Ratings Are Spiraling, Time For A Musical Episode!

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

Complete with a score written by a competent artist, then ignored and rewritten by Vince McMahon: Genius Lyricist.

It's time to play the music. It's time to light the lights.
It's time to meet the McMahons on the McMahon Show tonight.

And, go.

[Mister Pigwell]

Show still opens with a 20 minute (spoken) promo.

[Hit Girl]

Vince - "We're losing viewers on Monday nights. Let's take Saudi money, f*** human rights!"

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I see a ten minute set piece called 'Do I Smell Dookie?'

I can hear the little string stings in the intro.

[Fundertaker]

"THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD! KISS~!"

[Kyn]

Special appearance by 'Chocolate Starfish & Hot Dog flavoured Water' era Limp Bizkit. They were hot about 25 years ago, so Vince should just now be becoming aware they exist.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

"Do You Wanna Build Up Strowman?"
By Triple H

Pop?

Do you want to build up Strowman?

Come on, let's go and play!

He never goes over anymore

Just kicks out after 3 or more

It's like you think he's become passe

He and Finn used to be best buddies

And now they're not

I wish you would tell me why!

Do you want to build up Strowman?

It doesn't have to be Braun Strowman...

Go away, Hunter!

Okay, bye.....

[Celexa Bliss]

If you go with the Muppet Show opening, you don't even have to change the Statler and Waldorf part...

My contribution:

Triple H: Hey now, you're an All-Star, put your boots on, go play.
Vince: Hey now, you're a Superstar, keep your mouth shut, get paid.
The Revival: All that glitters ain't gold.
Roman: Only Big Dogs break the mold.

[Spiderf 4]

"Can you get jiggy with something, Shelton?"

[fw91]

Elias and Balor live at MSG.

The epilouge of the DVD Release will read..

"Business picked up, And WWE never worried about competition or ratings ever again."

[FinalGwen]

I'm going to repost this one from the Crown Jewel thread, by way of Chess:

Riyadh, middle eastern setting,
And the city don't know that the city is getting,
The creme de la creme of the wrestling world,
In a show with everything but... The women.

Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Greatest Royal Rumble had the wrestle boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this budget there's no ordinary venue
It's Wrestlemania or Summerslam or Super Showdown, or,
Or this place!

One night in Riyadh seems a massive fumble,
McMahon can't help but court controversy,
One night in Riyadh makes the stock price tumble,
Can't be too careful with your company.
I can feel the devil's favourite demon walking next to me!

[Shark]

I'd watch a musical episode of Raw, I won't lie.

[Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh]

All I want is an Andrew Lloyd Webber version of the Mr. Ass theme.

[Perd]

5 hours, 2 brands, and 37 writers
How do you bore, bore an audience to tears?

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

On hour two, Vince McMahon, singing via Sami Zayn gets his solo.

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

[Hit Girl]

Vince - "Our Super Showdown can't be missed. In this very ring, women don't exist!"

[IgnahtaSempria]

Jun 4, 2019 15:01:34 GMT -5 Fundertaker said:

"THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD! KISS~!"

"...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'RE BREAKING UP!? THEY'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 46 YEARS! THEY'VE GOT AT LEAST ANOTHER DECADE IN THEM! FINE, GET ME AC/DC! ... WTF IS AXEL ROSE DOING WITH THEM!? AND WHERE'S BON SCOTT AND MALCOLM YOUNG!?"

[Gremlin]

76 Beastboxes in the big parade!
With 110 suplexes close at hand!

[Macho Pichu]

I've seen the idea pop up a few times as a joke. I'm not sure what will happen first, someone making a full on WWE parody musical, or them being desperate enough to make it themselves.

[Deleted]

I want Musical Chairs back.