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Post by crowley1986 on Dec 22, 2019 16:58:14 GMT -5
more entertaining than the stuff today
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Post by A damn road sign on Dec 22, 2019 18:15:25 GMT -5
And yet, I recall all of that vividly but couldn’t tell you anything that happened on RAW last week even though I only watched it 7 days ago.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 22, 2019 18:31:24 GMT -5
Still hard to believe Stephanie positioning herself as a trailblazing feminist when she played a major part in this era.
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Dec 22, 2019 18:44:55 GMT -5
I forgot just how good smack down was during this time. It was all in good fun. Raw, however was either a train wreck of shitty angles or a complete bore.
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 22, 2019 19:00:14 GMT -5
There was also the 1 week Stephanie turned heel because of her period.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 22, 2019 19:41:06 GMT -5
That weird angle with the woman who lied about having an affair with Taker happening the same week as Katie Vick did give us one of my fav Taker/Kane moments though, namely, the opening of No Mercy 2002
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 22, 2019 20:17:17 GMT -5
Also, that Vince vs. Stephanie feud, just in case there was some person who wanted to tune in to wrestling to see a father beat up his own daughter in a match.
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 22, 2019 21:39:03 GMT -5
Vince McMahon to Zack Gowen - "I NEED ATHLETES IN HERE NOT SOME FFRREEAAKK!"
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 22, 2019 21:55:59 GMT -5
How could you forget Jamie Noble winning a match where he got to sleep with Torrie Wilson (cause that ain’t rapey at all) and the storyline ending in an orgy?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2019 23:30:37 GMT -5
How could you forget Jamie Noble winning a match where he got to sleep with Torrie Wilson (cause that ain’t rapey at all) and the storyline ending in an orgy? Oh I didn’t forget the OP just got me to fall 2002.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2019 23:34:15 GMT -5
There was also the 1 week Stephanie turned heel because of her period. All she wanted to do was have sex with Scott Steiner but Moolah showed up wanting to plug her book so Steph booked her in a match with Big Show.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 0:03:05 GMT -5
pt.2 winter 2002 -early 2003
Torrie finds her fully clothed elderly father in the shower with a nude Dawn Marie.We see Dawn’s bare butt and are nation is better for it.
In Arkansas Funaki questions Al Wilson about his shower scene with Dawn.Al claims he did not have sexual relations with that woman as a Bill Clinton spoof.
Dawn blackmails Torrie into having sex with her so that she’ll leave her dad alone.Torrie has sex with her.Dawn reveals she lied and is still marrying Al.
Stephanie promises to have sex with Steiner if he signs with Smackdown.He wants to have sex with her on a table in the middle of the ring.She says no so he throws her on the table,mounts her and asks the fans if he should rape her.The crowd cheers wildy.Stephanie escapes and gets booed out of the building for not letting a crazy man violate her.
Dawn & Al exchange gifts the week before their wedding.Dawn gets him a camcorder so they can film all the sex their gonna have on their honeymoon.Al gives her Viagra.
Dawn promises to get married naked on a live Smackdown.Stephanie tells her she can’t get naked on UPN like a real killjoy.Dawn and Al get married in their underwear instead.
In a show long storyline Al & Dawn have sex all night.Al dies and Dawn cries in her lingerie while paramedics fail to revive him.I remember watching this live and my local news anchors being totally perplexed by what they just saw.
Dawn attacks Torrie at Al’s wake infront of Al’s casket.
Brian Kendrick debuts as a guy desperate to be signed with a school boy crush on Stephanie.Sean O’Haire convinces him to run around the arena naked ending up in Stephanie’s office she admires his cock.For a few weeks they do skits where Brian flirts with her and gives her flowers then they drop the angle.
Stephanie uses her boobs to reveal Hulk Hogan is returning.
Sylvain Grenier debuted.
Kurt Angle starts trying to get with Stephanie giving her flowers,flirting with her and even going as far as to start taking her clothes off which she seems to like at first but she catches on to what he’s doing and books him against Brock.
Sean O’Haire convinces Dawn to go to the ring and flash her boobs.So she does.It’s good to see she got over her husband’s death so quickly.
Stephanie announces who’s the next woman in playboy by teasing its her by groping herself and talking about her breasts & people wanting to see her naked only to reveal its Torrie.Torrie is overjoyed and thanks Stephanie for letting her get naked in a magazine.This seems like a huge HR violation forcing someone to get naked in a widely distributed publication.
Nathan Jones was awful.
Taker’s mania match was a tag with Jones vs A-Train & Big Show.They did a injury angle on Heat to get rid of Jones.
Also at Mania they did a 4 way on a giant bed between The Miller Lite Catfight Girls,Stacy and Torrie.All the women ripped each others clothes off,spanked each other and then removed Coach’s pants.Stacy pinned Coach and Torrie counted the pinfall.Lawler & JR made fun of Coach for being a loser.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 1:47:20 GMT -5
I forgot just how good smack down was during this time. It was all in good fun. Raw, however was either a train wreck of shitty angles or a complete bore. It’s funny how well regarded Smackdown from this period is with how sleazy alot of it is.Today people online freak out over the Lana/Lashley/Rusev angle when its tame compared to what they were doing every week in multiple segments on 02/03 smackdown.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 1:55:40 GMT -5
Pt3 Spring,Summer and Fall 2003 Sable randomly returns on the smackdown after mania.She kisses Torrie.
Sable walks in on Torrie taking a shower.
Backstage Sable walks around topless covering her boobs with her hands and hits on Torrie.
After a Torrie playboy segment they cut to Stephanie from behind bent over her desk.They pan from her feet to her butt zooming in.Steph say she’s a real woman and much hotter than Torrie.Stephanie is a babyface.
They tease a Stephanie/Hulk Hogan romance.
During a backstage interview with Josh Matthews.Sable strips to her bra,fondles her breasts,let’s him feel her up and then calls him a pervert.
During The Sable invitational Bikini Contest.Torrie who wasn’t invited gives Sable a lap dance,rubs a lollipop between Sable’s boobs and they take turns licking said lollipop.Sable loves all of this.Then Sable,Dawn and Nidia do a 3 on 1 beatdown of Torrie.
During a Lie detector test Vince admits to jerking off to Torrie’s Playboy.
During a match with Dawn Marie.Torrie gets blatantly groped by the ref in a comedy spot the announcers laugh about.After the match Sable challenges Torrie to a bikini contest at the ppv.Torrie answers this challenge by stripping to her bra and fondling her own boobs.
The bikini contest ended with Torrie winning,taking off her bikini to reveal an even smaller bikini and then making out with Sable.This is the end of this storyline.
Sable is mad at Tazz for picking Torrie in the bikini contest.So she gets on the announce table,fondles herself,pours water on her boobs and then pours water on Tazz who freaks out.Sable gyrates on the table while Cole tells us how turned on he is.
They start a Stephanie/Mr.America romance.
Sable flashes her boobs at Mr.America & Gowen during an arm wrestling contest.
Vince gives Stephanie Sable as an assistant.They briefly tease a lesbian angle.
Billy Gunn returns and instantly starts dating Torrie.They are obsessed with each other’s asses.
They cut from a Eddy Guerrero/Ultimo Dragon match to show a closeup of Billy Gunn’s ass with a woman squeezing it.The woman is Torrie who is making out with him.
Sable seduces Gowen by letting him grab her boobs and making out with him.She mounts him on the desk and takes her top off.She makes him beg for it and then slaps him and makes fun of him for being handicapped.Vince shows up and reveals this was all his plan.Vince and Sable makeout and he suggests they have sex.Sable mounts him on the desk and starts taking her clothes off.Steph shows up and has a nervous breakdown claiming when she was a teenager Vince made her have sex with his business associates.
Vince spends the entire summer making out with Sable & making fun of Gowen for being handicapped.
Noble wants to have sex with Torrie so he challenges Gunn to a match where if he wins he gets to have sex with her.He wins.
At the hotel Torrie shows up drunk.Nidia shows up in her lingerie and has sex with Noble while Torrie watches.Gunn shows up and all 4 of them have sex.This starts a brief angle where Torrie,Billy,Noble and Nidia are swingers.
A-Train randomly attacks Taker.Backstage Sable fondles his man boobs.She says Vince is happy with him and as a reward he’s letting A-Train have sex with her.
Brock destroys Gowen infront of his mom.
Gowen in a wheelchair gets shoved down a flight of stairs by Brock.
Vince clotheslines and bodyslams Stephanie.Then he shoves down Linda and makes out with Sable.
Nidia regularly gets made fun of for having small boobs.
Shaniqua gets hit with a clothesline from hell and disappears for a few weeks.When she returns she has huge implants and claims its permanent swelling from the clothesline.
Tajiri mists Nidia from her head to her stomach.She disappears for a couple weeks and returns with huge implants.
Shaniqua becomes a dominatrix.The Bashams wear gimp masks and they show them tied up backstage with her whipping them.
Dawn gets naked in a tub full of chocolate syrup.
Undertaker & Vince have a buried alive match because Taker is mad Vince is having an affair with Sable.
The Cat starts a segment where he dances with women.He has Sable on and forcibly makes out with her and then strips to his boxers.
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Dec 23, 2019 6:17:12 GMT -5
I forgot just how good smack down was during this time. It was all in good fun. Raw, however was either a train wreck of shitty angles or a complete bore. It’s funny how well regarded Smackdown from this period is with how sleazy alot of it is.Today people online freak out over the Lana/Lashley/Rusev angle when its tame compared to what they were doing every week in multiple segments on 02/03 smackdown. No doubt if I were to watch most of it back now it would be damn cringe, but combined with the actual wrestling on hand and the characters it would be a lot more entertaining than what WWE puts out now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2019 7:09:16 GMT -5
It’s funny how well regarded Smackdown from this period is with how sleazy alot of it is.Today people online freak out over the Lana/Lashley/Rusev angle when its tame compared to what they were doing every week in multiple segments on 02/03 smackdown. No doubt if I were to watch most of it back now it would be damn cringe, but combined with the actual wrestling on hand and the characters it would be a lot more entertaining than what WWE puts out now. Its definitely more entertaining than today but I was shocked how little good wrestling is on the show its such a small portion of the 2 hours where the focus is Mcmahon drama,T&A,cringy storylines and constantly reminding you that Vince & Stephanie Mcmahon are the sexiest people in the world.
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Post by government mule on Dec 23, 2019 8:17:40 GMT -5
Still think they dropped the ball on the Reverend D'Von gimmick.
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 23, 2019 9:11:42 GMT -5
Crazy cause it’s my favorite year in wrestling.
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Post by Dr. Bolty, Disaster Enby on Dec 23, 2019 9:25:04 GMT -5
I recall the WrestleCrap induction for Al Wilson making the point that as trashy as Smackdown was at the time, it tended to be kept separate from the great wrestling. Reading through the thread, that seems to bear out - wrestlers were less likely to be out in humiliating angles than non-wrestlers, and any wrestlers who were involved were the ones less likely to be damaged. I have to give credit to the booking strategy there, even if I have no desire to watch most of it.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Dec 23, 2019 10:37:22 GMT -5
That's Heyman for you. Explains why Raw is trashy now. He likes trashy story lines and exciting in ring action.
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