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Post by MrElijah on May 27, 2021 14:07:24 GMT -5
Goddamn. They gonna get his ass and get it good. Man forget under the jail, they gonna build a new jail over him.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2021 15:15:54 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 8, 2021 17:18:49 GMT -5
He'll represent himself in court and sing his entire defence.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 8, 2021 17:42:12 GMT -5
He'll represent himself in court and sing his entire defence. I want to see this more than you could possibly imagine.
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Post by thechase on Jun 9, 2021 1:32:49 GMT -5
Next album title: "Indefensible"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 9, 2021 3:46:28 GMT -5
He'll represent himself in court and sing his entire defence. I want to see this more than you could possibly imagine. "Your honour.......Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.....woo........uh huh.....lemme tell ya........she was young....yeahhhh......but she looked so fine......she came up to my room......and I poured her some wine.....ohhhhh......there's somethin....I gotta confess.........I laid on the bed.....oh yeah.......and I watched her undress.......you gotta know something.....about the details of the crime..............she was only fifteen.....and I was forty nine.....so keep it on the down lowwwwwww.........her parents didn't have to knowwwwww!!!!!
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 9, 2021 3:49:35 GMT -5
He'll represent himself in court and sing his entire defence. I want to see this more than you could possibly imagine. In a stunning twist, he is represented by 6ix9ine.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 6, 2021 13:15:03 GMT -5
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 5, 2021 3:14:21 GMT -5
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 5, 2021 5:56:01 GMT -5
Hopefully he'll get his reckoning for being the Jimmy Saville of RnB.
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 5, 2021 6:29:46 GMT -5
R Kelly - "Your honour, I swear, I only had sex with underage GIRLS"
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 5, 2021 10:25:08 GMT -5
Meant to post that last week They got evidence he was also with a young man and he doesn’t want that includes
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 5, 2021 14:54:43 GMT -5
Meant to post that last week They got evidence he was also with a young man and he doesn’t want that includes That’s literally just like this one Quagmire joke from early Family Guy, no cap.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 5, 2021 14:58:12 GMT -5
Meant to post that last week They got evidence he was also with a young man and he doesn’t want that includes That’s literally just like this one Quagmire joke from early Family Guy, no cap. R Kelly whole life has been a silly ass cartoon
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 5, 2021 15:04:34 GMT -5
"Urinating on a teenage girl is one thing, but this is too far, sir!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 5, 2021 15:38:47 GMT -5
Yes clearly the jury being homophobic is the part he needs to worry about 🙄
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 5, 2021 16:03:07 GMT -5
That’s literally just like this one Quagmire joke from early Family Guy, no cap. R Kelly whole life has been a silly ass cartoon "And STOP with the damn dancing! Act like you got sense! Damn! though playin' round here!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Aug 5, 2021 17:08:10 GMT -5
R Kelly whole life has been a silly ass cartoon "And STOP with the damn dancing! Act like you got sense! Damn! though playin' round here!" Riley: Boo! Hey, you with the afro. Give it a rest. Beat it. Put the music back on. Me: Riley Shut Your Dumbass Up
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Post by thechase on Aug 18, 2021 13:25:37 GMT -5
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Aug 18, 2021 14:31:19 GMT -5
For those of you worried about occasionally thinking a song R Kelly was on was catchy, and don’t want to support the guy, Lady Gaga did a remix of Do What You Want with Christina Aguilera taking his place on the track and not even factoring in his case I honestly think it sounds way better.
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