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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 15, 2019 12:07:47 GMT -5
"It's great to see Hulkamania runnin' wild right here in New Hampshire, brother!"
BOOOOOOOOOO
"Wait a minute, I mean right here in New York City, jack!"
BOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by benstudd on Mar 16, 2019 3:24:29 GMT -5
I read this as Brook Hogan and almost had an heart attack. Because Hogan is back into the fold and the crazies are booking the shows again so it might happen. Brook Hogan referee in the three-way make it happen!
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mystermystery
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Post by mystermystery on Mar 17, 2019 12:07:43 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston is battling for his life. Rowan has wiped him out multiple times like a one-man lumberjack. Bryan is cheating. New Day is banned from ringside. Michael Cole is screaming about Kingston's 11 year journey. Graves is bemoaning the demise of the one true chance Kofi Kingston will ever get. Saxton is somehow there as well.
Real American starts playing. Everything stops.
Hulk Hogan appears. Ripping off his Hulkamania shirt to reveal another shirt. Jamaican Me Crazy. Hogan points to his shirt and points to the entrance.
And that's when Mike Adamle appears. He's got an ECW T-Shirt on. Not the barbwire design. The original ECW on SyFy logo and he's walking with intentions of negative implications.
Rowan meets him up the ramp, but that's his first mistake as Adamle declares "Looks like Tarzan, hits like Jane" and the intellectual equal to Daniel Bryan immediately crumbles into a pile of impostor syndrome depression. Cole is aghast at the brutality. Graves shouts something about The Tazz. Saxton continues to exist as an employee.
Bryan flees but Adamle catches him and, with swiftness, tosses the champion through one of those "announce things." He then looks into the camera and reminds "By the way, I was diagnosed with CTE so all those jokes you made about me were and still are in bad taste." Now I have impostor syndrome depression.
Adamle rolls Bryan into the ring and Kofi hits THE TROUBLE IN PARADISE! 1-2-3. Kofi wins and Adamle celebrates with the new WEDF champion as a blurry version of Hulk Hogan applauds in the background.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 17, 2019 14:46:24 GMT -5
Hogan watches WM35 live at home with family and friends.
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Post by BatPunk on Mar 17, 2019 15:57:31 GMT -5
Hogan is at the concession stand selling New Day t shirts and refrains from using the ‘N’ word. Telling people “See, I’m a changed man, brother”
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Mar 17, 2019 17:23:14 GMT -5
He raises the microphone in the ring and then he says... "Brother.." and then is attacked from behind by Samoa Joe and sent to the back/hospital/doctor. The only acceptable way to book him.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 17, 2019 17:29:01 GMT -5
Just have him backstage and every time the camera focuses on him, he says “Yapapi”
That’s it....
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Mar 17, 2019 17:29:35 GMT -5
Real American starts playing and Hogan is making his way down the massive entrance ramp when a trapdoor opens right where he's standing.
We hear Hulk scream "Aaaaaaahhhh!" as he falls into the darkness, then a large amount of flames fire upwards from the pit and the trapdoor closes, the commentators don't say anything during this and make no mention of Hulk Hogan for the rest of the show
This would all happen on the pre show too
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Post by segaz on Mar 19, 2019 18:12:28 GMT -5
Hogan walks out to his theme tune. Applause from the fans.
He lays his shirt down in the ring and says he wore yellow because he was afraid of the brothers.
New Day come down and start whipping with the shirt while he says "my name....is...terry bollea...."
No but it might be cool if he was on commentary or something.
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