ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 4, 2019 11:10:29 GMT -5
Why doesn't WWE just release him? "You don't just release a superstar the caliber of Mike "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" Bennett, pal! I don't want him Main Eventing and popping the business like Austin if he would end up in AEW, pal!!" - Vince (probably...in my head kayfabe)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 11:10:37 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. I think it's a FAN exclusive joke as I don't recall seeing it anywhere else. In our defense, how many places mention Mike Bennett in the first place?
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 4, 2019 11:11:27 GMT -5
Mike "The Problem With the Joke is that Most People Don't Seem to Really 'Get' It and It's Kind of Getting Ruined Now Because it's Starting to Stray Really Far From the Original Point" Bennett-Kanellis Since when do any of our running jokes on this board have a quote, un quote "point?"
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 4, 2019 11:22:01 GMT -5
Wouldn't be surprised if they suggested he cut his hair because he looked like a second rate version of their cruiserweight champion.
Also, Mike "Walks Into a Saloon and Orders a Milk in a Dirty Glass" Bennett.
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Post by Schizo on Apr 4, 2019 11:22:25 GMT -5
Mike "MK Special Forces is my favorite Mortal Kombat game" Bennet
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Post by 4real on Apr 4, 2019 11:42:11 GMT -5
Mike ‘Greta Van Fleet is my favourite band’ Bennett back in the news? Sweet.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 4, 2019 12:06:14 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 4, 2019 12:31:21 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. Started in the TNA threads by Final Countdown Jones when he was featured in 20,000 segments and we just kept running with it
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Post by 111111 on Apr 4, 2019 12:46:04 GMT -5
Mike "kid rock fan" Bennett
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Post by RedSmile on Apr 4, 2019 15:33:24 GMT -5
Mike "I beat a f***ing drug addiction" Bennett
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 16:17:10 GMT -5
I see he’s the latest victim of “colorful looking wrestler” who’s now SUPER SERIOUS AND AGGRESSIVE WHILE WEARING BLACK TIGHTS!™ Appears he's the next Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch There’s nothing I hate more than this “idea” that you have to “serious up” in order to be noticed. Black trunks, black vest, beard, bald head, you name it. Half of these guys look like goddamn CAWs. If you’re as average as Mike Bennett, why would you NOT keep the long bright pink tights with the love hearts all over it? That catches the eye of the casual viewer a hell of a lot more than “bald guy with a beard in black trunks”
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 4, 2019 16:18:35 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. Started in the TNA threads by Final Countdown Jones when he was featured in 20,000 segments and we just kept running with it
Oh my god, hahaha. I forgot about this shit. Y'all haven't seen hell until you've seen a TV show that tries to book Mike Bennett like he was Seth Rollins or something. Horrendous TV.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 4, 2019 16:29:20 GMT -5
Mike "I beat a f***ing drug addiction" Bennett Hey, all the props in the world to him for that. Still a bland wrestler, though.
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Post by RedSmile on Apr 4, 2019 16:31:25 GMT -5
Mike "I beat a f***ing drug addiction" Bennett Hey, all the props in the world to him for that. Still a bland wrestler, though. Mike "All The Props in The World" Bennett.
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Post by The Trashman on Apr 4, 2019 16:34:35 GMT -5
I don't have a problem with Mike "Has a super hot wife and not bad in the ring" Bennett.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 16:40:16 GMT -5
Will Mike “tighty whities” Bennett make it to the Wrestlemania battle royal?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Apr 4, 2019 17:45:22 GMT -5
Mike "The Problem With the Joke is that Most People Don't Seem to Really 'Get' It and It's Kind of Getting Ruined Now Because it's Starting to Stray Really Far From the Original Point" Bennett-Kanellis Since when do any of our running jokes on this board have a quote, un quote "point?" Nailed it.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Apr 4, 2019 17:54:45 GMT -5
Started in the TNA threads by Final Countdown Jones when he was featured in 20,000 segments and we just kept running with it
Oh my god, hahaha. I forgot about this shit. Y'all haven't seen hell until you've seen a TV show that tries to book Mike Bennett like he was Seth Rollins or something. Horrendous TV. Bro remember that shit tho? That was f***ed up how much him and Maria was featured on the show and it was a scary thought for a while dude would become world champ
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Apr 4, 2019 18:13:25 GMT -5
Mike "The Problem With the Joke is that Most People Don't Seem to Really 'Get' It and It's Kind of Getting Ruined Now Because it's Starting to Stray Really Far From the Original Point" Bennett-Kanellis Since when do any of our running jokes on this board have a quote, un quote "point?" The point of the joke was that Bennett is so aggressively mediocre that his push was a determent to a TNA product that could only be described as "aggressively mediocre" on its best day. Somehow, this turned into a "Mike Bennett so white" joke when that makes zero sense
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 18:21:22 GMT -5
I didn't get to experience this he'll run of his on Impact but I always liked Bennett and Maria in ROH. I thought their act would fit in WWE like a glove. I saw a GIF of him fighting Kalisto and I thought he was Only Lorcan. Not sure if that's the look for him.
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