mr jenzie's WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

the following post is rated r
simply because of the amount of blood on the ice
that really was a nasty fight

GROUP 1
FINLAND - 15 points, 5 wins
NETHERLANDS - 12 points, 4 wins
FRANCE - 11 points, 3 wins
PORTUGAL - 6 points, 2 wins
CANADA - 3 points, 1 wins

FINLAND 5
PORTUGAL 6

NETHERLANDS 5
CANADA 4

CANADA 4
FINLAND 10

PORTUGAL 6
FRANCE 7

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION - 12 points, 4 wins
GERMANY - 6 points, 2 wins
ITALY - 3 points, 1 wins
SWITZERLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

ITALY 3
SOVIET UNION 7

SWITZERLAND 4
GERMANY 5

GROUP 3
USA - 9 points, 3 wins
SPAIN - 6 points, 2 wins
UNITED KINGDOM - 6 points, 2 wins
ICELAND - 2 points, 0 wins

UNITED KINGDOM 4
USA 9

ICELAND 2
SPAIN 3

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - 9 points, 3 wins
BELGIUM - 9 points, 3 wins
POLAND - 3 points, 1 wins
YUGOSLAVIA - 3 points, 1 wins

YUGOSLAVIA 5
CZECHOSLOVAKIA 6

POLAND 6
BELGIUM 7

GROUP 5
NORWAY - 15 points, 5 wins
DENMARK - 14 points, 4 wins
SWEDEN - 11 points, 3 wins
LUXEMBOURG - 3 points, 1 wins
HUNGARY - 3 points, 1 wins

NORWAY 10
LUXEMBOURG 7

DENMARK 7
SWEDEN 5

SWEDEN 6 (ot)
NORWAY 5

LUXEMBOURG 7
HUNGARY 10

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and the final two rounds will finish up this part of the competition
and remember only the top three go through to the championship level groups
SO BYE BYE CANADA

man they've been inconsistent in my ea hockey champs, the very first world championship i did was only 16 teams, and did a much bigger 1st round qualifying, and they didn't win that!

then their infamous whooping at the hands of HUNGARY in the final, a devastating 7-2 defeat

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and now in a further sad attempt to become more popular on the F.A.N. forums
here's some more SUPER SMASH FLASH 2

and we start with what that wars of star did, with the fourth one, silly sods

LEVEL - YOSHIS ISLAND


GROUP 4


megaman (-2 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
naruto (1 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
zelda (2 score, 7 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
goku (-3 score, 1 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)

naruto (2 score, 7 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
zelda (0 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
goku (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
captain falcon (-1 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

zelda (-2 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
goku (0 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
captain falcon (-2 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
megaman (1 score, 5 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)

goku (-3 score, 2 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
captain falcon (-1 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
megaman (1 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
naruto (2 score, 6 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)

captain falcon (-1 score, 3 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
megaman (-2 score, 3 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
naruto (1 score, 5 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
zelda (-1 score, 3 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)


Q1 - naruto (6 score, 25 ko's, 18 falls, 1 sd's)
Q2 - zelda (-1 score, 18 ko's, 18 falls, 1 sd's)
Q3 - megaman (-2 score, 17 ko's, 16 falls, 3 sd's)
- captain falcon (-5 score, 16 ko's, 19 falls, 2 sd's)
- goku (-7 score, 14 ko's, 19 falls, 2 sd's)

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well it seams that the anime fans are happy today, as THE CLONE WARS goes through to LEVEL ELITE, LINKS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON gets to LEVEL ALPHA and doesn't crash as soon as you do something important, finally BLUE PANTS qualify into LEVEL BETA

unfortunate to say that CAPTAIN FAILURE and CHEW THROUGH MY DRAGON BALL SACK won't be making the party, as they were too drunk to make it ..... and were sick all over my brand new carpet .....

THE BILL IS IN THE POST YA CLOWNS!!!

and on that bombshell it's time to say goodbye ..... GOODBYE *waves*

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

that is NOT the way i wanted to hear your "mother tongue" .....
neither did i want a mouthful of orange jelly either
oh great now i'm upside down
perfect end to the day

LEVEL - CHAOS SHRINE


GROUP 5


chibi-robo (1 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
mr game & watch (-1 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 2 sd's)
pit (-2 score, 2 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
marth (0 score, 3 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)

mr game & watch (-3 score, 3 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
pit (0 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
marth (6 score, 10 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
lloyd (-3 score, 4 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)

pit (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
marth (0 score, 3 ko's, 2 falls, 1 sd's)
lloyd (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
chibi-robo (1 score, 7 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)

marth (-1 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
lloyd (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
chibi-robo (6 score, 11 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
mr game & watch (-3 score, 4 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)

lloyd (-2 score, 2 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
chibi-robo (1 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
mr game & watch (-2 score, 2 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
pit (1 score, 6 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)


Q1 - chibi-robo (9 score, 29 ko's, 19 falls, 1 sd's)
Q2 - marth (5 score, 20 ko's, 14 falls, 1 sd's)
Q3 - pit (-3 score, 17 ko's, 19 falls, 1 sd's)
- lloyd (-8 score, 15 ko's, 23 falls, 0 sd's)
- mr game & watch (-9 score, 14 ko's, 20 falls, 3 sd's)

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do the robot as SATURN 3 takes the place in LEVEL ALPHA and get's to kop a feel with farah fawcett, ECHO BEACH WITHOUT THE MUFFINS plots victory in LEVEL ALPHA, and THE PENDULUM slices into LEVEL BETA

sadly THE MOST ANNOYING NOISE IN THE WORLD and BEEP BOP BETTY BOOP have been future endevoured

so basically
DO you WANT to START a CULT with ME?

it's a simple question
yes or no
*lots of murmuring*

well you have too
you bought the tickets
and there's no resale
sorry

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Yes it's that annoying noying noying
Yes it's that annoying noying noying
Yes it's that annoying noying noying
IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS

if they want a new theme, they might as well go down that route
other than WE ARE THE NEW DAY ..... THE DOMI-NEW DAY .....

LEVEL - WARIOWARE INC


GROUP 6


meta knight (0 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
samus (-3 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
yoshi (-5 score, 4 ko's, 9 falls, 0 sd's)
zero suit samus (4 score, 10 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)

samus (-6 score, 1 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
yoshi (0 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
zero suit samus (-1 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
black mage (5 score, 8 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)

yoshi (-3 score, 4 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)
zero suit samus (1 score, 6 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
black mage (0 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
meta knight (-1 score, 6 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)

zero suit samus (-2 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
black mage (0 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
meta knight (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
samus (1 score, 7 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)

black mage (-1 score, 4 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
meta knight (-3 score, 1 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
samus (0 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
yoshi (2 score, 9 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)


Q1 - black mage (4 score, 23 ko's, 17 falls, 2 sd's)
Q2 - zero suit samus (2 score, 25 ko's, 20 falls, 3 sd's)
Q3 - meta knight (-5 score, 17 ko's, 20 falls, 2 sd's)
- yoshi (-6 score, 22 ko's, 27 falls, 1 sd's)
- samus (-8 score, 18 ko's, 22 falls, 4 sd's)

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please welcome SPOOKY DAVID COPPERFIELD as he walks through a wall and into LEVEL ELITE, SEXY SUIT sends me a restraining order to stop me calling her so she can fight in LEVEL ALPHA in peace, and finally going into LEVEL BETA someone who can't shut up about himself yes it's META ROCKET KNIGHT!

sadly JURASSIC PARK and YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT IT WAS A GIRL all had to get some more new shoes, as theirs were falling apart

now i'm off to sink some battleships with giant sized pegs .....

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

we're at the business end of something that's very important, as we head down to the frozen lake to play some nice friendly ice hockey .....

pity it's 40 centigrade and the waters boiling so no play today

WILL THAT STOP US EH?

GROUP 1
FINLAND - 15 points, 5 wins
NETHERLANDS - 15 points, 5 wins
FRANCE - 11 points, 3 wins
CANADA - 6 points, 2 wins
PORTUGAL - 6 points, 2 wins

FRANCE 8
CANADA 12

FINLAND 6
NETHERLANDS 9

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION - 12 points, 4 wins
GERMANY - 9 points, 3 wins
ITALY - 6 points, 2 wins
SWITZERLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

SWITZERLAND 6
ITALY 7

GERMANY 6
SOVIET UNION 5

GROUP 3
USA - 12 points, 4 wins
SPAIN - 6 points, 2 wins
UNITED KINGDOM - 6 points, 2 wins
ICELAND - 5 points, 1 wins

ICELAND 7
UNITED KINGDOM 3

SPAIN 2
USA 10

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - 12 points, 4 wins
BELGIUM - 9 points, 3 wins
YUGOSLAVIA - 6 points, 2 wins
POLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

POLAND 2
YUGOSLAVIA 7

BELGIUM 5
CZECHOSLOVAKIA 10

GROUP 5
NORWAY - 18 points, 6 wins
DENMARK - 14 points, 4 wins
SWEDEN - 11 points, 3 wins
HUNGARY - 5 points, 1 wins
LUXEMBOURG - 3 points, 1 wins

HUNGARY 8 (ot)
SWEDEN 7

NORWAY 9
DENMARK 7

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well with one round to go we have our first level qualifiers, FINLAND and NETHERLANDS fight it out for the top placings, FRANCE qualify for the THIRD LEVEL

still all to play for in group 2

UNITED STATES are in the ELITE LEVEL, but there's a right old fight for those other two places, will the UNITED KINGDOM claim a place or will i cry once more at our failure ..... so many tears .....

group 4 is like group 2 really, all to puck for!

and finally group five with NORWAY DENMARK and SWEDEN all fitting into to the lego of success, really zero surprise for them being there

OH CANADIA
WHY WERE YOU SO RUBBISH

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEES
and i ain't babbooning about
with the last house show installment before the first of the TV tapings
as some pixel pugilists ready themselves to punchilate each other for the right to qualify for the ROYAL RUMBLE

so yeah ..... get ready

or else you getting on that last train to clarkston .....

WWE @ Bossier City

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
EPICO v JESSE
DANIEL BRYAN v JUSTIN GABRIEL
TYSON KIDD v MAVEN
THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR v DAMIEN SANDOW
MARTY JANNETTY v "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
JUSTIN CREDIBLE v "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL v JOHNNY STAMBOLI
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY v BILL DEMOTT
SAMOA JOE v IDOL STEVENS
MARCUS LOUIS v "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
JOHNNY PARISI v LANCE CADE
JAMAL v TERRY FUNK
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN v MORDECAI
TYLER REKS v VAL VENIS
LUKE GALLOWS v JAMES DICK

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
TEAM THICK v ENZO AND CASS
THE ASCENSION v NEW AGE OUTLAWS
AMERICAN ALPHA v JINDRAK AND CADE
TEAM ANGLE v CADE AND MURDOCH
KYO DAI v LOS MATADORES
KENDRICK AND LONDON v NWO

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
FINN BALOR v "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
DARREN YOUNG v SETH ROLLINS
CHRIS BENOIT v HEIDENREICH
TYSON TOMKO v DOMINO
"DASHING" CODY RHODES v "THE ICON" STING
MASON RYAN v SIN CARA
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO v THE ROCK
VANCE ARCHER v FANDANGO

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
JOHN CENA v "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
BROOKLYN BRAWLER v SCOTT DAWSON
SEAN O'HAIRE v CHAD GABLE
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v CHARLIE HAAS
KEVIN OWENS v SAWYER FULTON
GAVIN SPEARS v DEAN MALENKO
MR KENNEDY v JAKE
HIDEO ITAMI v TEST

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
KENZO SUZUKI v "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
SHAD GASPARD v NICKY
KURT ANGLE v DEAN AMBROSE
MARK JINDRAK v DASH WILDER
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL v "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON
ZACK RYDER v STEVIE RICHARDS
STARDUST v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL v D'LO BROWN
JESUS v KEVIN THORN
MR AMERICA v CAMACHO
KENNY v TITUS O'NEILL
SNITSKY v JOEY MERCURY
JEY USO v CURT HAWKINS
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN v HARDCORE HOLLY
SKIP SHEFFIELD v RENE DUPREE
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR v ROAD DOGG

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
T&A v BWO
FBI v THE MEXICOOLS
DEGENERATION X v THE HIGHLANDERS
MNM v 3 MINUTE WARNING
THE NEW DAY v THE GYMINI
THE HARDY BOYZ v THE EDGEHEADS

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v CHAVO CLASSIC
THE HURRICANE v BRAY WYATT
SYLVAIN GRENIER v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
THE MIZ v SPIKE DUDLEY
MIKEY v KERWIN WHITE
CARLITO v JOHNNY NITRO
TREVOR MURDOCH v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
ANGELO DAWKINS v "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v XAVIER WOODS
ENZO AMORE v JAMIE NOBLE
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR v SPIKE DUDLEY
REY MYSTERIO v PSICOSIS
SHEIK DAIVARI v SUPER CRAZY
SAMI ZAYN v "AIR" EVAN BOURNE
TYSON KIDD v SIN CARA
KUNG FU NAKI v "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE

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will we see the ring collapse under the weight of it's own greatness
or will the fan walk out en masse

results and final tables before the TV tapings tomorrow

don't worry, only three more rounds of this, so i'll finish up the ROYAL RUMBLE cycle by the end of the year .....

THE YEAR 3000
WHERE THEY LIVE UNDERWATER

MY HOUSE
WHO BURNED IT DOWN DAMMIT
AND HOW?!?

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and typically late with the results, but now here they are IN GLORIOUS STEREOCOLOR!

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
JESSE defeated EPICO by POWERBOMB in 13.26
DANIEL BRYAN defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by ROLLING PIN FALL in 17.15
TYSON KIDD defeated MAVEN by MR GANN CLUTCH in 14.18
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR by DYNAMITE KNEE LIFT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 10.30
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK defeated MARTY JANNETTY by HALF NELSON SUPLEX-PINFALL in 9.51
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN by ANGLE CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 22.40
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by MUSCLE BOMB PRESS-PINFALL in 14.33
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by AVALANCHE HOLD-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.33
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY defeated BILL DEMOTT by THE WHIPLASH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.02
SAMOA JOE defeated IDOL STEVENS by NO TOUCH HEADBUTT-BACK HOOL LEG PINFALL in 11.29
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated MARCUS LOUIS by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 8.09
JOHNNY PARISI defeated LANCE CADE by RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.28
TERRY FUNK defeated JAMAL by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-PINFALL in 16.48
MORDECAI defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by THE CRUCIFIX-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.02
TYLER REKS defeated VAL VENIS by SCHOOL BOY in 17.29
LUKE GALLOWS defeated JAMES DICK by GALLOWS POLE-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 23.08

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
ENZO AND CASS defeated TEAM THICK by AVALANCHE HOLD-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.08
THE ASCENSION defeated NEW AGE OUTLAWS by ORIGINAL BACKFROP-PINFALL in 33.41
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 26.11
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated TEAM ANGLE by BULLDOGGING HEADLOCK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 21.41
KYO DAI defeated LOS MATADORES by DEATH VALLEY BOMB-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.47
NWO defeated KENDRICK AND LONDON by BOSTON CRAB in 22.21

nXt - (JACK DOANE)
FINN BALOR defeated "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM by DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 16.13
SETH ROLLINS defeated DARREN YOUNG by STOMPING-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.22
HEIDENREICH defeated CHRIS BENOIT by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.50
TYSON TOMKO defeated DOMINO by JACK HAMMER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.14
"THE ICON" STING defeated "DASHING" CODY RHODES by DIVING BODY ATTACK in 13.13
SIN CARA defeated MASON RYAN by HURACANRANA in 13.33
THE ROCK defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 17.05
FANDANGO defeated VANCE ARCHER by COMPLETE SHOT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.44

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
JOHN CENA defeated "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER by BACKSLIDE in 15.10
SCOTT DAWSON defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.59
CHAD GABLE defeated SEAN O'HAIRE by BACKDROP HOLD in 19.30
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS defeated CHARLIE HAAS by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.36
SAWYER FULTON defeated KEVIN OWENS by MANHATTEN DROP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.26
DEAN MALENKO defeated GAVIN SPEARS by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH in 12.28
JAKE defeated MR KENNEDY by SIDE ROLLER STUNNER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.43
TEST defeated HIDEO ITAMI by AMERICAN HOOK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.05

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
KENZO SUZUKI defeated "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by STN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.50
SHAD GASPARD defeated NICKY by THUGNIFICENT-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 5.53
KURT ANGLE defeated DEAN AMBROSE by ANKLE HOLD in 15.11
MARK JINDRAK defeated DASH WILDER by MARK OF EXCELLENCE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.14
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated "ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON by FORCE STRAIGHT PUNCH-PINFALL in 19.37
STEVIE RICHARDS defeated ZACK RYDER by JUMPING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 17.54
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING defeated STARDUST by CHIN CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.22
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL defeated D'LO BROWN by FLYING BODY CROSS-PINFALL in 10.32
KEVIN THORN defeated JESUS by SIDE ROLL STUNNER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.36
MR AMERICA defeated CAMACHO by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-PINFALL in 18.14
TITUS O'NEILL defeated KENNY by SPINE BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.05
SNITSKY defeated JOEY MERCURY by JUMP FRONT HIGH KICK-BOTH HAND PRESS PIN in 8.25
JEY USO defeated CURT HAWKINS by SUPER KICK-HOOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.14
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN defeated HARDCORE HOLLY by FRONBT SUPLEX WHIP-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.38
RENE DUPREE defeated SKIP SHEFFIELD by DEATH VALLEY DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.15
ROAD DOGG defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by JUMPING PILE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.11

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
T&A defeated BWO by MUSCLE BOMB PRESS-PINFALL in 14.09
FBI defeated THE MEXICOOLS by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH in 24.33
DEGENERATION X defeated THE HIGHLANDERS by THE PEDIGREE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 17.20
MNM defeated 3 MINUTE WARNING by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 19.10
THE GYMINI defeated THE NEW DAY by SIDE ROLL STUNNER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.31
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated THE EDGEHEADS by BRAINBUSTER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 31.06

MAIN EVENT - (JUSTIN KING)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated CHAVO CLASSIC by THE POUNCE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 19.20
BRAY WYATT defeated THE HURRICANE by STRIKING LARIAT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.17
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated SYLVAIN GRENIER by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.56
THE MIZ defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by SKULL CRUSHING FINALE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.40
MIKEY defeated KERWIN WHITE by AVALANCHE POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 10.12
CARLITO defeated JOHNNY NITRO by BACKSTABBER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.54
TREVOR MURDOCH defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by BULLDOGGING HEADLOCK-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.14
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by GIANT KICK-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.47

205 LIVE! - (CHAD PATTON)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated XAVIER WOODS by SUPER KICKI-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.42
JAMIE NOBLE defeated ENZO AMORE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 10.54
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.49
REY MYSTERIO defeated PSICOSIS by SUPER RANA-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.04
SUPER CRAZY defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by JAPANESE LEG ROLL CLUTCH IN 20.15
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated SAMI ZAYN by LA MAGISTRAL in 19.10
SIN CARA defeated TYSON KIDD by TORBELLINO-JACKKNIFE HOLF in 10.37
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated KUNG FU NAKI by RED ARROW-PINFALL in 13.28

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what this means to who is in what matches on the Tv tapings?
well, you'll just have to wait won't you .....
I'M NOT MADE OF POSTS YOU KNOW!!!


no
it'll be the next post
hopefully a bit quicker than this one eh?


which it will be

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and it is!

because the wait is finally over, as you're about to find out the final points of the first TV taping cycle
ISN'T IT EGGSITING FOLKS!

i had three eggs for breckfast today
fried them up
and they made the shape of a CATS HEAD!
they even had wee ears too
it was funny
i larfed
then i ate them
they were delicious

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (7 wins at 8.42)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (7 wins at 12.03)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (5 wins at 7.14)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (5 wins at 7.54)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (5 wins at 8.18)
DAMIEN SANDOW (5 wins at 8.51)
TERRY FUNK (5 wins at 8.58)
MORDECAI (5 wins at 9.12)
TYLER REKS (5 wins at 9.22)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (5 wins at 9.27)
JAMAL (5 wins at 9.41)
SAMOA JOE (5 wins at 9.5)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (4 wins at 9.39)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (4 wins at 9.58)
JESSE (4 wins at 10.29)
LUKE GALLOWS (4 wins at 10.3)
TYSON KIDD (4 wins at 14.18)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (3 wins at 10.22)
BILL DEMOTT (3 wins at 11.5)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (3 wins at 13.02)
JAMES DICK (3 wins at 13.05)
JOHNNY PARISI (3 wins at 13.48)
MARTY JANNETTY (2 wins at 10.16)
DANIEL BRYAN (2 wins at 11.53)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (2 wins at 12.56)
LANCE CADE (1 wins at 8.32)
MAVEN (1 wins at 11.11)
VAL VENIS (1 wins at 11.13)
MARCUS LOUIS (1 wins at 11.56)
EPICO (1 wins at 14.3)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (1 wins at 17.01)
IDOL STEVENS (1 wins at 23.55)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (7 wins at 14.32)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (5 wins at 15.21)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (5 wins at 18.17)
JINDRAK AND CADE (4 wins at 18.36)
THE ASCENSION (4 wins at 20.3)
AMERICAN ALPHA (4 wins at 22.55)
CADE AND MURDOCH (3 wins at 19.34)
KYO DAI (3 wins at 19.42)
ENZO AND CASS (3 wins at 20.08)
TEAM ANGLE (3 wins at 22.37)
LOS MATADORES (1 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0)

nXt
HEIDENREICH (6 wins at 9.33)
DARREN YOUNG (6 wins at 14.11)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (5 wins at 10.05)
MASON RYAN (4 wins at 6.57)
FINN BALOR (4 wins at 7.04)
SETH ROLLINS (4 wins at 7.15)
TYSON TOMKO (4 wins at 10.09)
VANCE ARCHER (4 wins at 10.49)
THE ROCK (4 wins at 11.09)
"THE ICON" STING (3 wins at 12.23)
SIN CARA (3 wins at 13.33)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (3 wins at 14.11)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (2 wins at 9.41)
FANDANGO (2 wins at 12.44)
CHRIS BENOIT (1 wins at 15.42)
DOMINO (1 wins at 21.01)

SUPERSTARS
JOHN CENA (6 wins at 12.22)
SEAN O'HAIRE (5 wins at 10.53)
KEVIN OWENS (4 wins at 7.39)
MR KENNEDY (4 wins at 7.47)
TEST (4 wins at 7.54)
JAKE (4 wins at 10.55)
DEAN MALENKO (4 wins at 11.08)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (4 wins at 12.09)
CHARLIE HAAS (4 wins at 15.52)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (3 wins at 9.18)
SAWYER FULTON (3 wins at 14.26)
CHAD GABLE (3 wins at 19.3)
HIDEO ITAMI (2 wins at 9.02)
GAVIN SPEARS (2 wins at 13.27)
SCOTT DAWSON (2 wins at 13.59)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (1 wins at 20.2)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
SHAD GASPARD (6 wins at 5.53)
SNITSKY (6 wins at 8.19)
DEAN AMBROSE (6 wins at 8.49)
KEVIN THORN (6 wins at 11.34)
MR AMERICA (6 wins at 11.53)
JESUS (5 wins at 8.58)
KURT ANGLE (5 wins at 9)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (5 wins at 9.57)
KENZO SUZUKI (5 wins at 11.25)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (5 wins at 11.34)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (5 wins at 13.37)
TITUS O'NEILL (4 wins at 7.18)
STARDUST (4 wins at 9)
MARK JINDRAK (4 wins at 9.14)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (4 wins at 10.32)
JOEY MERCURY (3 wins at 8.35)
JEY USO (3 wins at 10.46)
STEVIE RICHARDS (3 wins at 11.11)
HARDCORE HOLLY (3 wins at 12.42)
ROAD DOGG (3 wins at 14.11)
RENE DUPREE (3 wins at 14.29)
D'LO BROWN (2 wins at 11.17)
CAMACHO (2 wins at 12.17)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (2 wins at 13.03)
NICKY (2 wins at 13.15)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (2 wins at 13.37)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (2 wins at 16.38)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 wins at 13.06)
CURT HAWKINS (1 wins at 14.59)
KENNY (1 wins at 17.34)
ZACK RYDER (1 wins at 17.4)
DASH WILDER (0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
T&A (5 wins at 14.09)
DEGENERATION X (5 wins at 17.2)
FBI (4 wins at 12.16)
THE NEW DAY (4 wins at 16.54)
3 MINUTE WARNING (4 wins at 17.35)
MNM (4 wins at 18.09)
THE HARDY BOYZ (4 wins at 26.57)
THE GYMINI (3 wins at 16.42)
THE HIGHLANDERS (3 wins at 17.16)
THE MEXICOOLS (3 wins at 20)
BWO (1 wins at 18.06)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (7 wins at 10.27)
CARLITO (5 wins at 10.59)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (5 wins at 11.12)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (5 wins at 11.16)
THE MIZ (5 wins at 11.4)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (5 wins at 12.31)
BRAY WYATT (4 wins at 10.24)
JOHNNY NITRO (4 wins at 11.37)
TREVOR MURDOCH (4 wins at 13.05)
MIKEY (2 wins at 10.12)
SPIKE DUDLEY (2 wins at 12.3)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (2 wins at 12.42)
ANGELO DAWKINS (2 wins at 13.01)
CHAVO CLASSIC (2 wins at 15.56)
THE HURRICANE (1 wins at 12.28)
KERWIN WHITE (1 wins at 18.27)

205 LIVE!
SIN CARA (7 wins at 7.19)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (6 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (6 wins at 10.25)
PSICOSIS (6 wins at 10.52)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (5 wins at 11.12)
REY MYSTERIO (4 wins at 9.59)
SAMI ZAYN (4 wins at 11.39)
JAMIE NOBLE (3 wins at 10.54)
TYSON KIDD (3 wins at 11.21)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (3 wins at 11.59)
SPIKE DUDLEY (3 wins at 13.19)
SHEIK DAIVARI (2 wins at 12.34)
XAVIER WOODS (2 wins at 15.41)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (1 wins at 12.42)
KUNG FU NAKI (1 wins at 16.33)
ENZO AMORE (0 wins at 0)

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bad news for all you DASH WILDER and ENZO AMORE fans on here, and i know there are quite a few they will NOT be on the TV tapings, as they got a grand score of NADA POINTS!

for DASH WILDER there will be no ROYAL RUMBLE qualifying for you matey
and since 205! LIVE will have their own ROYAL RUMBLE match, ENZO AMORE will also miss the opportunity

and if you are eagle eyed like Action Man, you'll also notice TEAM THICK didn't get a win either, but there a tag team, and Spike Software can't bloody make a triple tag match type to save them DAMN THEIR EYES they will be on the TV tapings as tag teams don't need a ROYAL RUMBLE!

so that's the only thing left for me to post, the TV taping matches
and if you are clever and have read all this nonsense already
you'll know who is in which match now
for the rest of you .....
DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU!

that's right
you're all back in school now
'cos this is what you all go to school for
then you brag about it to your friends
and that nice teacher is never seen again .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

phew
after much gnashing of teeth
squinting of eyes
and wiggling of ears
i have the first TV TAPING matches sorted
did them slightly differently as i prescribed
so their even more convoluted
and involve more of their fastest winning times
but you don't have to worry about that
let me do that
'COS ALL YOU DO IS SIT THERE
AND READ THIS!


so
let's not get any authorities involved shall we
and here's those matches on your actual tv sets .....

WWE RAW at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (TIM WHITE)

ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER v "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA v "CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK v DAMIEN SANDOW v TERRY FUNK
MORDECAI v TYLER REKS v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN v JAMAL v SAMOA JOE
JUSTIN CREDIBLE v "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
JESSE v LUKE GALLOWS v TYSON KIDD
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN v BILL DEMOTT
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY v JAMES DICK v JOHNNY PARISI
MARTY JANNETTY v DANIEL BRYAN v JUSTIN GABRIEL
LANCE CADE v MAVEN v VAL VENIS v MARCUS LOUIS
EPICO v JOHNNY STAMBOLI v IDOL STEVENS

WWE RAW at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
NWO v NEW AGE OUTLAWS
KENDRICK AND LONDON v JINDRAK AND CADE
THE ASCENSION v AMERICAN ALPHA
CADE AND MURDOCH / ENZO AND CASS v KYO DAI / TEAM ANGLE
LOS MATADORES v TEAM THICK

WWE nXt at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (JACK DOANE)

ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

HEIDENREICH v DARREN YOUNG
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM v MASON RYAN v FINN BALOR v SETH ROLLINS
TYSON TOMKO v VANCE ARCHER v THE ROCK
"THE ICON" STING v SIN CARA v "DASHING" CODY RHODES
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO v FANDANGO
CHRIS BENOIT v DOMINO

WWE Superstars at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (J KORDERAS)

ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

JOHN CENA v SEAN O'HAIRE
KEVIN OWENS v MR KENNEDY in a STEEL CAGE MATCH
TEST v JAKE v DEAN MALENKO v "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v CHARLIE HAAS
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER v SAWYER FULTON v CHAD GABLE
HIDEO ITAMI v GAVIN SPEARS v SCOTT DAWSON v BROOKLYN BRAWLER

WWE Smackdown Live! at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (CHARLES ROBINSON)

ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

SHAD GASPARD v SNITSKY v DEAN AMBROSE
KEVIN THORN v MR AMERICA
JESUS v TITUS O'NEILL in a BEST OF THREE MATCH
KURT ANGLE v "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL
KENZO SUZUKI v SKIP SHEFFIELD v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
JOEY MERCURY v JEY USO v STEVIE RICHARDS v HARDCORE HOLLY
ROAD DOGG v RENE DUPREE
D'LO BROWN v CAMACHO v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING v NICKY v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR v "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON v CURT HAWKINS
KENNY v ZACK RYDER

WWE Smackdown Live! at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
T&A v DEGENERATION X
FBI v THE NEW DAY
3 MINUTE WARNING v THE MEXICOOLS in a TORNADO MATCH
MNM v THE HARDY BOYZ
THE GYMINI v THE HIGHLANDERS
BWO v THE EDGEHEADS

WWE Main Event at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (JUSTIN KING)

ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v CARLITO
SYLVAIN GRENIER v "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA v THE MIZ v "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE
BRAY WYATT v JOHNNY NITRO v TREVOR MURDOCH
MIKEY v SPIKE DUDLEY v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER v ANGELO DAWKINS v CHAVO CLASSIC
THE HURRICANE v KERWIN WHITE

WWE 205 Live! At the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (CHAD PATTON)

201! LIVE ROYAL RUMBLE QUALIFIERS

SIN CARA v "AIR" EVAN BOURNE
SUPER CRAZY v PSICOSIS
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE v REY MYSTERIO v SAMI ZAYN
JAMIE NOBLE v TYSON KIDD v "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR v SPIKE DUDLEY
SHEIK DAIVARI v XAVIER WOODS
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v KUNG FU NAKI

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so finally we come down to it, our first main matches to determine the first raft of ROYAL RUMBLE qualifiers
but what happens after, says everyone
well
the second set of TV taping qualifiers, if you want to KEEP your qualifying place
you have to KEEP WINNING
otherwise mr pixel wrestler you, you'll have to hope you have a good enough overall score to be part of it .....
THE SIXTY FOUR CAW ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

match THAT, so called SuperShowDownShow!!!


but hark
did i hear someone yelling THERE'S MORE?
yes you did
because i might be adding a WOMENS DIVISION
just add to the overall complexity
but we'll see if i do that
but for now
I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU
ACHOO

damn cold


*note*
i don't have a cold
DON'T JINX ME

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

man has it been three and a half months since i did the last rugby results?
that's how slow i am folks


the penultimate round, where will all those teams end up, and how many times will i change the format before sticking with JUST ONE?!?
even now i'm flipflopping ..... LITERALLY not ACTUALLY


thought that would be funny
FOR YOU


GROUP 1
AUSTRALIA - 9 points, 3 wins
NEW ZEALAND - 9 points, 3 wins
ITALY - 3 points, 1 wins
SPAIN - 3 points, 1 wins
CZECH REPUBLIC - 0 points, 0 wins

NEW ZEALAND 51
CZECH REPUBLIC 10

ITALY 31
SPAIN 7

GROUP 2
FRANCE - 9 points, 3 wins
IRELAND - 9 points, 3 wins
UNITED STATES - 4 points, 1 wins
ZIMBABWE - 1 points, 0 wins
NAMIBIA - 0 points, 0 wins

FRANCE 54
NAMIBIA 20

ZIMBABWE 50
IRELAND 77

GROUP 3
WESTERN SAMOA - 9 points, 3 wins
ARGENTINA - 9 points, 3 wins
IVORY COAST - 3 points, 1 wins
WALES - 3 points, 1 wins
CANADA - 0 points, 0 wins

CANADA 39
WESTERN SAMOA 48

ARGENTINA 34
WALES 28

GROUP 4
ENGLAND - 12 points, 4 wins
ROMANIA - 6 points, 2 wins
FIJI - 3 points, 1 wins
PORTUGAL - 3 points, 1 wins
MOROCCO - 0 points, 0 wins

PORTUGAL 30
MOROCCO 12

ROMANIA 19
ENGLAND 33

GROUP 5
SOUTH AFRICA - 9 points, 3 wins
JAPAN - 6 points, 2 wins
NETHERLANDS - 4 points, 1 wins
URUGUAY - 3 points, 1 wins
SWEDEN - 1 points, 0 wins

SOUTH AFRICA 30
JAPAN 20

URUGUAY 20
SWEDEN 10

GROUP 6
SCOTLAND - 9 points, 3 wins
TONGA - 9 points, 3 wins
RUSSIA - 3 points, 1 wins
LATVIA - 3 points, 1 wins
GERMANY - 0 points, 0 wins

SCOTLAND 63
GERMANY 15

LATVIA 17
RUSSIA 10

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yep that aussie/zealand finale is coming, winner get's to play in the six nations
france will defeat the americans to take the top spot ..... sorry guys
same in group 3 as WESTERN SAMOA and ARGENTINA fight it out for the group victory
only the minor places in group 4 as those rotters england run way with it
japan need a big points turnaround against uruguay to snatch the group win, this group can still change bit time
and scotland versus tonga finishes off an exciting final round of qualifying matches

will stick to every team being part of their "six nations" championship, winner will upgrade their draw position, last place will downgrade theirs

'tis yer lot for now

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

"..... with four koalas and a tin of greasepaint .....

later on tonight there's I Love Mario, Truxton Of Dock Green, and the very first episode of Tic Tac Toe

that's all on MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORT
THE F.A.N. FORUMS STATION OF THE FUTURE!

but now it's time to welcome the rest of the internet, who understandably opt out of their own gawping at cat videos / that new fangled electronic shopping lark / robot hentai, to join us here in this special anniversary!

yes exactly nine months, twenty five days and 17 hours after the ..... start ..... of our launch, i'm proud to present AT LAST ..... the last two groups of the SUPER SMASH FLASH 2 competition i am running!

*titles roll*

LEVEL - STEEL DIVER


GROUP 7


isaac (2 score, 5 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)
luffy (-5 score, 2 ko's, 6 falls, 1 sd's)
bomberman (1 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
shiek (0 score, 5 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)

luffy (-7 score, 2 ko's, 9 falls, 0 sd's)
bomberman (2 score, 7 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
shiek (-5 score, 2 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)
sandbag (9 score, 15 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)

bomberman (0 score, 4 ko's, 3 falls, 1 sd's)
shiek (-4 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 2 sd's)
sandbag (5 score, 11 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
isaac (-5 score, 0 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)

shiek (-1 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
sandbag (4 score, 8 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
isaac (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
luffy (-3 score, 4 ko's, 7 falls, 0 sd's)

sandbag (5 score, 10 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
isaac (-3 score, 1 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
luffy (-3 score, 2 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
bomberman (0 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)


Q1 - sandbag (23 score, 44 ko's, 21 falls, 0 sd's)
Q2 - bomberman (3 score, 22 ko's, 16 falls, 3 sd's)
Q3 - isaac (-7 score, 11 ko's, 17 falls, 1 sd's)
- shiek (-10 score, 15 ko's, 21 falls, 4 sd's)
- luffy (-18 score, 10 ko's, 27 falls, 1 sd's)

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and to the surprise of no one, A BAG OF SAND wins by a landslide, probably because he's a bag of sand

FAMILY GUY SEASON 2 EPISODE 3 came in second, and yet he didn't turn into a murderous octopus intent on world domination

third and final quailfier was that guy that Hans Gruber wanted released in Die Hard, from GOLDEN (day) dawn ..... he read about it in Time Magazine hehe

fourth and fifth and subsequently unlucky in love, PRETEND ZELDA and ONE PIECE TWO PIECE BLOWPIECE BLUE PIECE all end up on the editing floor, and will eventually be up on some blooper show with an aged and desperate for money Sonic The Hedgehog showing alongside clips of Crash Bandicoot getting run over "accidentally" by Dr Cortez ..... Lara Croft actor Angelina Jolie throwing Lara Croft actor Alicia Vikander "accidentally" into an actual tomb ..... and to cap off four hours of riveting television the Asteroid Ship "accidentally" blowing itself up!

---

*trumpets*

THIS PLAQUE
COMEMORATES
THE LUNCH OF
MR JENZIES WORLD OF SPORT PRETEND

24 Nov 2018 at 7:25pm 20 Apr 2019 at 5:02pm
20 Apr 2019 at 8:07pm 20 Apr 2019 at 10:33pm
14 Jun 2019 at 12:58am 14 Jun 2019 at 1:17am
14 Jun 2019 at 1:38am a few seconds ago

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

STOP SHOOTING ROCKETS
AT MY THREAD F.A.N.!!!

LEVEL - GANGPLANK GALLEON


GROUP 8


link (2 score, 6 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
bandana dee (-2 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
bowser (-1 score, 5 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
wario (1 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

bandana dee (3 score, 9 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
bowser (-2 score, 4 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
wario (0 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)
mario (-2 score, 3 ko's, 5 falls, 0 sd's)

bowser (0 score, 6 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
wario (-2 score, 4 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
mario (-1 score, 4 ko's, 4 falls, 1 sd's)
link (0 score, 5 ko's, 3 falls, 2 sd's)

wario (-3 score, 3 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
mario (-2 score, 2 ko's, 4 falls, 0 sd's)
link (4 score, 7 ko's, 3 falls, 0 sd's)
bandana dee (1 score, 7 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)

mario (-3 score, 3 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
link (2 score, 8 ko's, 6 falls, 0 sd's)
bandana dee (-1 score, 5 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)
bowser (0 score, 6 ko's, 5 falls, 1 sd's)


Q1 - link (8 score, 26 ko's, 16 falls, 2 sd's)
Q2 - bandana dee (1 score, 24 ko's, 22 falls, 1 sd's)
Q3 - bowser (-3 score, 21 ko's, 22 falls, 2 sd's)
- wario (-4 score, 18 ko's, 22 falls, 0 sd's)
- mario (-8 score, 12 ko's, 19 falls, 1 sd's)

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well la de dah it's ROBIN 'OOD who nicks all the gold and runs off like a lady

BANANAMAN scores into the second level

and ETTE TU BOWS is our final qualifier for all this by typically being sneaky and strange

alas for the two who didn't make it through ..... it's sibling rivalry time as brothers from the same mother, as MARIO V WARIO fight over a painting while skiiing down a model mountain

now if you'll excuse me, i'm off to rob a bank and betray my best friend .....

OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN SHOT!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and at last we come to the business end of this SUPER SMASH FLASH 2 competition
the LEVELS have been sorted by placing talking clocks on their bellies and whatever time it tells, that's where they are drawn into
and the draw is thus

LEVEL ELITE-SEMI FINAL 1

sandbag
chibi-robo
ness
black mage

LEVEL ELITE-SEMI FINAL 2

luigi
link
naruto
jigglypuff

LEVEL ALPHA-SEMI FINAL 1

marth
zero suit samus
peach
pikachu

LEVEL ALPHA-SEMI FINAL 2

bomberman
bandana dee
zelda
fox mccloud

LEVEL BETA-SEMI FINAL 1

ichigo
pit
pichu
donkey kong

LEVEL BETA-SEMI FINAL 2

megaman
bowser
meta knight
isaac

so a busy day comes to an end, after a loooooooooooong gap between postings, our first MR JENZIES WORLD OF PRETEND SPORTS FINALS is upon us

so DON'T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL
WE GOT IT ALL ON F.A.N. FORUMS .....

WHEEL
OF
SPATULAS!!!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

will i have something funny to say for this round of FPWR SUPERFEDS 4.0?

naw

let's get on with the unlarking about and post them TV TAPING results, and subsequent pointage and ladderings!

the matches are already posted up above so stop being lazy bums, you know what's going on

IT'S ..... RESULTS TIME!
THERE'S ROYAL RUMBLE POINTS TO BE WON AAAARRRR

WWE RAW at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (TIM WHITE)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated "AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER by OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 22.04
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA by NUTCRACKER SUITE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.05
DAMIEN SANDOW defeated "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK and TERRY FUNK by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 24.17
MORDECAI defeated TYLER REKS and "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN and JAMAL and SAMOA JOE by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 16.42
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by SCHMIDT BACKBREAKER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 16.32
TYSON KIDD defeated JESSE and LUKE GALLOWS by MOONSAULT PRESS in 19.48
BILL DEMOTT defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 9.50
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY defeated JAMES DICK and JOHNNY PARISI by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 22.21
MARTY JANNETTY defeated DANIEL BRYAN and JUSTIN GABRIEL by HALF BOSTON CRAB in 16.08
MAVEN defeated LANCE CADE and VAL VENIS and MARCUS LOUIS by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.03
IDOL STEVENS defeated EPICO and JOHNNY STAMBOLI by PINFALL in 28.37

WWE RAW at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
NWO defeated NEW AGE OUTLAWS by OUTLAWS EDGE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 19.52
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by SLICED BREAD 2-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 18.33
AMERICAN ALPHA defeated THE ASCENSION by EXPLODER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 20.06
CADE AND MURDOCH / ENZO AND CASS defeated KYO DAI / TEAM ANGLE by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 27.51
LOS MATADORES defeated TEAM THICK by SLEEPER DROP-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 32.18

WWE nXt at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (JACK DOANE)
HEIDENREICH defeated DARREN YOUNG by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.12
SETH ROLLINS defeated "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM and MASON RYAN and FINN BALOR by GERMAN SUPLEX in 10.53
VANCE ARCHER defeated TYSON TOMKO and THE ROCK by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 23.13
"DASHING" CODY RHODES defeated "THE ICON" STING and SIN CARA by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.45
FANDANGO defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by RAPID FACE CRUSHER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.16
CHRIS BENOIT defeated DOMINO by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 10.28

WWE Superstars at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas - (J KORDERAS)
SEAN O'HAIRE defeated JOHN CENA by SENTON ATOMICO-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.20
KEVIN OWENS defeated MR KENNEDY in a STEEL CAGE MATCH by POP UP POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.42
TEST defeated JAKE and DEAN MALENKO and "THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS and CHARLIE HAAS by DOCTOR BOMB in 13.38
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER defeated SAWYER FULTON and CHAD GABLE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 13.46
HIDEO ITAMI defeated GAVIN SPEARS and SCOTT DAWSON and BROOKLYN BRAWLER by VERTICAL TIGER SUPLEX in 12.26

WWE Smackdown Live! at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
DEAN AMBROSE defeated SHAD GASPARD by PINFALL in 20.12
MR AMERICA defeated KEVIN THORN by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-PINFALL in 19.40
JESUS defeated TITUS O'NEILL in a BEST OF THREE FALLS MATCH by 2 FALLS TO 1
(FALL 1) TITUS O'NEILL defeated JESUS by CLASH OF THE TITUS-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 13.51
(FALL 2) JESUS defeated TITUS O'NEILL by NECK HANGING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 3.50
(FALL 3) JESUS defeated TITUS O'NEILL by DIVING BODY ATTACK in 11.37
KURT ANGLE defeated "COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL by ANKLE HOLD in 18.00
KENZO SUZUKI defeated SKIP SHEFFIELD and "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.40
JEY USO defeated JOEY MERCURY and STEVIE RICHARDS and HARDCORE HOLLY by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.56
RENE DUPREE defeated ROAD DOGG by DUPREE DRIVER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 10.20
CAMACHO defeated D'LO BROWN and "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING and NICKY and "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR and "NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.23
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON defeated CURT HAWKINS by TWISTED SPINE BUSTER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.26
KENNY defeated ZACK RYDER by LIGHTNING SPEED in 15.57

WWE Smackdown Live! at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (SCOTT ARMSTRONG)
DEGENERATION X defeated T&A by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 22.39
THE NEW DAY defeated FBI by RAW DIVING ELBOWDROP in 19.19
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated THE MEXICOOLS in a TORNADO MATCH by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 11.49
MNM defeated THE HARDY BOYZ by KO (CRITICAL) in 19.09
THE HIGHLANDERS defeated THE GYMINI by JUMPING HIP ATTACK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.39
BWO defeated THE EDGEHEADS by TOWER HACKER BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 27.56

WWE Main Event at the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (JUSTIN KING)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated CARLITO by THE POUNCE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.13
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated SYLVAIN GRENIER and "THE ANIMAL" BATISTA and THE MIZ by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 11.11
JOHNNY NITRO defeated BRAY WYATT and TREVOR MURDOCH by PINFALL in 15.11
ANGELO DAWKINS defeated MIKEY and SPIKE DUDLEY and "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER and CHAVO CLASSIC by BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.01
THE HURRICANE defeated KERWIN WHITE by MOONSAULT ATTACK-PINFALL in 19.03

WWE 205 Live! At the Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas - (CHAD PATTON)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE defeated SIN CARA by ULTRA HURACANRANA in 9.26
SUPER CRAZY defeated PSICOSIS by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 14.18
REY MYSTERIO defeated "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE and SAMI ZAYN by ANGLE ROLLING PIN in 21.22
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR defeated JAMIE NOBLE and TYSON KIDD and SPIKE DUDLEY by SIDE ARM HOLD in 18.37
SHEIK DAIVARI defeated XAVIER WOODS by MAGIC CARPET RIDE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.00
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated KUNG FU NAKI by SUPER KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 12.45

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

oh we ain't done yet peeps, because HERE COMES MONGO!!!

.....

no wait, MR MONGO couldn't make it, he had to refit his ride ..... to a buffalo!

and these tables are not the ones you were looking for oh no, these are special tables as they also have the all important ROYAL RUMBLE POINTS integrated using super science and stuff i found in Dr Demento's lair! and they will be concurrent scoring, with the most RR points/wins and then their fastest win time, and the TOP SIXTY FOUR of MONDAY NIGHT RAW/nXt/SUPERSTARS/SMACKDOWN LIVE/MAIN EVENT will be in the ROYAL RUMBLE! 205 LIVE will have their own and that get's a wee bit complicated, as the top eight are in the 205 LIVE title tournament, while the two (or however many) in the actual title match, the eight below will be in the 205 LIVE ROYAL RUMBLE! the tag teams will just have their own title tournament to look forward too

now the ROYAL RUMBLE POINTS will determine who's in the big event, but the normal tables to decide who's in which title ladder will be posted at the end

there will be a test at the end of this

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (1 Royal Rumble points, 8 wins at 12.03)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 7.54)
DAMIEN SANDOW (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 8.51)
MORDECAI (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 9.12)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.58)
TYSON KIDD (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 14.18)
BILL DEMOTT (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 11.5)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 13.02)
MARTY JANNETTY (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 10.16)
MAVEN (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 11.11)
IDOL STEVENS (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 23.55)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (0 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 8.42)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 7.14)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 8.18)
TERRY FUNK (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 8.58)
TYLER REKS (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.22)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.27)
JAMAL (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.41)
SAMOA JOE (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.5)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 9.39)
JESSE (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.29)
LUKE GALLOWS (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.3)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 10.22)
JAMES DICK (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 13.05)
JOHNNY PARISI (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 13.48)
DANIEL BRYAN (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 11.53)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 12.56)
LANCE CADE (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 8.32)
VAL VENIS (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 11.13)
MARCUS LOUIS (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 11.56)
EPICO (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 14.3)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 17.01)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
NWO (8 wins at 14.32)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (6 wins at 18.17)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (5 wins at 15.21)
AMERICAN ALPHA (5 wins at 22.55)
JINDRAK AND CADE (4 wins at 18.36)
CADE AND MURDOCH (4 wins at 19.34)
ENZO AND CASS (4 wins at 20.08)
THE ASCENSION (4 wins at 20.3)
KYO DAI (3 wins at 19.42)
TEAM ANGLE (3 wins at 22.37)
LOS MATADORES (2 wins at 26.26)
TEAM THICK (0 wins at 0)

nXt
HEIDENREICH (1 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 9.33)
SETH ROLLINS (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 7.15)
VANCE ARCHER (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 10.49)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 14.11)
FANDANGO (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 12.44)
CHRIS BENOIT (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 15.42)
DARREN YOUNG (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 14.11)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 10.05)
MASON RYAN (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 6.57)
FINN BALOR (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 7.04)
TYSON TOMKO (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.09)
THE ROCK (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 11.09)
"THE ICON" STING (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 12.23)
SIN CARA (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 13.33)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 9.41)
DOMINO (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 21.01)

SUPERSTARS
SEAN O'HAIRE (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 10.53)
KEVIN OWENS (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 7.39)
TEST (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 7.54)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 9.18)
HIDEO ITAMI (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 9.02)
JOHN CENA (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 12.22)
MR KENNEDY (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 7.47)
JAKE (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.55)
DEAN MALENKO (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 11.08)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 12.09)
CHARLIE HAAS (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 15.52)
SAWYER FULTON (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 14.26)
CHAD GABLE (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 19.3)
GAVIN SPEARS (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.27)
SCOTT DAWSON (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.59)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 20.2)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
DEAN AMBROSE (1 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 8.49)
MR AMERICA (1 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 11.53)
JESUS (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 8.58)
KURT ANGLE (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 9)
KENZO SUZUKI (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 11.25)
JEY USO (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.46)
RENE DUPREE (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 14.29)
CAMACHO (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 12.17)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.06)
KENNY (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 17.34)
SHAD GASPARD (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 5.53)
SNITSKY (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 8.19)
KEVIN THORN (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 11.34)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.57)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.34)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 13.37)
TITUS O'NEILL (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 7.18)
STARDUST (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 9)
MARK JINDRAK (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 9.14)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.32)
JOEY MERCURY (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 8.35)
STEVIE RICHARDS (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 11.11)
HARDCORE HOLLY (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 12.42)
ROAD DOGG (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 14.11)
D'LO BROWN (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 11.17)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.03)
NICKY (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.15)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 13.37)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 16.38)
CURT HAWKINS (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 14.59)
ZACK RYDER (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 17.4)
DASH WILDER (0 Royal Rumble points, 0 wins at 0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
DEGENERATION X (6 wins at 17.2)
T&A (5 wins at 14.09)
THE NEW DAY (5 wins at 16.54)
3 MINUTE WARNING (5 wins at 17.35)
MNM (5 wins at 18.09)
FBI (4 wins at 12.16)
THE HIGHLANDERS (4 wins at 17.16)
THE HARDY BOYZ (4 wins at 26.57)
THE GYMINI (3 wins at 16.42)
THE MEXICOOLS (3 wins at 20)
BWO (2 wins at 18.06)
THE EDGEHEADS (1 wins at 29.12)

MAIN EVENT
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (1 Royal Rumble points, 8 wins at 10.27)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (1 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 12.31)
JOHNNY NITRO (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.37)
ANGELO DAWKINS (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 13.01)
THE HURRICANE (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 12.28)
THE MIZ (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.4)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.16)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.12)
CARLITO (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 10.59)
TREVOR MURDOCH (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 13.05)
BRAY WYATT (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 10.24)
CHAVO CLASSIC (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 15.56)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 12.42)
SPIKE DUDLEY (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 12.3)
MIKEY (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 10.12)
KERWIN WHITE (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 18.27)

205 LIVE!
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (1 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 9.21)
SUPER CRAZY (1 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 10.25)
REY MYSTERIO (1 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 9.59)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (1 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 11.59)
SHEIK DAIVARI (1 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 12.34)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (1 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 12.42)
SIN CARA (0 Royal Rumble points, 7 wins at 7.19)
PSICOSIS (0 Royal Rumble points, 6 wins at 10.52)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (0 Royal Rumble points, 5 wins at 11.12)
SAMI ZAYN (0 Royal Rumble points, 4 wins at 11.39)
JAMIE NOBLE (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 10.54)
TYSON KIDD (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 11.21)
SPIKE DUDLEY (0 Royal Rumble points, 3 wins at 13.19)
XAVIER WOODS (0 Royal Rumble points, 2 wins at 15.41)
KUNG FU NAKI (0 Royal Rumble points, 1 wins at 16.33)
ENZO AMORE (0 Royal Rumble points, 0 wins at 0)

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

now i haven't gotten around to do the spreadsheet on the future matches, as this whole thing is taking it's time and it will be in the year eleventybillion before the end of the schedule, so there will be less numbers of HOUSE SHOWS to get to the TV TAPINGS, 3 or 4 should do, and we can all get there quicker .....

and if ANYONE get's lairy
i WILL TURN THIS CAR BACK AROUND!!!


oh and also changed the ROYAL RUMBLE POINTS, now it's just the culmination of wins of the TV TAPINGS and not what i said all that time ago ..... eh you'll see .....

NEXT TIME

the penultimate round of the basketballs

sleep tight

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

YOU GOT TO FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYYY .....

but not dressed like THAT young lady


you'll put this big unflattering granny shawl on and like it!

no it isn't cool and fashionable ..... COME BACK HERE!
*door slams*
dammit
young kids these days eh


and GOOD NEWS EVERYONE that isn't copywrite infringing on futurama, it's a totally different good news everyone!

I HAVE A SECRET FETISH

it involves lots of females laying on a bouncy mat in skimpy outfits being tied up with ropes and getting pinned to the ground roughly .....

.....

oh wait

it's the OTHER ONE isn't it

the wrestling one

right?


that's right, the threat i posted earlier was indeed a promise, and i have put in the female of the species in the FPWR SUPERfeds 4.0, as i created each shows womens division ..... and the matches are there in the listings

using another of the very excellent CAW makers DJKM77 save WOMANS WRESTLING, and doing the same silly thing in picking out who is where and why and also how

and shortened the schedule from brain spamming to a far more manageable 3-3-4 house shows mixing up the fixture listings and also plonking in some random matchups too finishing the house shows with a 1v1v1v1 for the singles and 4v4 for the tag teams at the end, but the tv tapings matches will still be calculated the same way, number of wins and quickest winning time ..... but this time if the CAW has no points they'll still be on

also rejiggered the spreadsheet so it's far simpler for my far simple head, 'cos i needed to sort them out per show AND royal rumble sort too! all on one handy block to cut and paste and let the wookie do the hard work ..... sod off he get's paid enough!

COWABUNGLE DUDES

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
SAMOA JOE v JESSE
MARCUS LOUIS v "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY
JOHNNY PARISI v "ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL
JAMAL v JUSTIN CREDIBLE
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN v "AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER
TYLER REKS v MARTY JANNETTY
LUKE GALLOWS v "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR
JAMES DICK v TYSON KIDD
VAL VENIS v DANIEL BRYAN
MORDECAI v EPICO
TERRY FUNK v JUSTIN GABRIEL
LANCE CADE v MAVEN
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY v DAMIEN SANDOW
IDOL STEVENS v "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK
BILL DEMOTT v "THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN
JOHNNY STAMBOLI v "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (JACK DOANE)
ENZO AND CASS v NEW AGE OUTLAWS
THE ASCENSION v KYO DAI
JINDRAK AND CADE v NWO
TEAM ANGLE v KENDRICK AND LONDON
CADE AND MURDOCH v AMERICAN ALPHA
LOS MATADORES v TEAM THICK

nXt - (JUSTIN KING)
TYSON TOMKO v "THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM
"DASHING" CODY RHODES v CHRIS BENOIT
MASON RYAN v DARREN YOUNG
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO v FINN BALOR
VANCE ARCHER v SETH ROLLINS
FANDANGO v HEIDENREICH
THE ROCK v DOMINO
SIN CARA v "THE ICON" STING

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
CHARLIE HAAS v "ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER
CHAD GABLE v SAWYER FULTON
SCOTT DAWSON v DEAN MALENKO
JOHN CENA v JAKE
BROOKLYN BRAWLER v TEST
SEAN O'HAIRE v HIDEO ITAMI
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS v MR KENNEDY
KEVIN OWENS v GAVIN SPEARS

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR v "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING
STEVIE RICHARDS v D'LO BROWN
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON v KEVIN THORN
DASH WILDER v CAMACHO
DEAN AMBROSE v TITUS O'NEILL
NICKY v JOEY MERCURY
KENZO SUZUKI v CURT HAWKINS
SHAD GASPARD v HARDCORE HOLLY
KURT ANGLE v RENE DUPREE
MARK JINDRAK v ROAD DOGG
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL v "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR
ZACK RYDER v SKIP SHEFFIELD
STARDUST v "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL v JEY USO
JESUS v SNITSKY
MR AMERICA v KENNY

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (MIKE CHIODA)
BWO v MNM
THE NEW DAY v DEGENERATION X
THE HARDY BOYZ v FBI
THE EDGEHEADS v T&A
THE GYMINI v THE MEXICOOLS
3 MINUTE WARNING v THE HIGHLANDERS

MAIN EVENT - (CHAD PATTON)
CARLITO v BRAY WYATT
TREVOR MURDOCH v ANGELO DAWKINS
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON v "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER
THE HURRICANE v SYLVAIN GRENIER
SPIKE DUDLEY v JOHNNY NITRO
MIKEY v CHAVO CLASSIC
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v THE MIZ
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA v KERWIN WHITE

205 LIVE! - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
XAVIER WOODS v "THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE
SIN CARA v KUNG FU NAKI
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE v TYSON KIDD
SUPER CRAZY v SAMI ZAYN
PSICOSIS v SHEIK DAIVARI
SPIKE DUDLEY v REY MYSTERIO
JAMIE NOBLE v "THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE v ENZO AMORE

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - (MIKE CHIODA)
IVELISSE v PEGGY PATTERSON
RACHAEL DIAZ v COMMAND BOLSHOI
FARMERS DAUGHTER v KAORU
ANGELA FONG v ALEXA BLISS
ATHENA v HAVOK
FABULOUS MOOLAH v MOLLY HOLLY
JESSICA JAMES v CHERRY BOMB
"THE SCANDINAVIAN SWEETHEART" MIA SVENSSON v "THE AMAZON" AJA KONG

nXt (WOMEN) - (EARL HEBNER)
SU YUNG v PRODIGETTE
CUTY SUZUKI v XANDRA BALE
DAWN MARIE v "THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA
KC SPINELLI v TONI ROSE
"THE FOX" RUSTEE THOMAS v BULL NAKANO
TINA SAN ANTONIO v MARIA KANELLIS

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN) - (PJ DRUMMOND)
EVELYN STEWART v "THE SIN CITY VIXEN" DANYAH
BRITTNEY SAVAGE v MARIKO YOSHIDA
SANTANA GARRETT v HOLLYWOOD
SUSAN STARR v "CRAZY" MARY DOBSON
LA ROSA NEGRA v TORI
PHOENIX v MAYUMI OZAKI

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - (MARK CURTIS)
MISS KITTY v CANDICE PARDUE
MAKI UEDA v JAZZ
TRISH STRATUS v "FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA
MARTI BELLE v JACQUELINE
DESIRE v GAIL KIM
LINDA GONZALEZ v "THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE
ANGELUS LAYNE v JACKIE SATO
CANDICE MICHELLE v JENNIFER BLAKE

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
VICKI WILLIAMS v "SWEET" GEORGIA BROWN
ASYA v TYGRESS
SAVANNAH SUMMERS v CHEERLEADER MELISSA
YUU YAMAGATA v ETHEL BROWN
LORELEI LEE v "MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY
KAY NOBLE v EMI SAKURA

DIVAS LIVE! (WOMEN) - (TARYN TERREL)
TSUKASA FUJIMOTO v "THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE
SASHA BANKS v MISS KITTY
ALEXA BLISS v SALINAS
CANDI DEVINE v CAYLEE TURNER
NIDIA v KRISSY VAINE
SHAZZA MCKENZIE v DAFFNEY
CAMERON v LA ROSA NEGRA
MISTY BLUE SIMMES v JENNIFER BLAKE

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

RESULTS TIME FOLKS

as we head into week two of this very very long and super protracted exercise in futility .....

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES) - (TIM WHITE)
SAMOA JOE defeated JESSE by DEATH VALLEY BOMB-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.47
MARCUS LOUIS defeated "THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY by SPINE DROP-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.35
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL defeated JOHNNY PARISI by POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 14.38
JAMAL defeated JUSTIN CREDIBLE by FIRE THINDER-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 12.27
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER defeated "HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN by ANGLE CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.24
TYLER REKS defeated MARTY JANNETTY by ANGLE ROLLING PIN in 10.48
LUKE GALLOWS defeated "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR by POWERSLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.28
TYSON KIDD defeated JAMES DICK by MR. GANN CLUTCH in 18.12
DANIEL BRYAN defeated VAL VENIS by ROLLING PIN FALL in 14.26
MORDECAI defeated EPICO by SIDE ROLL STUNNER-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 13.41
TERRY FUNK defeated JUSTIN GABRIEL by AMERICAN HOOK-PINFALL in 9.52
MAVEN defeated LANCE CADE by HALO DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.07
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY defeated DAMIEN SANDOW by AMERICAN PUNCH RUSH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.50
IDOL STEVENS defeated "MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK by SUPER BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.49
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN defeated BILL DEMOTT by PELTING LIFT UP SLAM-PINFALL in 15.38
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA defeated JOHNNY STAMBOLI by STRIKING LARIAT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 19.18

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS) - (JACK DOANE)
ENZO AND CASS defeated NEW AGE OUTLAWS by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 21.02
THE ASCENSION defeated KYO DAI by TIGERDRIVER-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 24.04
NWO defeated JINDRAK AND CADE by JACKKNIFE BOWERBOMB-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 29.02
KENDRICK AND LONDON defeated TEAM ANGLE by NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX in 21.41
CADE AND MURDOCH defeated AMERICAN ALPHA by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.33
LOS MATADORES defeated TEAM THICK by JACKKNIFE HOLD in 24.52

nXt - (JUSTIN KING)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM defeated TYSON TOMKO by LEG SPIN-PINFALL in 11.07
CHRIS BENOIT defeated "DASHING" CODY RHODES by STRIKING LARIAT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.09
MASON RYAN defeated DARREN YOUNG by STRIKING LIFTUP SLAM-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 9.10
FINN BALOR defeated "SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.04
SETH ROLLINS defeated VANCE ARCHER by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 8.37
HEIDENREICH defeated FANDANGO by CHOKE SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 9.28
THE ROCK defeated DOMINO by SHARPSHOOTER in 17.23
"THE ICON" STING defeated SIN CARA by FLYING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 6.20

SUPERSTARS - (J KORDERAS)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER defeated CHARLIE HAAS by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 12.36
CHAD GABLE defeated SAWYER FULTON by BACKDROP HOLD in 16.17
DEAN MALENKO defeated SCOTT DAWSON by BACKSLIDE in 20.38
JOHN CENA defeated JAKE by STF in 14.48
TEST defeated BROOKLYN BRAWLER by DOCTOR BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.58
HIDEO ITAMI defeated SEAN O'HAIRE by KNEE KICK TO PLAIN-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 13.04
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS defeated MR KENNEDY by SWEET CHIN MUSIC-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.48
KEVIN OWENS defeated GAVIN SPEARS by POP UP POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 9.24

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR defeated "DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING by DIVING BODY ATTACK in 15.20
D'LO BROWN defeated STEVIE RICHARDS by HEADBUTT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 15.19
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON defeated KEVIN THORN by TIGERDRIVER-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 15.48
CAMACHO defeated DASH WILDER by JUMPING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.09
DEAN AMBROSE defeated TITUS O'NEILL by PINFALL in 14.09
NICKY defeated JOEY MERCURY by LEG FEED ENZUIGIRI-PINFALL in 12.50
KENZO SUZUKI defeated CURT HAWKINS by SPEAR-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 22.54
SHAD GASPARD defeated HARDCORE HOLLY by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 9.34
RENE DUPREE defeated KURT ANGLE by DUPREE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.47
ROAD DOGG defeated MARK JINDRAK by PUMP HANDLE SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 21.56
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL defeated "SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR by EXPLODER-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 13.31
ZACK RYDER defeated SKIP SHEFFIELD by BACKSLIDE in 14.13
STARDUST defeated "BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN by DIAMOND DUST-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 19.40
JEY USO defeated "PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL by ELBOW BUNT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.06
JESUS defeated SNITSKY by STOMPING (STOMACH)-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 12.22
MR AMERICA defeated KENNY by SHEER DROP BACKDROP-PINFALL in 11.31

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS) - (MIKE CHIODA)
MNM defeated BWO by PEACE CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 20.58
THE NEW DAY defeated DEGENERATION X by RAW DIVING ELBOWDROP in 28.32
THE HARDY BOYZ defeated FBI by TWIST OF FATE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 24.48
T&A defeated THE EDGEHEADS by THESZ PRESS-PINFALL in 26.01
THE MEXICOOLS defeated THE GYMINI by TIGERDRIVER-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 23.12
3 MINUTE WARNING defeated THE HIGHLANDERS by CHOKE SLEEPER in 22.49

MAIN EVENT - (CHAD PATTON)
BRAY WYATT defeated CARLITO by SISTER ABIGAIL-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 17.05
TREVOR MURDOCH defeated ANGELO DAWKINS by SCHOOL BOY in 17.05
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON defeated "THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER by LARGE ROLLING DDT-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 14.54
THE HURRICANE defeated SYLVAIN GRENIER by EYE OF THE HURRICANE-BACK HOOK LEG PINFALL in 17.34
JOHNNY NITRO defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 10.21
CHAVO CLASSIC defeated MIKEY by HURACANRANA in 19.26
THE MIZ defeated "PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.48
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA defeated KERWIN WHITE by HIGN ANGLE BODY SLAM-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 15.53

205 LIVE! - (CHARLES ROBINSON)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE defeated XAVIER WOODS by MOONSAULT PRESS-PINFALL in 17.39
SIN CARA defeated KUNG FU NAKI by AVALANCHE PRESS-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 9.04
TYSON KIDD defeated "AIR" EVAN BOURNE by FISHERMAN DDT-JACKKNIFE HOLD in 13.17
SAMI ZAYN defeated SUPER CRAZY by TORNADO DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.22
PSICOSIS defeated SHEIK DAIVARI by JUMPING POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 11.12
REY MYSTERIO defeated SPIKE DUDLEY by LA MAGISTRAL in 11.13
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR defeated JAMIE NOBLE by STOMACH CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.02
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE defeated ENZO AMORE by BEAUTY SHOT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.31

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN) - (MIKE CHIODA)
PEGGY PATTERSON defeated IVELISSE by BACKSLIDE in 13.53
COMMAND BOLSHOI defeated RACHAEL DIAZ by JACKKNIFE HOLD in 11.52
KAORU defeated FARMERS DAUGHTER by FIRE JUMP POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 10.16
ANGELA FONG defeated ALEXA BLISS by FLYING MARE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.19
HAVOK defeated ATHENA by KO in 7.01
FABULOUS MOOLAH defeated MOLLY HOLLY by PENDULUM BACKBREAKER-PINFALL in 19.16
CHERRY BOMB defeated JESSICA JAMES by BSE-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.17
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG defeated "THE SCANDINAVIAN SWEETHEART" MIA SVENSSON by BACK KNUCKLE-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 11.55

nXt (WOMEN) - (EARL HEBNER)
SU YUNG defeated PRODIGETTE by HURRICANE DRIVER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.56
XANDRA BALE defeated CUTY SUZUKI by TOP ROPE ROLLUP PIN in 8.14
"THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA defeated DAWN MARIE by UPPER ELBOW SMASH-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 15.24
KC SPINELLI defeated TONI ROSE by FINAL CUT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.03
BULL NAKANO defeated "THE FOX" RUSTEE THOMAS by NAKANO POSEIDON-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.09
MARIA KANELLIS defeated TINA SAN ANTONIO by BACKSLIDE in 11.17

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN) - (PJ DRUMMOND)
EVELYN STEWART defeated "THE SIN CITY VIXEN" DANYAH by SCHMIDT BACKBREAKER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 11.50
MARIKO YOSHIDA defeated BRITTNEY SAVAGE by "SCHWEIN"-BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 14.38
SANTANA GARRETT defeated HOLLYWOOD by SHORT ELBOW-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 9.59
"CRAZY" MARY DOBSON defeated SUSAN STARR by COBRA CLAW in 19.58
TORI defeated LA ROSA NEGRA by HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 13.59
MAYUMI OZAKI defeated PHOENIX by FIRE POWERBOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 12.08

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN) - (MARK CURTIS)
MISS KITTY defeated CANDICE PARDUE by BULLDOGGING HEADLOCK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.15
JAZZ defeated MAKI UEDA by DIVING BODY PRESS-PINFALL in 14.49
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA defeated TRISH STRATUS by CROSS ARM SUPLEX in 18.26
JACQUELINE defeated MARTI BELLE by SWING DDT-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 16.03
GAIL KIM defeated DESIRE by SCHOOL BOY in 16.13
"THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE defeated LINDA GONZALEZ by LA MAGISTRAL in 9.21
JACKIE SATO defeated ANGELUS LAYNE by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 16.57
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated CANDICE MICHELLE by LEG SCISSORS-PINFALL in 16.53

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN) - (DRAKE WUERTZ)
VICKI WILLIAMS defeated "SWEET" GEORGIA BROWN by PINFALL in 16.42
ASYA defeated TYGRESS by BOTH HANDS PRESS PIN in 17.26
CHEERLEADER MELISSA defeated SAVANNAH SUMMERS by "SCHWEIN"-HOOKED LEG PPINFALL in 13.16
ETHEL BROWN defeated YUU YAMAGATA by DROP KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 17.35
"MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY defeated LORELEI LEE by SMALL PACKAGE HOLD in 21.42
EMI SAKURA defeated KAY NOBLE by FEMALE BODY SLAM-PINFALL in 10.29

DIVAS! LIVE (WOMEN) - (TARYN TERREL)
"THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE defeated TSUKASA FUJIMOTO by HIGH ANGLE BODY SLAM-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.47
SASHA BANKS defeated MISS KITTY by FACE CRUSHER-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 18.48
SALINAS defeated ALEXA BLISS by TOE KICK-HOOKED LEG PINFALL in 14.55
CAYLEE TURNER defeated CANDI DEVINE by HURACANRANA in 18.35
KRISSY VAINE defeated NIDIA by NECK HANGING BOMB-DOUBLE LEG HOOK FALL in 10.55
SHAZZA MCKENZIE defeated DAFFNEY by FLYING ROLLING PIN in 13.53
LA ROSA NEGRA defeated CAMERON by KO in 15.35
JENNIFER BLAKE defeated MISTY BLUE SIMMES by KO in 16.51

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good start to the womens division
couple of KO's and two right at the end
fairer sex my ass


could have some interesting champs at the end of this royal rumble .....

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

and the tables, don't worry the combined scores are perfectly safe, and will be posted after the second tv tapings

WEEK 02 - ROAD TO ROYAL RUMBLE

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (SINGLES)
TERRY FUNK (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.52)
TYLER REKS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-10.48)
"AMERCIAN BAD ASS" THE UNDERTAKER (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.24)
JAMAL (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.27)
SAMOA JOE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.47)
MAVEN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.07)
MORDECAI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.41)
"CHAIR SWINGING FREAK" BALLS MAHONEY (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.5)
DANIEL BRYAN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.26)
MARCUS LOUIS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.35)
"ROAD WARRIOR" ANIMAL (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.38)
"THE IMMORTAL" HULK HOGAN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.38)
IDOL STEVENS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.49)
LUKE GALLOWS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.28)
TYSON KIDD (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-18.12)
"THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER" UMAGA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.18)
"MANLIEST MAN" BIFF BUSICK (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
BILL DEMOTT (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DAMIEN SANDOW (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
EPICO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JAMES DICK (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JESSE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"HACKSAW" JIM DUGGAN (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JOHNNY PARISI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JOHNNY STAMBOLI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JUSTIN CREDIBLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JUSTIN GABRIEL (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
LANCE CADE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MARTY JANNETTY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE CON MAN" ROB CONWAY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
VAL VENIS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (TAG TEAMS)
CADE AND MURDOCH (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.33)
ENZO AND CASS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-21.02)
KENDRICK AND LONDON (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-21.41)
THE ASCENSION (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-24.04)
LOS MATADORES (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-24.52)
NWO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-29.02)
JINDRAK AND CADE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
NEW AGE OUTLAWS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TEAM THICK (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
AMERICAN ALPHA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TEAM ANGLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KYO DAI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

nXt
"THE ICON" STING (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-6.2)
SETH ROLLINS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-8.37)
MASON RYAN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.1)
HEIDENREICH (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.28)
"THE WHOLE F'N SHOW" ROB VAN DAM (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.07)
FINN BALOR (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.04)
CHRIS BENOIT (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.09)
THE ROCK (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.23)
"DASHING" CODY RHODES (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DARREN YOUNG (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DOMINO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
FANDANGO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"SICILIAN SHOOTER" NUNZIO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SIN CARA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TYSON TOMKO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
VANCE ARCHER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

SUPERSTARS
KEVIN OWENS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.24)
"ONE MAN BAND" HEATH SLATER (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.36)
TEST (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.58)
HIDEO ITAMI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.04)
JOHN CENA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.48)
CHAD GABLE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.17)
"THE HEARTBREAK KID" SHAWN MICHAELS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.48)
DEAN MALENKO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-20.38)
BROOKLYN BRAWLER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CHARLIE HAAS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
GAVIN SPEARS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JAKE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MR KENNEDY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SAWYER FULTON (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SCOTT DAWSON (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SEAN O'HAIRE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (SINGLES)
SHAD GASPARD (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.34)
JEY USO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.06)
MR AMERICA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.31)
JESUS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.22)
NICKY (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.5)
"COMMISIONER" WILLIAM REGAL (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.31)
CAMACHO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.09)
DEAN AMBROSE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.09)
ZACK RYDER (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.13)
RENE DUPREE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.47)
D'LO BROWN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.19)
"NATURE BOY" RIC FLAIR (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.2)
"ENFORCER" CW ANDERSON (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.48)
STARDUST (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.4)
ROAD DOGG (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-21.56)
KENZO SUZUKI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-22.54)
"BAD ASS" BILLY GUNN (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CURT HAWKINS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"DASTARDLY" DANNY DORING (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DASH WILDER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"SQUIRE" DAVE TAYLOR (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
HARDCORE HOLLY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JOEY MERCURY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KENNY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KEVIN THORN (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KURT ANGLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MARK JINDRAK (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"PIRATE" PAUL BIRCHILL (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SKIP SHEFFIELD (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SNITSKY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
STEVIE RICHARDS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TITUS O'NEILL (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (TAG TEAMS)
MNM (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-20.58)
3 MINUTE WARNING (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-22.49)
THE MEXICOOLS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-23.12)
THE HARDY BOYZ (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-24.48)
T&A (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-26.01)
THE NEW DAY (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-28.32)
THE HIGHLANDERS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
FBI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DEGENERATION X (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
THE EDGEHEADS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
THE GYMINI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
BWO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

MAIN EVENT
JOHNNY NITRO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-10.21)
THE MIZ (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.48)
"ALPHA MALE" MARCUS VON CON (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.54)
"THE ANIMAL" BATISTA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.53)
BRAY WYATT (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.05)
TREVOR MURDOCH (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.05)
THE HURRICANE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.34)
CHAVO CLASSIC (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.26)
ANGELO DAWKINS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CARLITO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE ALL AMERICAN AMERICAN" JACK SWAGGER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KERWIN WHITE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MIKEY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SPIKE DUDLEY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SYLVAIN GRENIER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

205 LIVE!
SIN CARA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.04)
"THE DEMON KING" FINN BALOR (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.02)
PSICOSIS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.12)
REY MYSTERIO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.13)
TYSON KIDD (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.17)
"PRINCE PRETTY" TYLER BREEZE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.31)
SAMI ZAYN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.22)
"THE MAN GRAVITY FORGOT" ADRIAN NEVELLE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.39)
SHEIK DAIVARI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
ENZO AMORE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"AIR" EVAN BOURNE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JAMIE NOBLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KUNG FU NAKI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SPIKE DUDLEY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SUPER CRAZY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
XAVIER WOODS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

MONDAY NIGHT RAW (WOMEN)
HAVOK (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-7.01)
KAORU (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-10.16)
CHERRY BOMB (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.17)
COMMAND BOLSHOI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.52)
"THE AMAZON" AJA KONG (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.55)
ANGELA FONG (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.19)
PEGGY PATTERSON (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.53)
FABULOUS MOOLAH (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.16)
ALEXA BLISS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
ATHENA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
FARMERS DAUGHTER (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
IVELISSE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
JESSICA JAMES (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE SCANDINAVIAN SWEETHEART" MIA SVENSSON (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MOLLY HOLLY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
RACHAEL DIAZ (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

nXt (WOMEN)
XANDRA BALE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-8.14)
KC SPINELLI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.03)
BULL NAKANO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.09)
MARIA KANELLIS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.17)
SU YUNG (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.56)
"THE NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD" CHYNA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.24)
CUTY SUZUKI (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DAWN MARIE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
PRODIGETTE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE FOX" RUSTEE THOMAS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TINA SAN ANTONIO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TONI ROSE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

SUPERSTARS (WOMEN)
SANTANA GARRETT (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.59)
EVELYN STEWART (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-11.5)
MAYUMI OZAKI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-12.08)
TORI (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.59)
MARIKO YOSHIDA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.38)
"CRAZY" MARY DOBSON (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-19.58)
BRITTNEY SAVAGE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
"THE SIN CITY VIXEN" DANYAH (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
HOLLYWOOD (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
LA ROSA NEGRA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
PHOENIX (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SUSAN STARR (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

SMACKDOWN LIVE! (WOMEN)
"THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-9.21)
MISS KITTY (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.15)
JAZZ (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.49)
JACQUELINE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.03)
GAIL KIM (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.13)
JENNIFER BLAKE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.53)
JACKIE SATO (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.57)
"FLYING ANGEL" MANAMI TOYOTA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-18.26)
ANGELUS LAYNE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CANDICE MICHELLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CANDICE PARDUE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DESIRE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
LINDA GONZALEZ (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MAKI UEDA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MARTI BELLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TRISH STRATUS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

MAIN EVENT (WOMEN)
EMI SAKURA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-10.29)
CHEERLEADER MELISSA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.16)
VICKI WILLIAMS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.42)
ASYA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.26)
ETHEL BROWN (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-17.35)
"MOOLAH" THE SPIDER LADY (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-21.42)
"SWEET" GEORGIA BROWN (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
KAY NOBLE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
LORELEI LEE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
SAVANNAH SUMMERS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TYGRESS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
YUU YAMAGATA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

DIVAS! LIVE (WOMEN)
KRISSY VAINE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-10.55)
SHAZZA MCKENZIE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-13.53)
"THE JERSEY SHORE" COOKIE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.47)
SALINAS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-14.55)
LA ROSA NEGRA (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-15.35)
JENNIFER BLAKE (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-16.51)
CAYLEE TURNER (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-18.35)
SASHA BANKS (RR-0 WINS-1 TIME-18.48)
ALEXA BLISS (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CAMERON (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
CANDI DEVINE (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
DAFFNEY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MISS KITTY (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
MISTY BLUE SIMMES (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
NIDIA (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)
TSUKASA FUJIMOTO (RR-0 WINS-0 TIME-0)

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

there's a kind of hush
all over the worl
BANGBANG
BAAAAAAANG
BANGBANGBANGBANG
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
FIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

yes it's ice hockey time, the final round of group games

GROUP 1
NETHERLANDS - 18 points, 6 wins
FINLAND - 15 points, 5 wins
FRANCE - 11 points, 3 wins
PORTUGAL - 8 points, 2 wins
CANADA - 6 points, 2 wins

NETHERLANDS 10
FRANCE 8

CANADA 5
PORTUGAL 6 (ot)

..... CANADA SUCKS
they literally ARE tottingham hotspur!!!

GROUP 2
SOVIET UNION - 15 points, 5 wins
ITALY - 9 points, 3 wins
GERMANY - 9 points, 3 wins
SWITZERLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

ITALY 4
GERMANY 3

SOVIET UNION 10
SWITZERLAND 7

the SOVIET UNION do the clean sweep and go into the elite group, ITALY sneak ahead of GERMANY

GROUP 3
USA - 15 points, 5 wins
SPAIN - 9 points, 3 wins
UNITED KINGDOM - 6 points, 2 wins
ICELAND - 5 points, 1 wins

UNITED KINGDOM 6
SPAIN 9

USA 9
ICELAND 5

and their great rivals the USA also sweep the clean
UNITED KINGDOM ..... you had ONE job dammit!

GROUP 4
CZECHOSLOVAKIA - 15 points, 5 wins
BELGIUM - 12 points, 4 wins
YUGOSLAVIA - 6 points, 2 wins
POLAND - 3 points, 1 wins

YUGOSLAVIA 7
BELGIUM 8

CZECHOSLOVAKIA 9
POLAND 4

two excellent teams but only one into the elite group

GROUP 5
NORWAY - 18 points, 6 wins
DENMARK - 14 points, 4 wins
SWEDEN - 13 points, 3 wins
HUNGARY - 8 points, 2 wins
LUXEMBOURG - 3 points, 1 wins

DENMARK 4
HUNGARY 6

SWEDEN 6 (ot)
LUXEMBOURG 5

deary me SWEDEN, winning in overtime only get's you two points, and that stopped you going into the second level!

okay that's the business end of this competition done and dusted

now the main groupings

ELITE LEVEL
NETHERLANDS
SOVIET UNION
USA
CZECHOSLOVAKIA
NORWAY

SECOND LEVEL
FINLAND
ITALY
SPAIN
BELGIUM
DENMARK

THIRD LEVEL
FRANCE
GERMANY
UNITED KINGDOM
YUGOSLAVIA
SWEDEN

QUALIFYING
*FIFTH PLACE in THIRD LEVEL*
PORTUGAL
LUXEMBOURG
SWITZERLAND
ICELAND
POLAND
CANADA
LUXEMBOURG

now the format will be, these will be the statutory group formats from now on, because i don't change this enough!

one goes up one does down
second top faces second bottom in two legs
last in THIRD LEVEL joins QUALIFYING teams in two legged knockout games, winner goes into THIRD LEVEL ..... so not the UNITED KINGDOM then

idiots