FAN, the Republic put a bounty on your head.

[Glitch]

What's your next move?

[BlackoutCreature]

Travel back in time and kill Plato before he can write it.

[Spider2024]

Eat it.



Now ask me what I want on my tombstone.

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

"HE ATE IT"

*sets up tombstone business*
*makes billions*
*pays off bounty*
*buys bounty factory*
*makes more billions
*sets up rival bounty company*
*and relaxes and watches the billions roll in*

[The Unconquered Sun]

Wait, so now I have a bounty on my head from the Republic, the Empire, the Trade Federation, the Klingons, the Covenant, the ASPCA, the Screen Actors Guild, the Ukrainian Porno Screen Actors Guild, the International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, AND the Greendale Seven???
Really, those last guys really take their paintball seriously.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Jan 16, 2020 2:02:10 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

Wait, so now I have a bounty on my head from the Republic, the Empire, the Trade Federation, the Klingons, the Covenant, the ASPCA, the Screen Actors Guild, the Ukrainian Porno Screen Actors Guild, the International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, AND the Greendale Seven???
Really, those last guys really take their paintball seriously.

What about The Horde?

[Push R Truth]

I was all excited because I misread Bounty as Booty.

[aka Cthulhu]

Well, first I'll wonder why I have a bounty on my head? Is it due to being intoxicated in public? Or due to vandalism? Or was it the nudity? Or was it that one time when I was drunk and naked and did some vandalism?

And how much? I wanna know the price on my head. I'll be offended if it's lower than I expected.

[Deleted]

Jan 15, 2020 21:08:07 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Eat it.



Now ask me what I want on my tombstone.

To this day, when I see Tombstone Pizza at the grocery store I think of that commercial, lol.

[CeilingFan]

I would retaliate by putting a bounty on the leader of the Republic.

The amount? 67 Cents!

[y4j1981]

Can I collect on myself?

[The Unconquered Sun]

Jan 16, 2020 2:09:52 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Jan 16, 2020 2:02:10 GMT -5 The Unconquered Sun said:

Wait, so now I have a bounty on my head from the Republic, the Empire, the Trade Federation, the Klingons, the Covenant, the ASPCA, the Screen Actors Guild, the Ukrainian Porno Screen Actors Guild, the International Brotherhood of Jazz Dancers, Pastry Chefs and Nuclear Technicians, AND the Greendale Seven???
Really, those last guys really take their paintball seriously.

What about The Horde?

oh, yeah, the Horde. Forgot about the Horde. I may have “accidentally” made cheese burgers out of a certain Tauren chieftain. Just sayin’

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Change my name to John Cena. They'll think twice before coming for me.

[Glitch]

Jan 15, 2020 21:08:07 GMT -5 Spider2024 said:

Eat it.



Now ask me what I want on my tombstone.

actually, I was confused on why you would eat paper towels.