Book Hogan for Mania 35

[sportatorium]

Backstage segment

Hulk is talking to Vince, Triple H & some people. He bumps a table with some drinks on it.

Vince- Hulk watch out, You’re going to spill hot coffee

Coffee spills on Hulk

Vince- Are you OK?

Hulk- AAAAHhH! It’s not hot!

[Hit Girl]

Hogan botches a promo.

He is then F5'd repeatedly.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

He wears a white robe and is walked down the ring with Bill Watts, Lars Sullivan and Michael Hayes. Weirdly enough they’re all dressed like ghosts and there’s a burning cross on the background. They also carry tiki torches.

[Deleted]

I got one. I hope WWE likes my idea.

- Kofi wins the WWE Title as every major babyface comes to the ring to celebrate with Kofi as they lift him up on their shoulders
- Hogan comes to the ring clapping and everyone stops, Kofi's left down and New Day await to see what Hogan's gotta say
- Hulk cuts a promo on how Kofi is a great guy and he deserves this and then he holds Kofi's arm up as everyone cheers
- Big E then grabs Hogan and puts him in the Big Ending, Xavier gets on the turnbuckle and drops a springboard elbow on Hogan as the crowd goes wild
- The crowd does the "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" thing as Kofi gets into position before doing a Trouble in Paradise on Hogan to finish him off
- Kofi then stands on Hogan's body as he poses with the title, with his boys, with the other babyfaces and then Kofi ends it with
- "NEW DAY FOREVER!!!" as everyone's cheering loud

[Ben Wyatt]

He comes out w/New Day for Kofi's match playing the trombone and throwing out pancakes. None of this is at all acknowledged by anyone

[No Longer a Produceman]

On the preshow as the Special Referee in a “I’m Blacker Than You” Match between Michael Hayes and Mark Henry. Mark Henry obliterates them both.

[papagiorgio]

Hulk Hogan vs. Booker T. Hogan wins clean.

[DASH 243✅]

Limo pulls into a parking lot
Door opens Hogan steps out
Pulls down his glasses looks around
HH: where the hell did the silverdome go brother?
Camera switches to Vince laughing his ass off in Jersey

[Ganon83]

Stephanie and Hunter are talking backstage and Hogan walks by in the background

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

I include him in a pre-taped segment with everyone else I'd rather not see on the show, which is summarily cut for time.

[willywonka666]

He calls all the champions out to the ring and beats them all and leaves with their belts-simple

[Deleted]

Meets Kofi backstage, compliments him on his finishing move, Trouble in Paradise, and then schills a Blu Ray release of Thunder in Paradise. Kofi is surprisingly happy with this news.

[Deleted]

Camera focuses on Hogan. He opens his mouth to speak. New Day appear in front of him, they take the focus and we never see or hear from Hogan again, nor is he ever acknowledged.

[pillmansgotagun]

Vince names Hogan the Special guest referee for Bryan vs Kofi.

Hogan helps Bryan win with salt in the eye.

Hogan consoles Kofi after and tells him he can avenge the loss.

Hogan challenges Bryan for impromptu match, Bryan agrees.

Hogan ducks a salt shot from Bryan and it hits Rowan.

Hogan gets the boot and leg drop for the 1 2 3

WM ends with Hogan celebrating with the title and American flag draped over the arena

[Allie Kitsune]

He says backstage he's giving every single penny he has left to the UNCF, actually does it, then f***s off forever to live the rest of his life homeless.

[Mozenrath]

If he must be there, for whatever reason, have it be in some goofy legends segment backstage like they sometimes do. He gives a bandana to Bo and Curtis each, tell them that they were bandanas he wore on his final tour, and that it would bring them luck. They thank him and leave.

He then sees some other lower carder like Mojo, and offers him a bandana, too, giving him the same spiel. We are shown that he has a sack full of these, and is just bullshitting them.

[Allie Kitsune]

Mar 15, 2019 6:20:29 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

If he must be there, for whatever reason, have it be in some goofy legends segment backstage like they sometimes do. He gives a bandana to Bo and Curtis each, tell them that they were bandanas he wore on his final tour, and that it would bring them luck. They thank him and leave.

He then sees some other lower carder like Mojo, and offers him a bandana, too, giving him the same spiel. We are shown that he has a sack full of these, and is just bullshitting them.

But does Abyss still have his hall of fame ring?

[The Dark Order Inferno]

Hogan sits on his couch in his home in Florida, "Well, let me tell you something, Brian Knobbs, in early 2000, the UFC came knocking on the Hulkster's door and Dana white said 'Hulk, brother, we need you, you're the all American athlete that can pull us out of the bingo halls, jack, and do for us what you did for WCW and the WWF!' But I said 'No, build your company around young guys and girls like Big Bad Brock Lesnar and Rhonda Rousey!' And you know what, I was right! Look at them now, both working for the WWE in the big time, brother!'

Knobbs rolls his eyes, sips a beer then puts on a frilly apron and starts ironing Hulk's pile of bandanas while Hulk watches the event on TV, yelling 'big boot', 'Leg drop' and 'they learned that from me' when a guy performs a shooting star press, like a crazy grandpa.

[Spider2024]

...screw it...



Kiera Hogan challenges Asuka for the Smackdown Women's Title.

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Mar 15, 2019 6:34:41 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

...screw it...



Kiera Hogan challenges Asuka for the Smackdown Women's Title.

I'm a pretty confident guy, but I think I'd forget how to speak the English language if I had to so much as ask her for directions or something.