Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 12, 2019 15:47:53 GMT -5
I'm genuinely baffled as to how Aunt f***ing Becky, of all people, has "bribe your kid's way into college" money. Is she less B-list than I thought? Full House did huge in syndication and has never really stopped airing places, so if she has been smart with her money, err barring this, then she could have probably turned that into something pretty lucrative.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 15:47:55 GMT -5
I'm genuinely baffled as to how Aunt f***ing Becky, of all people, has "bribe your kid's way into college" money. Is she less B-list than I thought? She's married to a fashion designer and never stopped acting. Also worked as a producer.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 12, 2019 16:12:49 GMT -5
Aaaaand Aunt Becky has removed her Instagram page.
I guess she knew the shit storm is going to hit her full force (yip!)
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 12, 2019 16:31:14 GMT -5
"You SO dumb, yo mama got arrested for trying to get you in college!"
Already sounds like a good "yo mama" joke
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Post by BRV on Mar 12, 2019 16:39:48 GMT -5
"Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman indicted in a college entrance exam scandal" is the most Mad Libs s**t I've read in a long time.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Mar 12, 2019 16:44:02 GMT -5
I'm genuinely baffled as to how Aunt f***ing Becky, of all people, has "bribe your kid's way into college" money. Is she less B-list than I thought? Full House did huge in syndication and has never really stopped airing places, so if she has been smart with her money, err barring this, then she could have probably turned that into something pretty lucrative. Apparently her and a slew of 90s actors are getting a crapload off work in the Hallmark channel. Also, Netflix money from fuller house. Hulu money from the original reruns
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 12, 2019 17:19:49 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running?
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 12, 2019 17:42:58 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running? I'd watch that movie.
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Post by Tenshigure on Mar 12, 2019 17:43:47 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 18:08:46 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running?
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 12, 2019 18:22:50 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running? You mean Bronson pinSHOT
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Post by No One on Mar 12, 2019 18:31:08 GMT -5
Guys like Hacksaw Jim Duggan had to earn their way into college.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2019 18:31:46 GMT -5
Now I want to see Bronson Pinchot in a crime montage set to Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 12, 2019 18:37:03 GMT -5
I'm genuinely baffled as to how Aunt f***ing Becky, of all people, has "bribe your kid's way into college" money. Is she less B-list than I thought? She's married to a fashion designer and never stopped acting. Also worked as a producer. Yeah, when you see 'Mossimo' all over Target, that's her husband.
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Post by petef3 on Mar 12, 2019 18:55:45 GMT -5
I'm genuinely baffled as to how Aunt f***ing Becky, of all people, has "bribe your kid's way into college" money. Is she less B-list than I thought? Full House did huge in syndication and has never really stopped airing places, so if she has been smart with her money, err barring this, then she could have probably turned that into something pretty lucrative. Honestly this sounds almost precisely at Aunt Becky's level. "A-list" money isn't "bribe your way into college," it's "make a multimillion-dollar donation to dedicate a new building/library/renovation"--which is the kind of thing where ideally you'd get a maybe-not-quite-up-to-standard student into the school in exchange for doing a lot of good for other students. That is to say, a perfectly fair trade-off as I see it. Ol' Lori probably isn't at that kind of paygrade. Or, as another man was already quoted in this thread, "She's not made of airports." But she has enough to where we get this kind of crap.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 12, 2019 19:03:25 GMT -5
First and foremost, 2019 really is gunning for the 90’s.
Second, why are people so shocked? A rich and famous’ person’s little trustfund swilling spawn had an easy way into top schools? Say it ain’t so!!!
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Mar 12, 2019 19:06:18 GMT -5
Guys like Hacksaw Jim Duggan had to earn their way into college. Ok now I want to see the Full House men debate Hacksaw's college credentials with Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon, complete with violin music.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Mar 12, 2019 19:09:26 GMT -5
Guys like Hacksaw Jim Duggan had to earn their way into college. COLLEGE!??! *Laughs hysterically*
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 12, 2019 19:18:55 GMT -5
What's next? Bronson Pinchot indicted for gun running?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 12, 2019 19:42:20 GMT -5
Now I want to see Bronson Pinchot in a crime montage set to Deep Purple's Perfect Strangers. And after each successful crime he stops and does the Dance of Joy.
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