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Post by BitterAF on Apr 4, 2019 6:34:26 GMT -5
I don't watch 205 Live and it's been awhile since the last Mike "I don't want to burn myself in the spotlight" Bennett thread.
So he buzzed his head and now it appears he's gone full HHH with shaved scalp and beard minus the tan and intimidation.
Silly question to ask, what's going on with Mike "I DVR the Sunday morning local news" Bennett?
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 4, 2019 6:48:02 GMT -5
IDK, but I can think of another WWE superstar who thinks his new look is glorious...  |
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Post by TGM on Apr 4, 2019 6:54:46 GMT -5
These Mike Bennett jokes are about as hilarious as he is.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2019 7:23:29 GMT -5
These Mike Bennett jokes are about as hilarious as he is. I still find the Mike 'greets everyone on the phone by saying wassup' Bennett jokes funny. |
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Apr 4, 2019 7:34:42 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 7:34:46 GMT -5
Mike “Andy Warhol’s ‘Empire’ is the greatest movie ever made” Bennett has given up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 8:48:50 GMT -5
Wait, the title of this thread changed since this morning.
..........ok, keep this up please.
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Post by chronocross on Apr 4, 2019 8:50:52 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. I think it's a FAN exclusive joke as I don't recall seeing it anywhere else. |
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Post by CeilingFan on Apr 4, 2019 8:52:42 GMT -5
Why doesn't WWE just release him?
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Post by Dub H on Apr 4, 2019 8:53:45 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. It just started when someone,in the TNA section i think. Was talking about Mike and it started with either adding " Vanilla" or " Bland". and people kept adding ways of saying bland as a nickanme. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 9:21:02 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. It just started when someone,in the TNA section i think. Was talking about Mike and it started with either adding " Vanilla" or " Bland". and people kept adding ways of saying bland as a nickanme. So, like Mike "Likes his ice cream in a dish" Bennett or Mike "Staying home on Saturday to depill his sweater" Bennett. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Apr 4, 2019 9:24:02 GMT -5
Mike "Store Brand Fruit Loops Are Better" Bennett.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 9:38:33 GMT -5
I see he’s the latest victim of “colorful looking wrestler” who’s now SUPER SERIOUS AND AGGRESSIVE WHILE WEARING BLACK TIGHTS!™
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Post by A damn road sign on Apr 4, 2019 10:13:03 GMT -5
Mike ‘205 Live’ Bennett.
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Post by BitterAF on Apr 4, 2019 10:44:43 GMT -5
I see he’s the latest victim of “colorful looking wrestler” who’s now SUPER SERIOUS AND AGGRESSIVE WHILE WEARING BLACK TIGHTS!™ Appears he's the next Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 10:53:51 GMT -5
He's Mike "let me know when you nerds get a girl as hot as Maria" Bennett to me.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Apr 4, 2019 10:57:24 GMT -5
Hey, I like the new look on Mike "I bought season tickets to AAF" Bennett
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 4, 2019 10:57:36 GMT -5
Mike "The Problem With the Joke is that Most People Don't Seem to Really 'Get' It and It's Kind of Getting Ruined Now Because it's Starting to Stray Really Far From the Original Point" Bennett-Kanellis
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Apr 4, 2019 10:59:31 GMT -5
Mike "Off-Brand Wonder Bread" Bennett
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 4, 2019 11:07:58 GMT -5
I don't know the story behind these jokes, but I just wanted to say that Mike can stick around as long as he has that theme song. It just started when someone,in the TNA section i think. Was talking about Mike and it started with either adding " Vanilla" or " Bland". and people kept adding ways of saying bland as a nickanme. That was me, I started it as a coping mechanism during the periods where Mike "No Salt Added" Bennett would get like three or four segments a week on Impact, particularly on episodes where the Broken Hardys were there as a hook but they spent more time focusing on Mike "Posts 'First' On A Youtube Video Three Years Old" Bennett as if he was the real star they were trying to get over through exposure. Maybe in WWE Mike "Hamburger Helper copycat recipe" Kanellis isn't very well positioned or strongly pushed, but the bit is still way too enjoyable for me to want to drop. It's the most upside he has. |
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