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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 11, 2018 20:23:30 GMT -5
Your excuses all go here...
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 11, 2018 20:31:02 GMT -5
Every year we sing the same song for Santa. No matter how much we practice. No matter what adjustments we make. It's never good enough for the old man.
Mrs. Claus is cool, though.
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Dec 11, 2018 20:44:06 GMT -5
Because I was too busy BANGIN' YOUR MOM!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2018 20:46:17 GMT -5
It’s my first day.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 11, 2018 20:46:33 GMT -5
I SWEAR I HEARD SNAKE PLISSCLAUS WAS DEAD!!!  |
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 11, 2018 20:59:42 GMT -5
I didn't want to go
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Dec 11, 2018 21:01:34 GMT -5
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 11, 2018 21:26:11 GMT -5
It's far from my favorite Will Ferrell film.  |
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Dec 11, 2018 21:49:19 GMT -5
I was on the toilet. If Mrs. Clause offers you a slice of fruitcake... SAY NO!!!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Dec 11, 2018 22:00:00 GMT -5
If I can't practice, I can't practice man. If I'm hurt, I'm hurt. I mean … simple as that. It ain't about that... I mean it's... It's not about that... At all. You know what I'm saying I mean... But it's...it's easy … to, to talk about... It's easy to sum it up when you're just talking about practice. We're sitting in here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about practice. I mean, listen, we're talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, we talking about practice. Not a game. Not, not … Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last. Not the game, but we're talking about practice, man. I mean, how silly is that? … And we talking about practice. I know I supposed to be there. I know I'm supposed to lead by example... I know that... And I'm not.. I'm not shoving it aside, you know, like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I do. I honestly do... But we're talking about practice man. What are we talking about? Practice? We're talking about practice, man.
[laughter from the media crowd]
We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice. We ain't talking about the game.
[more laughter]
We're talking about practice, man. When you come to the arena, and you see me play, you see me play don't you? You've seen me give everything I've got, right? But we're talking about practice right now. We talking about practice. Man look, I hear you... it's funny to me too, I mean it's strange... it's strange to me too, but we're talking about practice man, we're not even talking about the game... the actual game, when it matters... We're talking about practice.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 11, 2018 23:04:26 GMT -5
Sorry, but my friend Ernie needed some advice on his cookies. That also explains this gut.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 11, 2018 23:06:27 GMT -5
You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight. I say your name is Finlay and WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!
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Post by Perd on Dec 11, 2018 23:15:32 GMT -5
One of the reindeer had a huge red pimple on his nose. Took me all day to saw that sucker off.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 11, 2018 23:49:15 GMT -5
Because I took a wrong turn and ended up at ALF practice instead. HA, I KILL ME!
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SmashTV
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Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Dec 12, 2018 7:18:58 GMT -5
It's March.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 12, 2018 9:29:30 GMT -5
I was sittin’ in my room listenin’ to Sly and the Family Stone.
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Dec 12, 2018 10:24:14 GMT -5
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high
Though my eyes could see, I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think, I still was a madman
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 12, 2018 11:09:37 GMT -5
I’m off the deep end, watch me dive in
I’ll never meet the ground
Crash through the surface, where they can’t hurt us
We’re far from Elf Practice nooooow
At Elf Practice, at Elf Practice
At Elf Practice, at Elf Practice
At Elf Practice, at Elf Practice
We’re far from Elf Practice noooooow
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Post by Bad Moon on Dec 12, 2018 13:33:23 GMT -5
Why do we even need to practice? We're already proficient with longbows and longswords from birth.
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No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Dec 12, 2018 15:55:43 GMT -5
I was at home, washing my tights!
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