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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Apr 15, 2019 15:04:34 GMT -5
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 15, 2019 15:05:16 GMT -5
In a year it'll be Priest.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 15, 2019 15:05:45 GMT -5
It's not like Punishment Martinez was exactly the greatest name in the world either.
Can't wait for just Priest to be called up to the main roster.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 15:09:26 GMT -5
At least when your name is Punishment Martinez there's nowhere to go but up.
Not bad, though I'd actually prefer just 'Priest', since there's always a dude in prison and action movies with that name.
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Post by Pgarodactyl on Apr 15, 2019 15:10:54 GMT -5
Since just "Priest" seems to be the agreed-upon end result, I offer this alternative...
He'll be renamed "Damian", and his backstory will be that he's imbued with the spirit of Jake the Snake's squashed serpentine mascot. He'll have a tag team and/or feud with Randy Orton.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Apr 15, 2019 15:19:59 GMT -5
Yeah, the name, whatever it was gonna be, is the LEAST of his worries.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 15, 2019 15:22:19 GMT -5
Damien Priest actually sounds like a cool name in a schlocky action movie kind of way. Too bad it's wasted on f***ing Punishment Martinez
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 15, 2019 15:23:39 GMT -5
It's a better name, though he's still Baron Corbin Jr.
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 15, 2019 15:24:49 GMT -5
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 15, 2019 15:29:03 GMT -5
It's a better name, though he's still Baron Corbin Jr. Corbin: No Bastard son of mine would be caught dead in wrestling in Major League Wrestling!!!
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 15, 2019 15:31:21 GMT -5
No joke - I had not heard of this Punishment Martinez person and thought the OP was goofing on the Bayley situation.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Apr 15, 2019 15:33:04 GMT -5
I like Braden Garrison better
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 15:38:14 GMT -5
I mean you really couldn’t do worse than “Punishment” as a first name (or “Punisher” for that matter), so good job on that at least.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 15:51:19 GMT -5
It's a much better name, which is weird since it's still a pretty bad name.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 15, 2019 16:02:35 GMT -5
I want the movie where renegade cop Drake Maverick and new department transfer Damien Priest team up to bust an underground drug empire.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2019 16:05:21 GMT -5
I want the movie where renegade cop Drake Maverick and new department transfer Damien Priest team up to bust an underground drug empire. Kurt Angle absolutely has to be the police chief.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 15, 2019 16:19:30 GMT -5
I like Braden Garrison better Mustafa Cien Almas!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 15, 2019 16:20:32 GMT -5
It's a much better name, which is weird since it's still a pretty bad name. I personally think they're equally terrible.
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Post by Rave on Apr 15, 2019 16:20:46 GMT -5
It fits his aesthetic pretty well.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 15, 2019 16:22:17 GMT -5
I want the movie where renegade cop Drake Maverick and new department transfer Damien Priest team up to bust an underground drug empire. The real tragedy is that Eddie Guerrero died before starring in a buddy cop movie. Always thought he would have nailed that kind of a role.
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