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Post by BoomPeriod on Mar 14, 2019 8:43:14 GMT -5
You must give him a promo and he has to get involved with another wrestler.
*Rollins interviewed backstage before his match* *Hogan appears* "Well ya know Arcitech, The Hulker's been watching you, jack. I've been following your career. I know you've been training, you're pumped, you're ready to go. We're looking at a future beast slayer brother. But first, before you go out there and slay the beast, I want to give you my hall of fame ring. It holds all the power in the universe brother. I'm talking about the WWE universe. You see brother, it's all been confined to this one very special trinket. You put this on brother and all your dreams will come true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to the locker room and say my prayers and pop some vitamins."
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Post by Dub H on Mar 14, 2019 8:45:33 GMT -5
He raises the microphone in the ring and then he says... "Brother.." and then is attacked from behind by Samoa Joe and sent to the back/hospital/doctor.
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Post by realist on Mar 14, 2019 8:46:02 GMT -5
He sees Kofi win the WWE title and celebrate with the rest of New Day and says, "I have to go now, brother. My planet needs me, dude." He disappears and we never see him again.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Mar 14, 2019 9:02:37 GMT -5
If he changed his daughters name to "Book" she could act as a living plea to Vince.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 9:20:19 GMT -5
He comes out with a coffin. It's Andre the Giant. They place it on the mat of the ring. Hogan reaches down, does the legendary WrestleMania 3 bodyslam (that killed him, mind you) in reverse and POOF! Andre the Giant is returned to life.
I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 9:50:13 GMT -5
Something something goes by "Terry Bollea" now.
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Post by sunnytaker on Mar 14, 2019 9:53:33 GMT -5
ok I saw this quick and thought it said "Brooke Hogan for mania 35" and wondered why on earth the wwe would want to add her to the women's division for mania 35
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Post by thegame415 on Mar 14, 2019 10:40:27 GMT -5
He books a flight out of New Jersey.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Mar 14, 2019 11:04:19 GMT -5
During Kofi's match against Bryan, Rowan throws Himalayan pink rock salt into Kofi's eyes, causing Kofi to lose.
Hogan comes out to right this wrong, and beats Daniel Bryan and win the WWE Championship to close out Wrestlemania.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 11:46:22 GMT -5
Comes out after Kofi's title win to celebrate and pose with him, proving yet again that the WWE is capable of ruining anything.
"You may not be 8 feet in height, but you are in heart, brother.."
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Post by xCompackx on Mar 14, 2019 11:54:19 GMT -5
He books a hotel in a city not hosting the biggest wrestling show of the year. Maybe there’s a pool.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 14, 2019 12:02:19 GMT -5
Comes out after Kofi's title win to celebrate and pose with him, proving yet again that the WWE is capable of ruining anything. "You may not be 8 feet in height, but you are in heart, brother.." “But you still can’t go out with my daughter, Brother!” Kofi then kicks the shit out of him for 20 glorious minutes to thunderous applause. Hogan is never seen again.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Mar 14, 2019 12:12:47 GMT -5
Really, if Hogan's going to be there he's gotta be involved with the womens' title match. The two heels are distaff versions of Flair and Piper already, and the babyface about to take them down is real Irish instead of faux-Irish like the Hulkster.
Just have him come out with Becky in a Hulkmania-themed entrance for the main event, and do the YOU! point at Ronda and Charlotte. As sullied as Hulk's legacy is, it'd still make for a nice moment of torch-passing, IMO.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 12:13:40 GMT -5
Charley Caruso: Ladies and gentleman...Hulk Hogan.
"It's great to be back at Shea Stadium, brother..."
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*
Charley: What are your thoughts on this historic event?
"I was hanging and banging with my brother, Beefcake, in the back, jack. And let me tell you something, Mean Gene...we've taken our vitamins! We've said our prayers! And these 24-inch pythons are just about ready to run wild! Piper, I'm coming f-"
Charley: Uh...Michael Cole, back to you.
Michael Cole: VINTAGE HOGAN! THIS IS A TRUE...WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 14, 2019 12:15:08 GMT -5
Fake tan on a pole match against Titus O'Neal.
He just stands there looking awkward, desperate to point out the obvious, sweating and clearing his throat.
Titus walks slowly, methodically over to the corner, maintaining neutral eye contact with Hogan, grabs the tan, and begins to apply it as the bell rings. Hogan gets so uncomfortable he shits out his surgically replaced spine in the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 12:23:32 GMT -5
When a terrible accident leaves a 40 year old Hulkamaniac dead, Hogan erupts with an angry cry and proceeds to run laps around the earth fast enough to make it spin backward and reverse time to 1987, just in time to watch himself pick up a big stinky 900 pound giant over his head and slam him through the ring. The rest of the WWE roster becomes babies who old Hogan and young Hogan must raise to become WWE Superstars or risk causing a tear in the fabric of spacetime.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fingers on Mar 14, 2019 12:35:47 GMT -5
An Inoki style lineup to slap him except it's a lineup to spit on him and it's not actually in his honor we just booked this cause we really wanted to hurt his feelings
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Post by floundertime on Mar 14, 2019 12:38:20 GMT -5
Comes out after Kofi's title win to celebrate and pose with him, proving yet again that the WWE is capable of ruining anything. "You may not be 8 feet in height, but you are in heart, brother.." Hogan must pose!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 12:49:38 GMT -5
Comes out after Kofi's title win to celebrate and pose with him, proving yet again that the WWE is capable of ruining anything. "You may not be 8 feet in height, but you are in heart, brother.." “But you still can’t go out with my daughter, Brother!” Kofi then kicks the shit out of him for 20 glorious minutes to thunderous applause. Hogan is never seen again. ".... Maybe a handy, dude."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2019 14:11:25 GMT -5
Michael Cole: VINTAGE HOGAN! THIS IS A TRUE...WRESTLE MANIA MOMENT!" Corey Graves: "Jesus, Cole! Take the microphone from out of your mouth! Too loud! It's not that big of a mome-- Cole: WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!JBL: "Ah'm twerkin it Maggle!"King: "My wife left me after I quit my job for her!" Renee: "Even I don't know what my husband's doing after today!" Ghost of Gorilla Monsoon: "Pro wrestling has certainly changed hasn't it." 2 time! 2 time! WWE HOFer Booker T: "SHUCKY DUCKY QUACKQUAAAAAACK!!!!"em pleh suseJ
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