Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Apr 4, 2019 18:30:39 GMT -5
Appears he's the next Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch There’s nothing I hate more than this “idea” that you have to “serious up” in order to be noticed. Black trunks, black vest, beard, bald head, you name it. Half of these guys look like goddamn CAWs. If you’re as average as Mike Bennett, why would you NOT keep the long bright pink tights with the love hearts all over it? That catches the eye of the casual viewer a hell of a lot more than “bald guy with a beard in black trunks” Not even just ring -wise. Guy is being pushed main event? WWE thinks he NEEDS to be serious and all business. The after SRS Jericho Era was the worst of it.
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Post by avenger on Apr 4, 2019 18:43:18 GMT -5
Will Mike “tighty whities” Bennett make it to the Wrestlemania battle royal? I'm sure Mike "Gets eliminated halfway through a battle royal during an ad break, without eliminating anyone" Bennett will be there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 19:11:09 GMT -5
I don't care what the point of the joke is. I'm loving these new nicknames for Mike "Aspires to be as good as Mike Sanders" Bennett.
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Post by nm on Apr 4, 2019 19:27:28 GMT -5
Mike "Who Were We Talking About Again?" Who were we talking about again?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2019 20:32:56 GMT -5
Mike "sparkling water is too spicy" Bennett is looking to make a change in life.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Apr 5, 2019 6:10:25 GMT -5
I really don't understand why everybody is always picking on Mike "Contacted His Lawyer Over a Parking Ticket" Bennett.
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Post by BitterAF on Apr 5, 2019 6:19:34 GMT -5
I really don't understand why everybody is always picking on Mike "Contacted His Lawyer Over a Parking Ticket" Bennett. Now that o think of it, what was my point of making a thread on Mike "I hope my wife gives me an advance on my allowance" Bennett?
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Apr 5, 2019 6:24:38 GMT -5
I really don't understand why everybody is always picking on Mike "Contacted His Lawyer Over a Parking Ticket" Bennett. Now that o think of it, what was my point of making a thread on Mike "I hope my wife gives me an advance on my allowance" Bennett? It's perfectly normal to want to discuss Mike "Ace of Base is too heavy for me" Bennett.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 5, 2019 6:53:56 GMT -5
Mike 'parks his grocery cart in the middle of the aisle while he reads the ingredients in a can of peas' Bennett
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 5, 2019 9:56:07 GMT -5
I think it's a FAN exclusive joke as I don't recall seeing it anywhere else. In our defense, how many places mention Mike Bennett in the first place? Mike 'can't even get over as a meme' Bennett?
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Apr 5, 2019 9:58:09 GMT -5
Mike "Watches all Adam Sandler Movies" Bennett
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 5, 2019 10:19:43 GMT -5
In our defense, how many places mention Mike Bennett in the first place? Mike 'can't even get over as a meme' Bennett? Mike "Conway Pop" Bennett STAYS over on FAN...
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Post by 4real on Apr 5, 2019 10:27:03 GMT -5
Mike ‘Look Maria WWE is the number one trend worldwide on twitter that is so cool!’ Bennett.
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Post by BitterAF on Apr 5, 2019 10:38:34 GMT -5
Mike "I'm on the internet with two active threads on the first page" Bennett.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 5, 2019 11:20:50 GMT -5
Mike "I'm on the internet with two active threads on the first page" Bennett. He's tied with Zack Ryder!
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