J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on May 23, 2020 3:07:56 GMT -5
Part of me feels really bad for him, another part of me wants him to get his own show.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 6:22:02 GMT -5
So when I release my rap album, I think I'm going to call it 'Seeking Guidance For Permission to Be Horny' Tell me now if anyone has a problem with this because lockdown means me recording a lot and rapping might... happen My only problem is that I have to wait for it.
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
O Superman....O judge....O Mom and Dad....
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Post by nisidhe on May 23, 2020 8:21:20 GMT -5
I'm wondering if Jannetty saw Tumblr's recent blip in posts about Bret Hart (heartthrob) and decided he wanted a piece of the attention.
'Cause I'm pretty sure the Hitman's still racking up the xp.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 23, 2020 11:21:42 GMT -5
I'm wondering if Jannetty saw Tumblr's recent blip in posts about Bret Hart (heartthrob) and decided he wanted a piece of the attention. 'Cause I'm pretty sure the Hitman's still racking up the xp. Marty was looking at it with a tear in his eye.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 12:41:15 GMT -5
Is Marty our new Sweatsock Jose Lothario?
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
I Miss You Peanutπ₯
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 23, 2020 13:12:21 GMT -5
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 23, 2020 15:02:13 GMT -5
I'm hungry. I'm going to go fry some catfish.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,407
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on May 23, 2020 16:43:28 GMT -5
I'm hungry. I'm going to go fry some catfish. Marty really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 23, 2020 16:45:09 GMT -5
I hope he learns from this and stops being a Jannetty.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 23, 2020 16:52:52 GMT -5
Well, I for one am shocked that all these young women aren't throwing themselves at Marty freakin' Jannetty. SHOCKED, I tell you.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 23, 2020 17:03:01 GMT -5
Everybody who had "This girl never knew Marty Jannetty existed until he posted her photos on Facebook" please collect your prizes now.
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
Glob Glob Glob
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Post by Totorob101 on May 23, 2020 18:19:16 GMT -5
The man is gross, grow up Marty for gods sake
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson π₯ on May 23, 2020 23:30:30 GMT -5
I hope he learns from this and stops being a Jannetty. Then how will we be entertained?
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson π₯ on May 23, 2020 23:34:14 GMT -5
I'm hungry. I'm going to go fry some catfish.
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Post by sunnytaker on May 24, 2020 9:19:39 GMT -5
Wise man once said, "If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12." ... Wise man also once said, "If a woman tells you she's 26 and she looks 26, she's damn near 40." ... so the 21-25 year olds are trustworthy. better let marty know.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2020 9:47:33 GMT -5
Everybody who had "This girl never knew Marty Jannetty existed until he posted her photos on Facebook" please collect your prizes now. Is the prize a Polaroid with the Honky Tonk Man?
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on May 24, 2020 17:01:40 GMT -5
Wait, where the f*** is having sex with a 20 year old NOT legal? Or perhaps the better question is ''What state does Marty THINK having sex with a 20 year old is illegal?'' THANK YOU! This was my first takeaway from the entire thing as well.
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Post by Corre.222 on May 24, 2020 18:06:44 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty has nothing to worry about. He is fabricating all of this up in his fevered mind.
This is why he is the Jannetty of the Rockers
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 24, 2020 19:24:02 GMT -5
Hmm ... horny 1980s wrestler, catfishing ...
I think we all know who's responsible here.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 24, 2020 20:18:00 GMT -5
I'm hungry. I'm going to go fry some catfish.
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