Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 1, 2019 7:13:04 GMT -5
Let us list the ways in which he is worthy of our praise! 1. His groundbreaking haircut 2. His impeccable fashion sense 3. Corbin and Lashley became fast friends with Drew and created a supergroup that rivals the NWO, DX and the Dungeon of Doom combined
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 7:24:59 GMT -5
The Localest Local Man.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 1, 2019 7:30:59 GMT -5
All things considered, he's not that bad. Just largely bland, nothing overly exciting about him.
With the right character tweak, he could actually be something.
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Apr 1, 2019 7:35:23 GMT -5
I came in expecting this to be an April Fools joke
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 7:45:02 GMT -5
I enjoy his appearances on Up Up Down Down.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 7:46:33 GMT -5
He seemed to really be getting it and had some good matches and angles prior to moving to the main roster.
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mrbananagrabber
King Koopa
Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 1, 2019 7:58:35 GMT -5
A perverse part of me wants to see them attempt a face turn for him.
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 1, 2019 8:12:09 GMT -5
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 1, 2019 8:32:47 GMT -5
If he's just a weasel who gets his ass kicked he's fine.
But not to be involved in so many damned segments. I think his own family would be like, 'is anyone else on the show?'
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Apr 1, 2019 8:55:19 GMT -5
For how much I really didn't care about him before he changed his image and became... what was his name? Corporal Corbin?... I've moreso enjoyed this stage of his career than the previous stage of his career.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Apr 1, 2019 8:58:16 GMT -5
I legitimately enjoy and appreciate Baron Corbin. He’s a good heel who gets reactions (actual heel reactions, which is justified as go-away heat around here because everyone hates him) and isn’t afraid to look like an absolute moron.
Did WWE go a little overboard with him? Sure. He isn’t nearly as bad as he’s made to sound though.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 9:57:01 GMT -5
Tallest, largest, fastest, biggest, strongest, hugest, most charismatic.
The best big man in the history of the business and it's not even close.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 10:09:29 GMT -5
which is justified as go-away heat around here because everyone hates him) I'm more inclined to call it X-Pac heat because it mostly just relates to win he first shows up or starts talking with crowds usually being dead silent during his matches even when he's on the losing end of them - he doesn't get faces cheered for shutting him up, he drags down face's reactions because they're having to lower themselves to associating with him - and by all signs he's absolute death in terms of ratings.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 10:13:27 GMT -5
I legitimately enjoy and appreciate Baron Corbin. He’s a good heel who gets reactions (actual heel reactions, which is justified as go-away heat around here because everyone hates him) and isn’t afraid to look like an absolute moron. Did WWE go a little overboard with him? Sure. He isn’t nearly as bad as he’s made to sound though. Nah its actually “change the channel” heat bro. Look at the state of the Raw ratings. It’s no coincidence that McIntyre and Corbin just HAPPEN to be all over these shows.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 1, 2019 10:24:28 GMT -5
He, umm... he, hang on...give me a minute. He got my drink order right when he was our waiter at Applebee’s 🙁
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Post by government mule on Apr 1, 2019 10:41:04 GMT -5
Goofy OTT superheel Constable Corbin was actually pretty good in my opinion. Sure he was booked to shit afterwards but this silly 'local man' tag a lot of people give him is unwarranted and lazy.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Apr 1, 2019 10:44:08 GMT -5
Damnit, someone already made the tumbleweed joke. I thought for sure I had that one.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 1, 2019 10:47:56 GMT -5
Surely he likes chicken nuggets, which I also enjoy.
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Post by edgestar on Apr 1, 2019 11:11:01 GMT -5
Groundbreaking haircut legit made me laugh.
That being said, he gave us EXTRA buffalo wings, when we went to Applebees, so I can't hate!
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 1, 2019 11:24:20 GMT -5
This thread will be shorter than Hornswoggle....
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