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Post by thechase on Mar 9, 2020 9:04:49 GMT -5
For some reason, I totally blanked on creating this thread and would up making a new one about the exact same thing
Ten minute sneek peek at the movie. They're describing it as closing off all the plot threads and leaving no further room for sequels in this universe
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 9, 2020 14:41:07 GMT -5
I want a Dark Ages era Justice League animated movie - -Hawk Avatar Hawkman -Vuldarian Warrior Guy Gardner -Wonder Woman dressed like a biker stripper -Ice Maiden constantly unashamedly flirting with Fire -Fire treating Ice Maiden like her little sister who she's afraid the college boys will take advantage of -Nuklon and Obsidian -The Yazz -Bloodwynd -And, of course, everybody's favorite founding member of the Justice League, Triumph Oh, there is so much insanity from this era to choose from, but I say just straight-up adapt the "Way of the Warrior" crossover event, all in gloriously animated Hi-Def. I get the tingles just thinking about it. The World isn't ready for The Goddamn Yazz. Though, JL Task Force did have some awesome matching uniforms. |
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Post by Lupin the Third on Mar 9, 2020 14:51:11 GMT -5
Justice League Europe or Justice League Elite? Elite. Get me some Major Disaster on the silver screen. Staring Hangman Adam Page!! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2020 15:39:04 GMT -5
I want a Dark Ages era Justice League animated movie - -Hawk Avatar Hawkman -Vuldarian Warrior Guy Gardner -Wonder Woman dressed like a biker stripper -Ice Maiden constantly unashamedly flirting with Fire -Fire treating Ice Maiden like her little sister who she's afraid the college boys will take advantage of -Nuklon and Obsidian -The Yazz -Bloodwynd -And, of course, everybody's favorite founding member of the Justice League, Triumph Oh, there is so much insanity from this era to choose from, but I say just straight-up adapt the "Way of the Warrior" crossover event, all in gloriously animated Hi-Def. I get the tingles just thinking about it. Oh my God there's so much wrong with this but also (as a guy who started reADING JLA DURING THIS ERA WTF) something so right. And if you're going to do that, then dammit Way of the Warrior is the premise. It would all unify the entire audience with the overwhelming sense of "how did this get greenlit?!"  |
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Post by thechase on May 5, 2020 7:38:07 GMT -5
The film has been released digitally, haven't seen it, but read some spoilers {Spoiler}The Titans are all killed except Damien and Raven, including Superboy, not that any of it sticks, as a Flashpoint is pulled at the end to reset the entire continuity, which will begin with this summer's Man of Tomorrow movie |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 5, 2020 9:47:27 GMT -5
The film has been released digitally, haven't seen it, but read some spoilers {Spoiler}{Spoiler}The Titans are all killed except Damien and Raven, including Superboy, not that any of it sticks, as a Flashpoint is pulled at the end to reset the entire continuity, which will begin with this summer's Man of Tomorrow movie So the cel-shaded Voltron style animation is going to be the new norm for the DC movies after this? Awesome. |
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2020 10:19:33 GMT -5
I really think they should just stop having continuity in these movies but if they must... {Spoiler}At least they're ditching this awful faux-New 52 shit. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 5, 2020 11:47:52 GMT -5
I'm 17 minutes into this garbage. It's awful. Why is it so hard for DC to just keep it f***ing light? Edit: 44 minutes in. This is everything I hate about DC's attitude. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Barry, Hal, Diana, Arthur, Martian Manhunter, Mera, Hawkman, Cyborg and Zatanna were all murdered in the first ten minutes of the movie. The Titans were massacred, did we really need to see Starfire's entrails? It's just hateful garbage. I hate this movie. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 5, 2020 13:38:26 GMT -5
I just finished it. Hateful, overly violent, not worth anyone's time.
Spare yourself 90 minutes and go watch The New Frontier.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on May 5, 2020 13:39:15 GMT -5
I'm 17 minutes into this garbage. It's awful. Why is it so hard for DC to just keep it f***ing light? Edit: 44 minutes in. This is everything I hate about DC's attitude. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Barry, Hal, Diana, Arthur, Martian Manhunter, Mera, Hawkman, Cyborg and Zatanna were all murdered in the first ten minutes of the movie. The Titans were massacred, did we really need to see Starfire's entrails? It's just hateful garbage. I hate this movie. Don't worry, Batman will look strong soon enough! |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 5, 2020 13:43:29 GMT -5
I'm 17 minutes into this garbage. It's awful. Why is it so hard for DC to just keep it f***ing light? Edit: 44 minutes in. This is everything I hate about DC's attitude. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Barry, Hal, Diana, Arthur, Martian Manhunter, Mera, Hawkman, Cyborg and Zatanna were all murdered in the first ten minutes of the movie. The Titans were massacred, did we really need to see Starfire's entrails? It's just hateful garbage. I hate this movie. Don't worry, Batman will look strong soon enough! {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
He's barely in it and barely does anything, but the usual being two steps ahead bullshit. His fail safe is what leads to them "winning". |
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 5, 2020 17:06:34 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Barry, Hal, Diana, Arthur, Martian Manhunter, Mera, Hawkman, Cyborg and Zatanna were all murdered in the first ten minutes of the movie. The Titans were massacred, did we really need to see Starfire's entrails? It's just hateful garbage. I hate this movie. Wait, I thought that recent rumor was that the MCU was adapting Ultimatum, not DC? |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 5, 2020 19:43:43 GMT -5
{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Barry, Hal, Diana, Arthur, Martian Manhunter, Mera, Hawkman, Cyborg and Zatanna were all murdered in the first ten minutes of the movie. The Titans were massacred, did we really need to see Starfire's entrails? It's just hateful garbage. I hate this movie. Wait, I thought that recent rumor was that the MCU was adapting Ultimatum, not DC? It was so ugly, I didn't break it all down, but it got worse and worse and worse. It's like DC is punishing me for being a fan. |
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on May 5, 2020 20:17:19 GMT -5
So when I resub to DC universe, don't go out of my way to watch this dumpster fire, gotcha
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 5, 2020 21:25:59 GMT -5
I needed another reminder that it's been a loooong time since the DCAU.... DC's animated output has been way downhil for years... but just from what I have heard it does sound like Ultimatum...
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Post by Mozenrath on May 5, 2020 21:29:15 GMT -5
I get the feeling I saw the only bit really worth my time with the clip I saw. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}King Shark is one of John Constantine's exes. That checks out, honestly. JC has f***ed way weirder. |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on May 5, 2020 21:58:33 GMT -5
I needed another reminder that it's been a loooong time since the DCAU.... DC's animated output has been way downhil for years... but just from what I have heard it does sound like Ultimatum... {Spoiler}Here's how this shitpile ends.
{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
The end of the movie consists of what's left of the League (half of which are now cyborg abominations made of the remains of the Leaguers killed in the first five minutes) and Titans (Robin, Raven, Cybernetic Abomination Starfire, and post-Lazarus Pit resurrection insanity Nightwing). The Earth is off track and they're either going to burn or freeze to death. It's so bad that Constantine just convinces Flash (who conveniently survived) to go make a new Flashpoint because "it can't be worse than what we got." |
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Post by Joe Neglia on May 5, 2020 23:07:53 GMT -5
I get the feeling I saw the only bit really worth my time with the clip I saw. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}King Shark is one of John Constantine's exes. That checks out, honestly. JC has f***ed way weirder. That clip showed up on my Twitter timeline and - having zero idea this movie even existed - thought it was from the Harley Quinn show. Was all "okay, now I *have* to watch this show. Shame that it doesn't seem to have that tone throughout. Still gonna check out the Quinn show, though. This...maybe that clip was all I need from it, I dunno. |
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 5, 2020 23:08:21 GMT -5
I needed another reminder that it's been a loooong time since the DCAU.... DC's animated output has been way downhil for years... but just from what I have heard it does sound like Ultimatum... {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Here's how this shitpile ends.
{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
The end of the movie consists of what's left of the League (half of which are now cyborg abominations made of the remains of the Leaguers killed in the first five minutes) and Titans (Robin, Raven, Cybernetic Abomination Starfire, and post-Lazarus Pit resurrection insanity Nightwing). The Earth is off track and they're either going to burn or freeze to death. It's so bad that Constantine just convinces Flash (who conveniently survived) to go make a new Flashpoint because "it can't be worse than what we got." What in the actual f***? At least we have Young Justice. |
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Post by Rolent Tex on May 6, 2020 0:01:55 GMT -5
I'm sorry. Dark. Apocalypse? Dark. Apocalypse. Dark. Apocalypse. A whole committee of people must have signed off on this. Coming next year, Sad Funeral. No that isn't as stupid. I literally can't think of something that stupid. Sad Funeral would be a film about the death of Batman & it'd be 80 minutes about how great he was with each tale being more ridiculous than the last, ultimately being that he had all of the powers of the Justice League combined. Only if it ends with everyone attending the funeral doing the Batusi. |
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