Braun Strowman is pure flaccidity

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Pure, unfiltered limp dick energy. Nothing exciting, nothing threatening, just LIMP.

In a tag match, somehow gets himself DQ'd attacking the non legal man. Flaccid.

Has a match with Lashley, does some shoulder tackles and leaves to pure confusion. Flacciiiid.

Talks all that shit about cashing in MITB, completely gives up on it after a mild beatdown and the show closes on him laying on all fours on the ramp. F L A C C I D.

I can't deal with any more of this. Get him away from my life. Shoo.

[Deleted]

He desperately needs to go to SmackDown. Give him some new people to wreck and some new writers to come up with ideas for him, Raw is clearly completely out of things to do with this guy and he's just hit a wall badly. Where's the fun in seeing him wreck Elias or Corbin for the 800th time?

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

Clearly Madlibs underestimates what one can do with a flaccid penis.

(Sorry, the page linked showed some scrotum in a related page link at the bottom of the page; link was to the Puppetry of the Penis Wikipedia page to those interested - Tyger)

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Needs a change of scenery, needs new feuds, needs honestly an entire rebuild at this point

I'm still baffled at Vince saying he didn't want Strowman to look like shit losing to Lesnar again so they pulled him from the title match just to have him lose to f***ing CORBIN a few weeks later, with help or not, dudes been deader than dead since those two events.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Send him to Smackdown.

[Final Countdown Jones]

You know how boner pill commercials try to dance around what they're actually for so they can be cute about it? Well I hear Viagra's new ad campaign is literally just a summary of Braun's booking from MITB to the present.

[Mozenrath]

You want to know the weirdest shit?

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that WWE tries to help him by having him team with Roman to combat Corbin, Drew, and Lashley. And it's probably going to work.

Just... I like Roman, and I could not have predicted that.

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Feb 26, 2019 4:06:26 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

You want to know the weirdest shit?

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that WWE tries to help him by having him team with Roman to combat Corbin, Drew, and Lashley. And it's probably going to work.

Just... I like Roman, and I could not have predicted that.

I know that pro wrestling is going to pro wrestling, and you'll have people switch alignments all the time and start teaming up with dudes they were jumping backstage 6 months prior, but attempted vehicular homicide should not be so easily forgiven..

[Mozenrath]

Feb 26, 2019 4:41:24 GMT -5 @rebelliousworkhorse said:

Feb 26, 2019 4:06:26 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

You want to know the weirdest shit?

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that WWE tries to help him by having him team with Roman to combat Corbin, Drew, and Lashley. And it's probably going to work.

Just... I like Roman, and I could not have predicted that.

I know that pro wrestling is going to pro wrestling, and you'll have people switch alignments all the time and start teaming up with dudes they were jumping backstage 6 months prior, but attempted vehicular homicide should not be so easily forgiven..

You'd think so, but wrestling's weird like that. Like, think of the stuff Austin and Triple H did to each other before the Two Man Power Trip, etc. You can hand wave a lot with a, "I know what this man's capable of, and I'd rather be on the same side of the ring as him/He earned my respect, takes as good as he dishes out!" so on and so forth.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Feb 26, 2019 4:47:57 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Feb 26, 2019 4:41:24 GMT -5 @rebelliousworkhorse said:

I know that pro wrestling is going to pro wrestling, and you'll have people switch alignments all the time and start teaming up with dudes they were jumping backstage 6 months prior, but attempted vehicular homicide should not be so easily forgiven..

You'd think so, but wrestling's weird like that. Like, think of the stuff Austin and Triple H did to each other before the Two Man Power Trip, etc. You can hand wave a lot with a, "I know what this man's capable of, and I'd rather be on the same side of the ring as him/He earned my respect, takes as good as he dishes out!" so on and so forth.

Including, funnily enough, multiple instances of attempted vehicular homicide by both parties.

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Feb 26, 2019 4:06:26 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

You want to know the weirdest shit?

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that WWE tries to help him by having him team with Roman to combat Corbin, Drew, and Lashley. And it's probably going to work.

Just... I like Roman, and I could not have predicted that.

I'm feeling like they're building to something like Roman, Dean, Braun, Balor, and Angle vs. Corbin, McIntyre, Lashley, Rush, and Elias thing for Mania. This has been building for WAY too long at this point, the group, McIntyre in particular, is seemingly feuding with every face on the roster right now, and a big tag match like that would give an excuse to get Roman on the card while not actually requiring that much out of him yet.

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Feb 26, 2019 4:47:57 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Feb 26, 2019 4:41:24 GMT -5 @rebelliousworkhorse said:

I know that pro wrestling is going to pro wrestling, and you'll have people switch alignments all the time and start teaming up with dudes they were jumping backstage 6 months prior, but attempted vehicular homicide should not be so easily forgiven..

You'd think so, but wrestling's weird like that. Like, think of the stuff Austin and Triple H did to each other before the Two Man Power Trip, etc. You can hand wave a lot with a, "I know what this man's capable of, and I'd rather be on the same side of the ring as him/He earned my respect, takes as good as he dishes out!" so on and so forth.

Of course. That's pro wrestling. It just never stops being funny. Sometimes I like to imagine off camera beef-squashing conversations.

Braun - Funny thing is, I was going to run you over with that truck. I even took a few courses.

Roman - Word? Me too. Did you have Bob?

Braun - I did! What a ballbuster, hahaha. Anyway, feel like beating up Corbin?

[Mozenrath]

Feb 26, 2019 4:50:15 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Feb 26, 2019 4:06:26 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

You want to know the weirdest shit?

I feel like there's a non-zero chance that WWE tries to help him by having him team with Roman to combat Corbin, Drew, and Lashley. And it's probably going to work.

Just... I like Roman, and I could not have predicted that.

I'm feeling like they're building to something like Roman, Dean, Balor, and Angle vs. Corbin, McIntyre, Lashley, and Elias thing for Mania. This has been building for WAY too long at this point, the group, McIntyre in particular, is seemingly feuding with every face on the roster right now, and a big tag match like that would give an excuse to get Roman on the card while not actually requiring that much out of him yet.

Pretty much, yeah, and I'm sure Angle wouldn't mind the help keeping his ring time lowe, either. Gets a bunch of guys on the card for a match that'd probably be like 10 minutes and a feel-good finish.

Wouldn't win any awards, but would probably be an ideal use for some of these guys.

[Deleted]

Just want to say right off the bat that Braun is still a million times better than what I was expecting him to be when he first showed up.

But the shine pretty much starting wearing off for me when he backed down from Vince after destroying his limo, then that shitty segment with Brock killed the very little interest I had in seeing him win the title left.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Feb 26, 2019 3:38:31 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Send him to Smackdown.

If we keep doing that, we'll just be left with No Way Jose and The Revival.

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[Perd]

In the long run, people may have been right. Maybe the overpowered cartoonish monster had a short shelf life. But I’d have damn well took another year of that, then whatever this is. Everything that made him special is gone.

[Rudy Gobert Fingers]

Feb 26, 2019 14:00:04 GMT -5 @irontyger said:

The message of this thread is that I really wish he'd Get Gone

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Feb 26, 2019 13:54:05 GMT -5 The Heartbreak TWERK said:

Feb 26, 2019 3:38:31 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Send him to Smackdown.

If we keep doing that, we'll just be left with No Way Jose and The Revival.

Yes, the best wrestling show in history???

[cabbageboy]

The problem is that Strowman has no one to face on SD that makes any sense. Maybe Joe? Besides that there's not many big dudes on that roster. I guess there's always an Orton feud. He could wreck his former Wyatt Family cohorts I suppose.