Evil Homer
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Post by Evil Homer on Jan 31, 2020 21:08:07 GMT -5
Not much chance of Dave doing a rundrive-in on one of these, then. Batista would fit right into this franchise
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 31, 2020 21:49:05 GMT -5
Just a reminder this franchise started off with Dom stealing DVD players. Now he's gone from that to apparently being able to catch a car with his bare hands. Every hall of famer has to start in the little leagues, I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2020 23:19:57 GMT -5
They don’t look like brothers at all!!
Anyways you think they brought Han because
A: To get people to stop complaining about Shaw killing him and being a good guy.
B: Desperately give an in universe reason to bring back Gal Gadot now that she’s a much bigger star.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 31, 2020 23:24:20 GMT -5
Anyways you think they brought Han back so people will: A: To get people to stop complaining about Hobbs killing him and being a good guy. Shaw "killed" him. And yeah, it seems like a clumsy retcon to explain why Dom is cool with the guy who killed one of his "familia." Y'know, ignoring the fact that Shaw repeatedly tried to kill Dom, Mia, Brian, and Letty, and blew up Dom's house.
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riseofsetian1981
King Koopa
"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left."
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 31, 2020 23:29:56 GMT -5
They don’t look like brothers at all!! Anyways you think they brought Han because A: To get people to stop complaining about Shaw killing him and being a good guy. B: Desperately give an in universe reason to bring back Gal Gadot now that she’s a much bigger star. In all fairness though, they never did clearly show that Han died.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2020 23:31:15 GMT -5
So let me guess
Cena turns babyface because FAMILY.
The Han thing makes no sense...that boy got killed otherwise the aftermath and reactions and the post credit scene in Tokyo Drift make even less sense
I am still waiting on the franchise to finally reach the moon and somehow they get moon buggies that can jump planet to planet
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 31, 2020 23:43:56 GMT -5
They really, really should've stopped with Furious 7 as that was the perfect ending. But you know what? I'll be there for this. Just another 2 hour plus check your brain at the door action film. Bring it on. Your underselling it. These are like ludicrously(no pun intended) over the top anime's come to live. And the stunt's and action sequences get even more absurd,fun and entertaining every movie. Most action movie's can only aspire to the greatness of the F & F Franchise
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Feb 1, 2020 0:01:07 GMT -5
I think we only need one more before they go to space.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 1, 2020 0:05:12 GMT -5
The Han thing makes no sense...that boy got killed otherwise the aftermath and reactions and the post credit scene in Tokyo Drift make even less sense Second time in these movies that a character has seemingly died in a fiery car wreck, been buried and grieved over, only to be revealed as alive in a later movie. Also somewhat ghoulish given what happened to Paul Walker.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2020 0:16:24 GMT -5
Ya know what I bet it aint HAN.....but that Has has a twin brother because of course.
Just like Dom has a brother....that has absoloutley no resemblence in anyway to him but okay they are brothers
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Feb 1, 2020 0:30:08 GMT -5
Not much chance of Dave doing a rundrive-in on one of these, then. Batista would fit right into this franchise Well he certainly would of been better for the role of Doms brother. Dave can come off believable when serious. Meanwhile I literally laughed at every shot of John in the trailer. Plus there’s more of a believable resemblance there between Dave and Vin..but what do I know, this does look hilarious lol
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Shark
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Post by Shark on Feb 1, 2020 0:37:16 GMT -5
Ok legit, that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long long time. This looks so wonderfully stupid in the best of ways. This is straight up a movie to watch with a group of friends and laugh at how ridiculous it all is.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 1, 2020 3:45:28 GMT -5
Thank god I'm not the only one that thinks Cena and Vin look absolutely nothing alike.
I'm calling it: There's gonna be some scene where the bad girl tries to kill Dom's kid and Cena turns face to save the kid. It'd be better if the bad girl shot at Dom's kid, but the bullet hits the cross and bounces back killing the bad girl.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 1, 2020 4:01:35 GMT -5
I think we only need one more before they go to space. Letty: Dom you don't know how to drive a rocketship! Dom: I can drive anything...for family. Letty: <swoons>
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Feb 1, 2020 7:40:38 GMT -5
Yeah I'm in. Looks dumb as shit but in a great way.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2020 10:33:55 GMT -5
They already introduced superpowers with Idris. Just make Han ressurected via car based Lazarus Pit. Mystical 10w30 Castrol and he's all good.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 1, 2020 10:44:28 GMT -5
They already introduced superpowers with Idris. Just make Han ressurected via car based Lazarus Pit. Mystical 10w30 Castrol and he's all good. They pretty much introduced Wolverine-style healing powers with Rock in the seventh movie. One minute he's sitting in hospital with a broken arm, the next he's pulling off his cast and walking around carrying a helicopter minigun as if there was never anything wrong with him to begin with.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 1, 2020 12:02:43 GMT -5
I think we only need one more before they go to space. I'm holding out for time travel.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Rican on Feb 1, 2020 12:33:56 GMT -5
I think we only need one more before they go to space. I'm holding out for time travel. That’s how Han is back!!
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Feb 1, 2020 12:44:21 GMT -5
I think we only need one more before they go to space. I'm holding out for time travel. Dom: Don’t matter if you go back in time by an inch or a mile....Time-Travelings Winning... Letty: What? Dom: ..Faaamii- Letty: no, about-.. Dom: *sips Corona and vanishes*
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