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Post by PKO on Oct 4, 2019 21:10:35 GMT -5
I don’t think a great body is necessary in wrestling; I bought CM Punk and Kevin Owens from the first moment I saw them. But those guys have charisma.
I have very little knowledge of this Cain dude, so the combination of his doughy appearance, him hobbling to the ring, and next to no charisma or stage presence...I ain’t sold.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 4, 2019 21:11:05 GMT -5
Cain has never had a good body but he is a legit guy you don't want to f*** with
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 4, 2019 21:12:04 GMT -5
Cain just sprinted to the ring, I'll tell you
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Post by fw91 on Oct 4, 2019 21:13:26 GMT -5
I know he's unproven, but WALTER has a shit body, and nobody seems to care. Why are we hating on a legit bad ass' body?
I think what happened to Kofi is getting people worked up. I get that. Of course I do. But the Cain stuff has me very excited.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 4, 2019 21:14:23 GMT -5
Cain being legit aside though, what a puzzling decision for your wrestling show.
Guess they weren't kidding about Fox wanting it more sports related. Though that doesn't make much sense why you'd give billions to a pro wrestling show if you don't want pro wrestling.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Oct 4, 2019 21:14:26 GMT -5
Damn, Dominic got big
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Oct 4, 2019 21:17:09 GMT -5
Cain has never had a good body but he is a legit guy you don't want to f*** with It's one of those things where you know full well that he's legit in every way but he is just *not* intimidating on the surface. Like, the minute injuries started to pile up and he shaved his head, he immediately went in to permanent dadmode.
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Post by Kyle Butler on Oct 4, 2019 21:17:31 GMT -5
Beer gut...he’s just lowering his center of gravity in preparation for the Royal Rumble!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 4, 2019 21:18:18 GMT -5
Cain has looked pretty decent in his AAA matches so whatever but hopefully they don't give him the usual MMA-convert moveset and instead let him do more of his lucha inspired sutff.
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Post by Dub H on Oct 4, 2019 21:18:58 GMT -5
So what if he's got a beer gut? He could f*** anyone on the roster up. Be mad all you want but body shaming? Nah. Isnt cain pretty much worn down and retired?I'm sure the skill is there even if rusty but the body could easily not handle it.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 4, 2019 21:19:09 GMT -5
Cain has never had a good body but he is a legit guy you don't want to f*** with It's one of those things where you know full well that he's legit in every way but he is just *not* intimidating on the surface. Like, the minute injuries started to pile up and he shaved his head, he immediately went in to permanent dadmode. Oh yeah there’s a reason Cain is going into wrestling. Dude ain’t got it no more lol his body is trash. He was supposed to be one of the greats and you can make a cause for him but he never really became the face he was supposed to Dude has always had a shit body but somehow his gas tank is always full
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Post by Rolent Tex on Oct 4, 2019 21:19:20 GMT -5
I can’t wait for Cain to become a 3 Count fanboy.
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Post by koreycaskets on Oct 4, 2019 21:20:11 GMT -5
Alrighty here we go this is Where Enzo can be someone's mouthpiece!
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Post by JTG on Oct 4, 2019 21:20:52 GMT -5
What I did try to say is that to someone who doesn't watch UFC like, the guy doesn't look like he's half menacing when you first look at him. A bit left over upper body and the charisma of a kitchen sink.
And that guy is hot-shotted as the next big thing for Lesnar instead of someone on the roster.
What a way to kick off things on FOX !
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Oct 4, 2019 21:20:53 GMT -5
It's one of those things where you know full well that he's legit in every way but he is just *not* intimidating on the surface. Like, the minute injuries started to pile up and he shaved his head, he immediately went in to permanent dadmode. Oh yeah there’s a reason Cain is going into wrestling. Dude ain’t got it no more lol his body is trash. He was supposed to be one of the greats and you can make a cause for him but he never really became the face he was supposed to Dude has always had a shit body but somehow his gas tank is always full Yeeeah, honestly as soon as I saw rumors about him signing my immediate thought was how the f*** is his body gonna survive the WWE schedule
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Oct 4, 2019 21:23:16 GMT -5
I was incredibly disheartened by Kofi getting chumped out like that.
But nah, I marked out for Cain Velasquez.
Just wish they'd cut out the overly long staredown. That took away from the impact a little.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Oct 4, 2019 21:23:22 GMT -5
Oh yeah there’s a reason Cain is going into wrestling. Dude ain’t got it no more lol his body is trash. He was supposed to be one of the greats and you can make a cause for him but he never really became the face he was supposed to Dude has always had a shit body but somehow his gas tank is always full Yeeeah, honestly as soon as I saw rumors about him signing my immediate thought was how the f*** is his body gonna survive the WWE schedule Good chance he quits at some point. Brock probably gets his win back against Cain and I can’t see much unless he is really good (which somehow MMA fighters are in wrestling)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 21:28:07 GMT -5
I think I would have marked more if Jack Swagger came out.
“Fans are tired of Brock holding the title, making the rest of roster look like shit? Well we will just give them two Brock Lesnars!”
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 4, 2019 21:28:26 GMT -5
I feel like that ending was worse than any of us could have ever predicted and that's saying a lot of things.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 21:32:14 GMT -5
Teens can bulk up real quick.
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