Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Feb 26, 2019 19:32:39 GMT -5
Functionally Listless, Apathetic Character Captured In Downward Trend Yearlong
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 26, 2019 19:46:17 GMT -5
Pure, unfiltered limp dick energy. Nothing exciting, nothing threatening, just LIMP. In a tag match, somehow gets himself DQ'd attacking the non legal man. Flaccid. Has a match with Lashley, does some shoulder tackles and leaves to pure confusion. Flacciiiid. Talks all that shit about cashing in MITB, completely gives up on it after a mild beatdown and the show closes on him laying on all fours on the ramp. F L A C C I D. I can't deal with any more of this. Get him away from my life. Shoo. Baron: RAWR what are you doing Mr. Strowman? Braun: Hello Baron Corbin. I'm just filling my water with Flaccidity
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Feb 26, 2019 19:47:27 GMT -5
They really should've struck with the iron was hot instead of putting us through constant Reigns/Lesnar matches. They kept beating him and beating him, cooling him down, and doing less of what made him awesome. Then he got exposed on the mic a few times (even though he's really good in short bursts). It's a bummer - he was one of my favorites last year, and now he's just kind of there, and he's feuding with all of my least favorite guys on Raw. Basically: He got Rybacked
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Post by Prince Petty on Feb 26, 2019 19:48:05 GMT -5
Like all giant, unstoppable monsters, he became dull as shit the moment he got stopped. He doesn't have the supernatural stuff to fall back on, like Taker and Kane, nor does he have their aura. He's just a big, goofy guy who can't win big matches.
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Post by El Hijo de Mr. Ass on Feb 27, 2019 1:13:30 GMT -5
So is "pure flaccidicity" gonna be the new "is a bitch"? Seems classier at least. 😜
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 1:56:27 GMT -5
The guy has always been straight ass for me.
It doesn’t help that he dominates 90% of the show most of the time and yet the company don’t even have the balls to pull the trigger and make him Champion already. It’s like I’m wasting my time even watching him cause I know it’s all gonna amount to nothing.
I feel like he would benefit from a Hardcore Title being around. I can picture him having some fun Extreme Rules matches with the likes of Ambrose, Shane and Owens. Too bad that title isn’t around anymore.
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ssdrivin
ALF
Claims to be squishy, has yet to be proven.
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Post by ssdrivin on Feb 27, 2019 5:41:27 GMT -5
Initially I thought he was boring, just some random big man with no character.
Then I realised "hey, wait a sec, this guy's basically the antidote to the perpetual Brock boredom, he could take Brock out, or at least give him someone on a believable level footing to feud with!"
For a brief moment I almost cared again.
Almost.
Goddamnit, WWE.
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