 3 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
kirby (2 score, 7 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
falco (1 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)

jigglypuff (0 score, 6 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
kirby (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
falco (3 score, 8 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
ichigo (-2 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

kirby (3 score, 9 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
falco (-6 score, 3 ko's, 9 falls, 0 sd's)
ichigo (1 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
peach (2 score, 7 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

falco (-2 score, 8 ko's, 10 falls, 0 sd's)
ichigo (3 score, 10 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)
peach (1 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
jigglypuff (-2 score, 5 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)


Q1 - jigglypuff (3 score, 27 ko's, 24 falls, 0 sd's)
Q2 - peach (1 score, 24 ko's, 23 falls, 0 sd's)
Q3 - ichigo (0 score, 24 ko's, 24 falls, 0 sd's)
- kirby (-1 score, 24 ko's, 24 falls, 1 sd's)
- falco (-4 score, 26 ko's, 30 falls, 0 sd's)

---

so the jiggly one reaches LEVEL ELITE, princess powah into LEVEL ALPHA and finally sword man will rank in LEVEL BETA

sadly suckyface was teh suck, and the bird was caught up in some nets .....

find out next post what witty things i'll say next

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{Spoiler}there will be no witty things said

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and we are on the third load of pixelated particulars of punching

LEVEL - DEVILS MACHINE


and your runners and riders



sora (2 score, 6 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
tails (-2 score, 2 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
pikachu (-1 score, 3 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
pichu (0 score, 4 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)

tails (-4 score, 0 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
pikachu (0 score, 4 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
pichu (-1 score, 3 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
luigi (3 score, 6 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)

pikachu (-1 score, 3 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
pichu (-1 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
luigi (5 score, 9 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
sora (-3 score, 2 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

pichu (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
luigi (3 score, 7 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
sora (-2 score, 2 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
tails (1 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)

luigi (2 score, 7 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
sora (-3 score, 1 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
tails (0 score, 3 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)
pikachu (0 score, 4 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)


Q1 - luigi (13 score, 29 ko's, 15 falls, 1 sd's)
Q2 - pikachu (-2 score, 14 ko's, 14 falls, 2 sd's)
Q3 - pichu (-4 score, 15 ko's, 19 falls, 0 sd's)
- tails (-5 score, 10 ko's, 14 falls, 1 sd's)
- sora (-6 score, 11 ko's, 17 falls, 0 sd's)

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and there's marios brother from another colour entering LEVEL ELITE, bob "sparkplug" holly into LEVEL ALPHA, and some sort of satsuma into LEVEL BETA

leaving us today is doctor rotortail and the key to time .....

have you paid the bill yet
don't want another runner you know .....
no the chains around your ankle will be taken off when you do

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

LOOK
IS THAT SOMEONE'S ATTRACTIVE COUSIN OVER THERE?!?

*sneakily posts more FIRE PRO WRESTLING RETURNS SUPERfeds WEEK 5 nonsense*

WWE @ Houston

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JUSTIN GABRIEL v JESSE
EPICO v MAVEN
DANIEL BRYAN v DAMIEN SANDOW
TYSON KIDD v "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
MARTY JANNETTY v "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER v JOHNNY STAMBOLI
JUSTIN CREDIBLE v BILL DEMOTT
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL v IDOL STEVENS
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY v "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
SAMOA JOE v LANCE CADE
MARCUS LOUIS v TERRY FUNK
JOHNNY PARISI v MORDECAI
JAMAL v VAL VENIS
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN v JAMES DICK
TYLER REKS v LUKE GALLOWS

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS v ENZO AND CASS
TEAM THICK v JINDRAK AND CADE
THE ASCENSION v CADE AND MURDOCH
AMERICAN ALPHA v LOS MATADORES
TEAM ANGLE v NWO
KYO DAI v KENDRICK AND LONDON

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
SETH ROLLINS v "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
FINN BALOR v HEIDENREICH
DARREN YOUNG v DOMINO
CHRIS BENOIT v "THE ICON" STING
TYSON TOMKO v SIN CARA
"DASHING" CODY RHODES v THE ROCK
MASON RYAN v FANDANGO
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO v VANCE ARCHER

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
SCOTT DAWSON v "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
JOHN CENA v CHAD GABLE
BROOKLYN BRAWLER v CHARLIE HAAS
SEAN O'HAIRE v SAWYER FULTON
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v DEAN MALENKO
KEVIN OWENS v JAKE
GAVIN SPEARS v TEST
MR KENNEDY v HIDEO ITAMI

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
NICKY v "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
KENZO SUZUKI v DEAN AMBROSE
SHAD GASPARD v DASH WILDER
KURT ANGLE v "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON
MARK JINDRAK v STEVIE RICHARDS
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
ZACK RYDER v D'LO BROWN
STARDUST v KEVIN THORN
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL v CAMACHO
JESUS v TITUS O'NEILL
MR AMERICA v JOEY MERCURY
KENNY v CURT HAWKINS
SNITSKY v HARDCORE HOLLY
JEY USO v RENE DUPREE
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN v ROAD DOGG
SKIP SHEFFIELD v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE MEXICOOLS v BWO
T&A v THE HIGHLANDERS
FBI v 3 MINUTE WARNING
DEGENERATION X v THE GYMINI
MNM v THE EDGEHEADS
THE NEW DAY v THE HARDY BOYZ

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
BRAY WYATT v CHAVO CLASSIC
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
THE HURRICANE v SPIKE DUDLEY
SYLVAIN GRENIER v KERWIN WHITE
THE MIZ v JOHNNY NITRO
MIKEY v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
CARLITO v "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA
TREVOR MURDOCH v ANGELO DAWKINS

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
JAMIE NOBLE v XAVIER WOODS
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v SPIKE DUDLEY
ENZO AMORE v PSICOSIS
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR v SUPER CRAZY
REY MYSTERIO v "AIR" EVAN BOURNE
SHEIK DAIVARI v SIN CARA
SAMI ZAYN v "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE
TYSON KIDD v KUNG FU NAKI

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

i think the question is

how does donkey kong feel about you "getting on him" .....

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by HEAD PICKUP LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.43
MAVEN defeated EPICO by BACKSLIDE in 11.11
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated DANIEL BRYAN by THE ENLIGHTENER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.47
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated TYSON KIDD by BACKSLIDE in 8.18
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR by LEG DROP-PINFALL in 16.4
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated MARTY JANNETTY by RUMBLE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.09
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by TOMBSTONE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.23
BILL DEMOTT defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 11.5
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated IDOL STEVENS by AVALANCHE HOLD-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.1
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKEDLEG PINFALL in 7.54
SAMOA JOE defeated LANCE CADE by NO TOUCH HEADBUTT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.54
TERRY FUNK defeated MARCUS LOUIS by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-PINFALL in 10.18
MORDECAI defeated JOHNNY PARISI by THE CRUFIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.25
JAMAL defeated VAL VENIS by SUPER DIVING PRESS-PINFALL in 13.05
JAMES DICK defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.13
LUKE GALLOWS defeated TYLER REKS by GALLOWS POLE-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 10.3

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated ENZO AND CASS by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 22.47
JINDRAK AND CADE defeated TEAM THICK by SPINE BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 22.11
THE ASCENSION defeated CADE AND MURDOCH by STOMPING (LEG)-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 31.42
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated LOS MATADORES by BACKDROP HOLD in 22.55
NWO defeated TEAM ANGLE by FALLAWAY SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 22.27
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated KYO DAI by SUPER KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 19.43

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated SETH ROLLINS by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 14.5
HEIDENREICH defeated FINN BALOR by AMERICAN HOOK-PINFALL in 16.17
DARREN YOUNG defeated DOMINO by GUT CHECK-PINFALL in 16.09
"THE ICON" STING defeated CHRIS BENOIT by FACE CRUSHER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.11
SIN CARA defeated TYSON TOMKO by CUTTING ROW-MOONSAULT FALL in 13.52
THE ROCK defeated "DASHING" CODY RHODES by SPINE BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.42
MASON RYAN defeated FANDANGO by JACK HAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.26
VANCE ARCHER defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by FULL NELSON A BOMB-PINFALL in 10.49

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER defeated SCOTT DAWSON by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 15.23
JOHN CENA defeated CHAD GABLE by HURRICANE DROVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.49
CHARLIE HAAS defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by GERMAN SUPLEX in 16.14
SAWYER FULTON defeated SEAN O'HAIRE by THIGH KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.4
DEAN MALENKO defeated "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS by FLYING CROSS BODY-PINFALL in 16.19
KEVIN OWENS defeated JAKE by "SCHWEIN"-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.01
GAVIN SPEARS defeated TEST by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLE in 18.57
MR KENNEDY defeated HIDEO ITAMI by LARIAT ATTACK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.48

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
NICKY defeated "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.51
DEAN AMBROSE defeated KENZO SUZUKI by SNAPMARE DRIVE-PINFALL in 12.17
SHAD GASPARD defeated DASH WILDER by MICHINOKU DRIVER II-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.46
KURT ANGLE defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by AVALANCHE FRONT SUPLEX-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.03
MARK JINDRAK defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by MARK OF EXCELLENCE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.25
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 15.46
D'LO BROWN defeated ZACK RYDER by SAMURAI BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 11.17
KEVIN THORN defeated STARDUST by THIGH KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.43
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL defeated CAMACHO by BRAINBUSTER-BACK HOOK LEG PIFALL in 18.05
JESUS fought TITUS O'NEILL to a COUNTOUT in 9.07
MR AMERICA defeated JOEY MERCURY by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-PINFALL in 14.08
CURT HAWKINS defeated KENNY by BACKSLIDE in 14.59
SNITSKY defeated HARDCORE HOLLY by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.13
RENE DUPREE defeated JEY USO by DUPREE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.29
ROAD DOGG defeated "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.14
SKIP SHEFFIELD defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by GORI CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.16

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE MEXICOOLS defeated BWO by HIGH JUMPING FACE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.21
THE HIGHLANDERS defeated T&A by FRONT HIGH KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.54
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated FBI by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 17.35
DEGENERATION X defeated THE GYMINI by HURACANRANA in 27.53
MNM defeated THE EDGEHEADS by HURACANRANA in 18.09
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated THE NEW DAY by COMPLETE SHOT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 29.43

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
BRAY WYATT defeated CHAVO CLASSIC by SISTER ABIGAIL-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 10.24
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by LARGE ROLLING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.54
SPIKE DUDLEY defeated THE HURRICANE by DIVING FOOT STOMP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.16
SYLVAIN GRENIER defeated KERWIN WHITE by SCHOOL BOY in 20
THE MIZ defeated JOHNNY NITRO by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.38
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER defeated MIKEY by TURBO DROP II-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.36
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated CARLITO by BATISTA BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.59
ANGELO DAWKINS defeated TREVOR MURDOCH by BOSTON CRAB in 22.06

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
JAMIE NOBLE defeated XAVIER WOODS by PAYDIRT in 17.15
SPIKE DUDLEY defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by LIGHTNING SPEED in 13.19
PSICOSIS defeated ENZO AMORE by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.18
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR defeated SUPER CRAZY by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.39
REY MYSTERIO defeated "AIR" EVAN BOURNE by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 17.14
SIN CARA defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by SUPER RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 7.19
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated SAMI ZAYN by LA MAGISTRAL in 11.12
TYSON KIDD defeated KUNG FU NAKI by FLYING MARE-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 16.06

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and where does this all go
i hear you all say .....

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (5 wins at 8.42)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (5 wins at 12.03)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (4 wins at 7.14)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (4 wins at 8.18)
MORDECAI (4 wins at 9.12)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (4 wins at 9.27)
JAMAL (4 wins at 9.41)
SAMOA JOE (4 wins at 9.5)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (3 wins at 7.54)
TERRY FUNK (3 wins at 8.58)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (3 wins at 9.39)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (3 wins at 9.58)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (3 wins at 10.22)
JESSE (3 wins at 10.29)
DAMIEN SANDOW (3 wins at 11.04)
BILL DEMOTT (3 wins at 11.5)
TYLER REKS (3 wins at 12.25)
JAMES DICK (3 wins at 13.05)
TYSON KIDD (3 wins at 17.37)
MARTY JANNETTY (2 wins at 10.16)
LUKE GALLOWS (2 wins at 10.3)
JOHNNY PARISI (2 wins at 13.48)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (2 wins at 14.23)
MAVEN (1 wins at 11.11)
MARCUS LOUIS (1 wins at 11.56)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (1 wins at 13.31)
EPICO (1 wins at 14.3)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (1 wins at 17.01)
DANIEL BRYAN (0 wins at 0)
IDOL STEVENS (0 wins at 0)
LANCE CADE (0 wins at 0)
VAL VENIS (0 wins at 0)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (5 wins at 14.32)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (4 wins at 15.21)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (4 wins at 19.43)
JINDRAK AND CADE (3 wins at 18.36)
THE ASCENSION (3 wins at 20.3)
CADE AND MURDOCH (2 wins at 19.34)
KYO DAI (2 wins at 19.42)
ENZO AND CASS (2 wins at 22.35)
AMERICAN ALPHA (2 wins at 22.55)
TEAM ANGLE (2 wins at 23.26)
LOS MATADORES (1 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0)

nXt
HEIDENREICH (5 wins at 9.33)
DARREN YOUNG (5 wins at 14.11)
VANCE ARCHER (4 wins at 10.49)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (4 wins at 13.26)
MASON RYAN (3 wins at 6.57)
FINN BALOR (3 wins at 7.04)
TYSON TOMKO (3 wins at 10.09)
THE ROCK (3 wins at 11.09)
SETH ROLLINS (2 wins at 9.09)
SIN CARA (2 wins at 13.52)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (2 wins at 14.11)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (1 wins at 14.57)
FANDANGO (1 wins at 17.09)
"THE ICON" STING (1 wins at 19.11)
DOMINO (1 wins at 21.01)
CHRIS BENOIT (0 wins at 0)

SUPERSTARS
SEAN O'HAIRE (4 wins at 10.53)
JOHN CENA (4 wins at 14.19)
CHARLIE HAAS (4 wins at 15.52)
KEVIN OWENS (3 wins at 7.39)
MR KENNEDY (3 wins at 7.47)
TEST (3 wins at 7.54)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (3 wins at 9.18)
JAKE (3 wins at 10.55)
DEAN MALENKO (3 wins at 11.08)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (2 wins at 12.09)
SAWYER FULTON (2 wins at 14.26)
HIDEO ITAMI (1 wins at 9.02)
SCOTT DAWSON (1 wins at 15.36)
GAVIN SPEARS (1 wins at 18.57)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (1 wins at 20.2)
CHAD GABLE (1 wins at 21.19)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
DEAN AMBROSE (5 wins at 8.49)
SHAD GASPARD (5 wins at 9.05)
KEVIN THORN (5 wins at 11.34)
SNITSKY (4 wins at 8.19)
JESUS (4 wins at 8.58)
STARDUST (4 wins at 9)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (4 wins at 11.34)
MR AMERICA (4 wins at 11.53)
TITUS O'NEILL (3 wins at 7.18)
KENZO SUZUKI (3 wins at 11.25)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (3 wins at 11.36)
HARDCORE HOLLY (3 wins at 12.42)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (3 wins at 13.37)
KURT ANGLE (3 wins at 14.59)
JOEY MERCURY (2 wins at 8.35)
STEVIE RICHARDS (2 wins at 11.11)
MARK JINDRAK (2 wins at 12.06)
CAMACHO (2 wins at 12.17)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (2 wins at 13.12)
NICKY (2 wins at 13.15)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (2 wins at 13.37)
RENE DUPREE (2 wins at 14.29)
ROAD DOGG (2 wins at 16.14)
D'LO BROWN (1 wins at 11.17)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (1 wins at 13.03)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 wins at 13.06)
CURT HAWKINS (1 wins at 14.59)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (1 wins at 16.38)
KENNY (1 wins at 17.34)
JEY USO (1 wins at 18.54)
DASH WILDER (0 wins at 0)
ZACK RYDER (0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
DEGENERATION X (4 wins at 23.35)
THE HIGHLANDERS (3 wins at 17.16)
3 MINUTE WARNING (3 wins at 17.35)
THE NEW DAY (3 wins at 18.06)
T&A (3 wins at 19.37)
THE MEXICOOLS (3 wins at 20)
FBI (2 wins at 12.16)
THE GYMINI (2 wins at 16.42)
MNM (2 wins at 18.09)
THE HARDY BOYZ (2 wins at 26.57)
BWO (1 wins at 18.06)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (5 wins at 10.27)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (4 wins at 11.12)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (4 wins at 11.16)
BRAY WYATT (3 wins at 10.24)
CARLITO (3 wins at 10.59)
JOHNNY NITRO (3 wins at 11.37)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (3 wins at 12.31)
THE MIZ (3 wins at 13.38)
SPIKE DUDLEY (2 wins at 12.3)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (2 wins at 12.42)
ANGELO DAWKINS (2 wins at 13.01)
TREVOR MURDOCH (2 wins at 13.05)
THE HURRICANE (1 wins at 12.28)
MIKEY (1 wins at 15.26)
CHAVO CLASSIC (1 wins at 16.43)
KERWIN WHITE (1 wins at 18.27)

205 LIVE!
SIN CARA (5 wins at 7.19)
PSICOSIS (5 wins at 11.49)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (4 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (4 wins at 10.25)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (4 wins at 11.12)
SAMI ZAYN (4 wins at 11.39)
REY MYSTERIO (3 wins at 9.59)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (2 wins at 11.59)
SHEIK DAIVARI (2 wins at 12.34)
SPIKE DUDLEY (2 wins at 13.19)
XAVIER WOODS (2 wins at 15.41)
TYSON KIDD (2 wins at 16.06)
JAMIE NOBLE (1 wins at 17.15)
ENZO AMORE (0 wins at 0)
KUNG FU NAKI (0 wins at 0)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (0 wins at 0)

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so then
what IS the point of this?

well

after the house shows are done (two more to go) the number of wins and fastest win time generate the matches for the TV shows, for example .....

"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (5 wins at 8.42)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (5 wins at 12.03)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (4 wins at 7.14)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (4 wins at 8.18)
MORDECAI (4 wins at 9.12)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (4 wins at 9.27)
JAMAL (4 wins at 9.41)
SAMOA JOE (4 wins at 9.5)

THE UNDERTAKER and ANIMAL would face off in the main event, while UMAGA would face BIFF BUSICK in their own match, then the rest of the 4 wins would be in a fatal 4way.

the top two always have a match together, while the rest would be in one too, but if there is more than 8 competitors with the same score, then there would be TWO singles matches and then the rest.

the WINNER of each TV match will receive one point AND qualify for the Royal Rumble ..... HOWEVER ..... if any time there are more than one qualifier in a TV match, then ONLY THE WINNER OF THAT MATCH would keep their Royal Rumble qualifying place!!!

auto qualifiers would be the LAST combatants entering their respective Royal Rumble section, and sorted through their fastest win time, the non qualifiers would be entering first ..... see it's that simple

a total of 4x7 house shows and 4xTV shows lead to the Royal Rumble itself

but that's not all, after that eliminations will take place for those who weren't good enough and they will be GONE from the rosters, and then the remaining will be split into their own championship groupings ..... so for RAW and SMACKDOWN SINGLES will have THREE championship (main, secondary and tv title) while the others RAW and SMACKDOWN tag will have two titles (main and secondary), and nXt/SUPERSTARS/MAIN EVENT/205 LIVE will have 2 (main and secondary). the champions will always be in their section until they lose, no matter if they are top scorers in their section, and whoever is next in line will go up into the main shows ..... which one would they go into?

when the rosters are paired down there will be less house shows to go through, 'cos this takes long enough

waited a long while to post day five results, and doing day six right now, so those first TV show matchups are almost upon us
OOOOHHHH

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

well i hope you enjoyed your holiday and that no animals were let out the house
and that was my one and only "who let the dogs out" reference EVER!

RIGHT?

good

now onto some spongy number goodness, as we return to the squared circle that doesn't exist, in the sixth installment of the longest running weekly episodic program that has a lot of grunting in it ..... and not from me either ..... IT'S

WWE @ Tampa

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE v LUKE GALLOWS
JAMES DICK v TYLER REKS
VAL VENIS v "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN
MORDECAI v JAMAL
TERRY FUNK v JOHNNY PARISI
LANCE CADE v MARCUS LOUIS
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY v SAMOA JOE
IDOL STEVENS v "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY
BILL DEMOTT v "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
JOHNNY STAMBOLI v JUSTIN CREDIBLE
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA v "AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN v MARTY JANNETTY
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK v THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
DAMIEN SANDOW v TYSON KIDD
MAVEN v DANIEL BRYAN
JUSTIN GABRIEL v EPICO

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS v KENDRICK AND LONDON
NWO v KYO DAI
LOS MATADORES v TEAM ANGLE
CADE AND MURDOCH v AMERICAN ALPHA
JINDRAK AND CADE v THE ASCENSION
NEW AGE OUTLAWS v TEAM THICK

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM v VANCE ARCHER
FANDANGO v "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO
THE ROCK v MASON RYAN
SIN CARA v "DASHING" CODY RHODES
"THE ICON" STING v TYSON TOMKO
DOMINO v CHRIS BENOIT
HEIDENREICH v DARREN YOUNG
SETH ROLLINS v FINN BALOR

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER v HIDEO ITAMI
TEST v MR KENNEDY
JAKE v GAVIN SPEARS
DEAN MALENKO v KEVIN OWENS
SAWYER FULTON v "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS
CHARLIE HAAS v SEAN O'HAIRE
CHAD GABLE v BROOKLYN BRAWLER
SCOTT DAWSON v JOHN CENA

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR
ROAD DOGG v SKIP SHEFFIELD
RENE DUPREE v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
HARDCORE HOLLY v JEY USO
CURT HAWKINS v SNITSKY
JOEY MERCURY v KENNY
TITUS O'NEILL v MR AMERICA
CAMACHO v JESUS
KEVIN THORN v "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL
D'LO BROWN v STARDUST
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING v ZACK RYDER
STEVIE RICHARDS v "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON v MARK JINDRAK
DASH WILDER v KURT ANGLE
DEAN AMBROSE v SHAD GASPARD
NICKY v KENZO SUZUKI

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
BWO v THE HARDY BOYZ
THE EDGEHEADS v THE NEW DAY
THE GYMINI v MNM
3 MINUTE WARNING v DEGENERATION X
THE HIGHLANDERS v FBI
THE MEXICOOLS v T&A

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CHAVO CLASSIC v ANGELO DAWKINS
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA v TREVOR MURDOCH
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER v CARLITO
JOHNNY NITRO v MIKEY
KERWIN WHITE v THE MIZ
SPIKE DUDLEY v SYLVAIN GRENIER
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v THE HURRICANE
BRAY WYATT v "ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
XAVIER WOODS v KUNG FU NAKI
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE v TYSON KIDD
SIN CARA v SAMI ZAYN
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE v SHEIK DAIVARI
SUPER CRAZY v REY MYSTERIO
PSICOSIS v "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR
SPIKE DUDLEY v ENZO AMORE
JAMIE NOBLE v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE

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there's still a few who haven't got a point, and what do points make?
that's correct
APPEARENCES
'cos without them you ain't on the tv show
and if you're really rubbish and get zero wins right through
NO PPV CURTAIN JERKER
and you get ..... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!!!

will that happen?
it could .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

quickly posting the results of the matches

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
LUKE GALLOWS defeated JESSE by POWERBOMB WHIP-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.40
TYLER REKS defeated JAMES DICK by DROP KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.22
VAL VENIS defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by MONEY SHOT-PINFALL in 11.13
JAMAL defeated MORDECAI by FIRE THUNDER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.47
TERRY FUNK defeated JOHNNY PARISI by TEXAS JAB-PINFALL in 10.49
LANCE CADE defeated MARCUS LOUIS by STRIKING LARIAT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 8.32
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated SAMOA JOE by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.12
IDOL STEVENS defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by BACKHAND CHOP-PINFALL in 23.55
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated BILL DEMOTT by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.24
JUSTIN CREDIBLE defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by FLYING BODY CROSS-PINFALL in 11.13
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA by TOMBSTONE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.40
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated MARTY JANNETTY by ANGLE ATOMIC DROP-PINFALL in 10.44
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR defeated "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK by F5-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.39
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated TYSON KIDD by BACK NECKBREAKER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 8.51
DANIEL BRYAN defeated MAVEN by DRAGON SCREW-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.53
JUSTIN GABRIEL defeated EPICO by 450 SPLASH-PINFALL in 12.56

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated ENZO AND CASS by 450 SPLASH-PINFALL in 18.17
NWO defeated KYO DAI by OUTLAWS EDGE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.02
TEAM ANGLE defeated LOS MATADORES by BOSTON CRAB in 22.37
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated CADE AND MURDOCH by BACKDROP HOLD in 26.10
JINDRAK AND CADE defeated THE ASCENSION by LARIAT ATTACK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 30.52
NEW AGE OUTLAWS defeated TEAM THICK by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.54

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated VANCE ARCHER by BRAINBUSTER-MOONSAULT FALL in 10.05
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO defeated FANDANGO by GUILLOTINE CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.41
MASON RYAN defeated THE ROCK by JACK HAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.57
"DASHING" CODY RHODES defeated SIN CARA by REVERSE WATERWHEEL DROP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.55
"THE ICON" STING defeated TYSON TOMKO by FACE CRUSHER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.23
CHRIS BENOIT defeated DOMINO by SUPER DIVE HEADBUTT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.42
DARREN YOUNG defeated HEIDENREICH by TOE KICK-PINFALL in 14.45
SETH ROLLINS defeated FINN BALOR by STOMPING-HOOKED LEG POINFALL in 7.15

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
HIDEO ITAMI defeated "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER by 2ND ROPE BRAINBUSTER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.00
MR KENNEDY defeated TEST by AVALANCHE BACKFLIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.56
GAVIN SPEARS defeated JAKE by GERMAN SUPLEX in 13.27
KEVIN OWENS defeated DEAN MALENKO by POP UP POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.35
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS defeated SAWYER FULTON by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.06
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated CHARLIE HAAS by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.37
CHAD GABLE defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by RAPID DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 21.11
JOHN CENA defeated SCOTT DAWSON by STF in 12.22

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by PILEDRIVER-PINFALL in 18.50
SKIP SHEFFIELD defeated ROAD DOGG by GORI CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.46
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN defeated RENE DUPREE by FAME ASSER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.46
JEY USO defeated HARDCORE HOLLY by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.46
SNITSKY defeated CURT HAWKINS by JUMP FRONT HIGH KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.09
JOEY MERCURY defeated KENNY by VIRGINIA NECK TIE-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 12.53
MR AMERICA defeated TITUS O'NEILL by CAMEL CLUTCH in 19.39
JESUS defeated CAMACHO by PINFALL in 9.53
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL defeated KEVIN THORN by SHORT ELBOW-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 10.57
D'LO BROWN defeated STARDUST by SCHOOL BOY in 15.35
ZACK RYDER defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by JUMPING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 17.40
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by URANAGE-PINFALL in 9.57
MARK JINDRAK defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by PUNCH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.16
KURT ANGLE defeated DASH WILDER by EXPLODER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.00
DEAN AMBROSE defeated SHAD GASPARD by SHORT ELBOW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.30
KENZO SUZUKI defeated NICKY by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 16.36

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated BWO by BACKSLIDE in 29.02
THE NEW DAY defeated THE EDGEHEADS by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 16.54
MNM defeated THE GYMINI by MONKEY FLIP-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 28.10
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated DEGENERATION X by WILD BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 40.59
FBI defeated THE HIGHLANDERS by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 19.49
T&A defeated THE MEXICOOLS by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 32.44

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
CHAVO CLASSIC defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by THRUST KICK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.56
TREVOR MURDOCH defeated "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 14.00
CARLITO defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by SMALL PACKAGE in 11.06
JOHNNY NITRO defeated MIKEY by HURACANRANA in 13.57
THE MIZ defeated KERWIN WHITE by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.05
SYLVAIN GRENIER defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by SCHOOL BOY in 13.15
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated THE HURRICANE by ARM WHIP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.46
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated BRAY WYATT by LARGE ROLLING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 16.09

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
KUNG FU NAKI defeated XAVIER WOODS by DIVING BRAIN CHOP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.33
TYSON KIDD defeated "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE by ARM HOLD SPIN KICK-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 11.21
SIN CARA defeated SAMI ZAYN by TORBELLINO-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 10.18
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by CANCUN TORNADO-PINFALL in 11.59
SUPER CRAZY defeated REY MYSTERIO by MOONSAULT ATTACK-PINFALL in 15.56
PSICOSIS defeated "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR by FALCON ARROW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.52
SPIKE DUDLEY defeated ENZO AMORE by JUMPING ELBOW DROP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 21.53
JAMIE NOBLE defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by PAYDIRT in 17.27

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

SIX SIX SIX ..... the number of the BEST
but who is

who

WHO

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (6 wins at 8.42)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (6 wins at 12.03)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (5 wins at 9.27)
JAMAL (5 wins at 9.41)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (4 wins at 7.14)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (4 wins at 7.54)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (4 wins at 8.18)
DAMIEN SANDOW (4 wins at 8.51)
TERRY FUNK (4 wins at 8.58)
MORDECAI (4 wins at 9.12)
TYLER REKS (4 wins at 9.22)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (4 wins at 9.39)
SAMOA JOE (4 wins at 9.5)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (4 wins at 9.58)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (3 wins at 10.22)
JESSE (3 wins at 10.29)
LUKE GALLOWS (3 wins at 10.3)
BILL DEMOTT (3 wins at 11.5)
JAMES DICK (3 wins at 13.05)
TYSON KIDD (3 wins at 17.37)
MARTY JANNETTY (2 wins at 10.16)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (2 wins at 12.56)
JOHNNY PARISI (2 wins at 13.48)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (2 wins at 14.23)
LANCE CADE (1 wins at 8.32)
MAVEN (1 wins at 11.11)
VAL VENIS (1 wins at 11.13)
DANIEL BRYAN (1 wins at 11.53)
MARCUS LOUIS (1 wins at 11.56)
EPICO (1 wins at 14.3)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (1 wins at 17.01)
IDOL STEVENS (1 wins at 23.55)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (6 wins at 14.32)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (5 wins at 15.21)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (5 wins at 18.17)
JINDRAK AND CADE (4 wins at 18.36)
THE ASCENSION (3 wins at 20.3)
TEAM ANGLE (3 wins at 22.37)
AMERICAN ALPHA (3 wins at 22.55)
CADE AND MURDOCH (2 wins at 19.34)
KYO DAI (2 wins at 19.42)
ENZO AND CASS (2 wins at 22.35)
LOS MATADORES (1 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0)

nXt
DARREN YOUNG (6 wins at 14.11)
HEIDENREICH (5 wins at 9.33)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (5 wins at 10.05)
MASON RYAN (4 wins at 6.57)
VANCE ARCHER (4 wins at 10.49)
FINN BALOR (3 wins at 7.04)
SETH ROLLINS (3 wins at 7.15)
TYSON TOMKO (3 wins at 10.09)
THE ROCK (3 wins at 11.09)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (3 wins at 14.11)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (2 wins at 9.41)
"THE ICON" STING (2 wins at 12.23)
SIN CARA (2 wins at 13.52)
CHRIS BENOIT (1 wins at 15.42)
FANDANGO (1 wins at 17.09)
DOMINO (1 wins at 21.01)

SUPERSTARS
SEAN O'HAIRE (5 wins at 10.53)
JOHN CENA (5 wins at 12.22)
KEVIN OWENS (4 wins at 7.39)
MR KENNEDY (4 wins at 7.47)
CHARLIE HAAS (4 wins at 15.52)
TEST (3 wins at 7.54)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (3 wins at 9.18)
JAKE (3 wins at 10.55)
DEAN MALENKO (3 wins at 11.08)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (3 wins at 12.09)
HIDEO ITAMI (2 wins at 9.02)
GAVIN SPEARS (2 wins at 13.27)
SAWYER FULTON (2 wins at 14.26)
CHAD GABLE (2 wins at 21.11)
SCOTT DAWSON (1 wins at 15.36)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (1 wins at 20.2)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
DEAN AMBROSE (6 wins at 8.49)
SNITSKY (5 wins at 8.19)
JESUS (5 wins at 8.58)
SHAD GASPARD (5 wins at 9.05)
KEVIN THORN (5 wins at 11.34)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (5 wins at 11.34)
MR AMERICA (5 wins at 11.53)
KURT ANGLE (4 wins at 9)
STARDUST (4 wins at 9)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (4 wins at 9.57)
KENZO SUZUKI (4 wins at 11.25)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (4 wins at 13.37)
TITUS O'NEILL (3 wins at 7.18)
JOEY MERCURY (3 wins at 8.35)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (3 wins at 10.57)
MARK JINDRAK (3 wins at 12.06)
HARDCORE HOLLY (3 wins at 12.42)
JEY USO (2 wins at 10.46)
STEVIE RICHARDS (2 wins at 11.11)
D'LO BROWN (2 wins at 11.17)
CAMACHO (2 wins at 12.17)
NICKY (2 wins at 13.15)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (2 wins at 13.37)
RENE DUPREE (2 wins at 14.29)
ROAD DOGG (2 wins at 16.14)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (2 wins at 16.38)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (1 wins at 13.03)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 wins at 13.06)
CURT HAWKINS (1 wins at 14.59)
KENNY (1 wins at 17.34)
ZACK RYDER (1 wins at 17.4)
DASH WILDER (0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
THE NEW DAY (4 wins at 16.54)
3 MINUTE WARNING (4 wins at 17.35)
T&A (4 wins at 19.37)
DEGENERATION X (4 wins at 23.35)
FBI (3 wins at 12.16)
THE HIGHLANDERS (3 wins at 17.16)
MNM (3 wins at 18.09)
THE MEXICOOLS (3 wins at 20)
THE HARDY BOYZ (3 wins at 26.57)
THE GYMINI (2 wins at 16.42)
BWO (1 wins at 18.06)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (6 wins at 10.27)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (5 wins at 11.12)
CARLITO (4 wins at 10.59)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (4 wins at 11.16)
JOHNNY NITRO (4 wins at 11.37)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (4 wins at 12.31)
THE MIZ (4 wins at 13.38)
BRAY WYATT (3 wins at 10.24)
TREVOR MURDOCH (3 wins at 13.05)
SPIKE DUDLEY (2 wins at 12.3)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (2 wins at 12.42)
ANGELO DAWKINS (2 wins at 13.01)
CHAVO CLASSIC (2 wins at 15.56)
THE HURRICANE (1 wins at 12.28)
MIKEY (1 wins at 15.26)
KERWIN WHITE (1 wins at 18.27)

205 LIVE!
SIN CARA (6 wins at 7.19)
PSICOSIS (6 wins at 10.52)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (5 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (5 wins at 10.25)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (4 wins at 11.12)
SAMI ZAYN (4 wins at 11.39)
REY MYSTERIO (3 wins at 9.59)
TYSON KIDD (3 wins at 11.21)
SPIKE DUDLEY (3 wins at 13.19)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (2 wins at 11.59)
SHEIK DAIVARI (2 wins at 12.34)
XAVIER WOODS (2 wins at 15.41)
JAMIE NOBLE (2 wins at 17.15)
KUNG FU NAKI (1 wins at 16.33)
ENZO AMORE (0 wins at 0)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (0 wins at 0)

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a few 0 wins are now 1 wins and they make the tv shows, only one poor sod remains at nada, and DASH WILDER hasn't got an easy matchup either .....
you'll see a tag team with zero HELLO TEAM THICK but they'll still be on the show, as they are separate from the royal rumble qualifying, same as 205! LIVE, but they'll have the "no wins no show" rule

so one more house show to gogo, and three matches already ready to go .....

on SUPERSTARS it's MR KENNEDY v KEVIN OWENS
on SMACKDOWN LIVE there's THE MEXICOOLS v 3 MINUTE WARNING and JESUS v TITUS O'NEILL

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and if whole thing was like that game of thrones, it would be over in about three more posts, and you'd all complain .....

BUT THIS ISN'T

WE'LL GO THE WAY LONG WAY AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!

BOUNCY BOUNCY

GROUP 1
UTAH - 12 points, 4 wins
SAN ANTONIO - 12 points, 4 wins
SEATTLE - 6 points, 2 wins
L.A. CLIPPERS - 6 points, 2 wins
GOLDEN STATE - 6 points, 2 wins
CHICAGO - 3 points, 1 wins
BOSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
SACRAMENTO - 0 points, 0 wins

BOSTON 118
L.A. CLIPPERS 119

CHICAGO 127
SAN ANTONIO 128

SEATTLE 116
SACRAMENTO 113

UTAH 127
GOLDEN STATE 117

GROUP 2
CLEVELAND - 6 points, 2 wins
MILWALKEE - 6 points, 2 wins
TORONTO - 6 points, 2 wins
DETROIT - 6 points, 2 wins
WASHINGTON - 4 points, 1 wins
L.A. LAKERS - 4 points, 1 wins
PORTLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

L.A. LAKERS 102
TORONTO 114

MILWALKEE 96
DETROIT 93

WASHINGTON 133
PORTLAND 142

GROUP 3
NEW YORK - 12 points, 4 wins
CHARLOTTE - 9 points, 3 wins
ATLANTA - 6 points, 2 wins
MINNESOTA - 3 points, 1 wins
PHOENIX - 3 points, 1 wins
DENVER - 3 points, 1 wins
VANCOUVER - 0 points, 0 wins

VANCOUVER 95
DENVER 102

ATLANTA 124
CHARLOTTE 105

PHOENIX 131
NEW YORK 149

GROUP 4
PHILADELPHIA - 12 points, 4 wins
MIAMI - 9 points, 3 wins
INDIANA - 6 points, 2 wins
ORLANDO - 3 points, 1 wins
HOUSTON - 3 points, 1 wins
NEW JERSEY - 3 points, 1 wins
DALLAS - 0 points, 0 wins

DALLAS 119
NEW JERSEY 125

INDIANA 106
MIAMI 105

HOUSTON 114
PHILADELPHIA 119

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i was going to not have a third level, but i'll keep that, then next time for this i'll change the format to three groups of 9/10/10 and have only a three group of six team levels ..... but that is next time!