Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Dec 31, 2019 5:18:13 GMT -5
At very least it will make for interesting fanfics
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Honeybear Lyder
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It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Dec 31, 2019 5:27:14 GMT -5
So Lana is Russian who came to America to represent Rusev, but somehow acquired an American husband on the way, then dumped him for Rusev?
Also, Lashley should've went, "I'll take them both, I'm hardcore."
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 31, 2019 5:41:08 GMT -5
I need to revisit that one. I don't remember much about the whole Teddy Long and Krystal thing. Any short summaries? Let’s see... 90% of the roster waving hands in the air to Jagged Edge, Hornswoggle antics before it jumped the shark, Jillian Hall getting carried out kicking and screaming after trying to do a singsong, The Godfather showing up and offering his product to the entire male part of the roster in attendance and getting them all to leave halfway through, Teddy Long having a heart attack because of Viagra... It’s pretty nuts. www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wjzodFunnily enough, the bride in this ended up marrying in real life... Bobby Lashley. Butch Reed was there, too!
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Post by JTG on Dec 31, 2019 5:56:45 GMT -5
And now have Lashley reveal Lars Sullivan as his longtime lover
"I said I hated blacks and gays ? IT WAS A SWERVE ALL ALONG !"
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 31, 2019 6:05:44 GMT -5
Oh shit, potential plot twist/piece of continuity that I know won't actually be the case. Lashley saw Liv leaving Rusev and Lana's locker/hotel room, and promptly assumed that she had been with Rusev when it was Lana she had been seeing. Hijinx ensued.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 31, 2019 6:48:25 GMT -5
Amazing. Classic terrible WWE acting and dialogue. Absolutely tremendous.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 31, 2019 6:54:21 GMT -5
Did this affair start in Milwaukee?
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 31, 2019 7:15:53 GMT -5
Yeah, Johnny Curtis and Maxine. Quite possibly the most obscure wrestling wedding ever, as NXT Redemption was confined to a WWE.com exclusive before the Network. Was this before or after they attacked Striker with chloroform and kidnapped him? "WHY DO YOU HAVE CHLOROFORM?" "Why... don't I have chloroform?"
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 31, 2019 7:16:20 GMT -5
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Ben Wyatt
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 31, 2019 7:34:15 GMT -5
I mean, this is the kind of thing many fans seem to want to take away from wrestling... Why? Why do we have to be ashamed of goofy shit like this? Who are we trying to impress? This is one of the only things that wrestling has over real sports, that they can do bullshit like this with a straight face. I love good athletic wrestling matches as much as anyone, but sometimes I just feel like a stupid car-crash wedding to laugh at for 10 minutes. YES! Thank you! It was the absolute right amount of nonsensical and fun
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 31, 2019 7:37:49 GMT -5
Also... "Here comes EoE on his bullshit about point rankings again..." Holy hell, this might be my new favorite picture ever. Rusev's face is killing me.
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Dec 31, 2019 7:49:54 GMT -5
...can someone please break down what happened for me? *Lana and Lashley try to do a marry *It all goes mostly to plan until some bloke appears, Lana's 1st husband (before Rusev) *Lashley chokeslams him *Then some woman appears, Lashley's 1st wife (not Krystal Marshall) *Lana lays her out *Liv Morgan appears (first live appearance in over five months), reveals that she had a relationship with Lana *They brawl *They try to finish things, then Rusev appears out of the big cake and brawls with Lashley while Morgan and Lana brawl too *Everybody and everything ends up covered in cake and flowers, and technically Lana and Lashley didn't officially marry So, a typical wrestling wedding, then.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Dec 31, 2019 7:58:40 GMT -5
I’m suddenly interested in watching Raw now.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 31, 2019 8:07:36 GMT -5
Also... "Here comes EoE on his bullshit about point rankings again..." That's the face of a man who has front row seats to the NHL Winter Classic.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 31, 2019 9:23:31 GMT -5
This was the highest quality garbage TV T've seen in a while, and I loved every freakin' second of it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 9:37:49 GMT -5
There's zero doubt in my mind Rusev and Lana are freaky as f*** and find this whole storyline hot.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Dec 31, 2019 9:38:41 GMT -5
Oh shit, potential plot twist/piece of continuity that I know won't actually be the case. Lashley saw Liv leaving Rusev and Lana's locker/hotel room, and promptly assumed that she had been with Rusev when it was Lana she had been seeing. Hijinx ensued. That would have been an actually clever thing to foreshadow ,but even if the case the writing has already been awful
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 31, 2019 9:50:02 GMT -5
Also... "Here comes EoE on his bullshit about point rankings again..." Holy hell, this might be my new favorite picture ever. Rusev's face is killing me. Hilarious. I know people have shitted on this story from day one and said they deserve better and Rusev should leave etc but I bet it's actually been so much fun for them. Last night especially.
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Post by CeilingFan on Dec 31, 2019 9:53:18 GMT -5
Let’s see... 90% of the roster waving hands in the air to Jagged Edge, Hornswoggle antics before it jumped the shark, Jillian Hall getting carried out kicking and screaming after trying to do a singsong, The Godfather showing up and offering his product to the entire male part of the roster in attendance and getting them all to leave halfway through, Teddy Long having a heart attack because of Viagra... It’s pretty nuts. www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wjzodFunnily enough, the bride in this ended up marrying in real life... Bobby Lashley. Butch Reed was there, too! Butch Reed? The Founder of Netflix?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Dec 31, 2019 10:02:00 GMT -5
Oh shit, potential plot twist/piece of continuity that I know won't actually be the case. Lashley saw Liv leaving Rusev and Lana's locker/hotel room, and promptly assumed that she had been with Rusev when it was Lana she had been seeing. Hijinx ensued. Holy shit, that would actually make sense!
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