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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 13:00:29 GMT -5
Baron Corbin: FAN's favorite son.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 13:30:41 GMT -5
-Good twitter game shutting trolls who randomly troll posts that he’s tagged in.
-Raised a bunch of money for a local animal shelter
-Dog lover
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2019 16:59:58 GMT -5
Deep Six is a great move
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 2, 2019 17:13:38 GMT -5
I mark out for this garbage human. He is one of my ultimate 'boys,' in the OSW boy stable style.
Let's look at the things he's done that I've loved.
- My first look at him was a no DQ match on an NXT Takeover against Bull Dempsey, a man who looked like he was shorter than me and couldn't deadlift as much. I can't deadlift anything and have never tried. It was terrible, but I didn't hate it, somehow.
- They turned Corbin heel, and started running these amazing promos where he said he didn't know who any of the indie guys were and didn't care. It was great.
- He yelled 'go back to Ring of Honor' at Apollo Crews, a man who never wrestled there as far as I know?
- He put over Joe with his streak in what is still Corbin's only good singles match to my knowledge.
- He came up to the main roster and they did nothing with him, until the 2017 Rumble where he eliminated Diesel/Strowman, and got a big pop for it. It was a cool spot and that motherf***er is FAST.
- He won the MITB and then Cena was in give no f***s mode, just openly burying him on TV. I kinda felt sympathy for him.
- He started showing up on Talking Smack and the pre-shows cutting amazing promos ('nice watch, mine's better') that were way more interesting than anything he was doing on TV, the story of most of the modern roster.
- He finally changed his look up and became Constable Corbin, who is one of the most delightfully detestable authority figures they've ever had to the point of making people stop watching the show. I never watch the show, so I'm good with the YouTube clips where I find him endlessly entertaining.
- In a segment where Brock was killing someone, I forget who, Corbin was there too and Brock just turns slowly round to him. Corbin is just smiling this weak, sour smile, like so many bullies do when confronted by someone who could kick their ass. Just trying not to rock the boat. It's weirdly a rare example of WWE doing subtlety right, and it was the f***ing WWE that did it.
- He finally got to show his promo skills on TV, and got a shitload of boos doing it.
- He made Elias's face turn pop a nice big one, especially when he reacted to the fans cheering at Elias coming back and pretended they were agreeing with him, which is a heel move I wish more people did.
God, I love big banter Baron, the Big Breakfast. He's just an irredeemable piece of shit as a character and I am 100% with it.
His matches are still terrible, though.
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Post by government mule on Apr 2, 2019 17:24:40 GMT -5
- They turned Corbin heel, and started running these amazing promos where he said he didn't know who any of the indie guys were and didn't care. It was great. - He yelled 'go back to Ring of Honor' at Apollo Crews, a man who never wrestled there as far as I know. Ahh man, I completely forgot about his attitude towards the indie guys in NxT. Absolute f***ing genius idea. |
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Post by Squirrel Master on Apr 2, 2019 17:27:16 GMT -5
He is no Jake The Snake Roberts
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 2, 2019 22:31:00 GMT -5
He deprived us of one last chance to see Kurt Angle play with a little boy
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