Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on May 25, 2020 19:06:05 GMT -5
I can't explain why but his facebook is both somehow incredibly sad and f***ing hilarious at the same time. I don't know if it's the drugs or a mental imbalance of some kind or both but he does not seem well. Lingering effects of the concussion from when he tried to jump through a window like a coward.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on May 25, 2020 19:59:23 GMT -5
I said this in the thread about the DiBiase corruption investigation and I'll repeat it here: These Dark Side of the Rings just write themselves. I foolishly thought the show might run out of material at some point.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 26, 2020 9:55:38 GMT -5
Marty in a nutshell:
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on May 26, 2020 11:08:24 GMT -5
I said this in the thread about the DiBiase corruption investigation and I'll repeat it here: These Dark Side of the Rings just write themselves. I foolishly thought the show might run out of material at some point. The only thing that can limit the material that a show about the unsavory side of wrestling can cover is the heat death of the universe.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 26, 2020 12:26:45 GMT -5
He's gonna appear as himself in the next season of Southpaw Regional Wrestling.
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Talent Name
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Talent Name on May 26, 2020 18:40:56 GMT -5
Maybe Marty has a crayon stuck up his nose
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 26, 2020 18:42:41 GMT -5
He's gonna appear as himself in the next season of Southpaw Regional Wrestling. Regardless of being invited or not
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
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Post by fw91 on May 26, 2020 18:45:27 GMT -5
He's gonna appear as himself in the next season of Southpaw Regional Wrestling. Regardless of being invited or not " I thought this was the Wrestlerock Rumble" "Hi Susan, you aren't my daughter are you?"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 26, 2020 18:47:51 GMT -5
Why does Marty write like a teenage virgin lying about his sexual adventures?
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Post by Alexander The So-so on May 26, 2020 19:12:58 GMT -5
I really don't get these guys like Jannetty f***ing around with girls who could be their daughter or even granddaughter's age. I'm 28 and even I find the idea of getting with a 20-year-old weird. He doesn't discriminate by age: Not sure what hand gang sign he's throwing out there though. Somehow, this is the grossest and tackiest thing I’ve seen from Marty in the thread. “She enjoys her privacy, something I’ll never understand about people.” As an extremely private, attention-avoiding person myself who has only one social media account which is set to be as private and limited in exposure as possible, and who hasn’t posted anything approaching one one trillionth as humiliating as what Marty has posted, I truly cannot comprehend anyone having this mentality.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on May 26, 2020 20:21:21 GMT -5
What's funnier? This thread or that time Shawn impersonated Hulk Hogan? Definitely have to give it to this thread. Marty implying he f***ed Lady Gaga, she could barely handle his Rocker Dropper, then wrote "Poker Face" about him is pretty much impossible to beat on its own..and that's merely ONE of many glorious posts. I mean it’s too ridiculous to not be true surely?!
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camphor #BLM
Don Corleone
It's Skull-Sorcerer vs Super Sorcerer in a legendary LEG BAT battle!
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 26, 2020 21:52:59 GMT -5
Man, what a weekend @ Marty's this time! [many sexual flibbertyjibbits and horsefeathers]Why does Marty write like a teenage virgin lying about his sexual adventures? "...Ziggy says I can't jump until I get this Jannetty to make a meaningful connection with a woman his own age!"
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on May 26, 2020 22:15:30 GMT -5
Why does Marty write like a teenage virgin lying about his sexual adventures? "...Ziggy says I can't jump until I get this Jannetty to make a meaningful connection with a woman his own age!" If I could, I'd put money on this
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2020 1:21:56 GMT -5
Why does Marty write like a teenage virgin lying about his sexual adventures? "...Ziggy says I can't jump until I get this Jannetty to make a meaningful connection with a woman his own age!" Thanks a lot Marty, whole universe is now screwed 'cause of your attention seekin' thriller veins!
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Post by autisticgeordie on May 27, 2020 2:50:17 GMT -5
Do you think he's working us all or is this legit?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 27, 2020 2:52:22 GMT -5
Do you think he's working us all or is this legit? No telling. For a lot of older wrestlers it's impossible to see where the line is from our perspective. Sadly, the line is blurred on their end at times too.
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Post by autisticgeordie on May 27, 2020 2:53:33 GMT -5
Do you think he's working us all or is this legit? No telling. For a lot of older wrestlers it's impossible to see where the line is from our perspective. Sadly, the line is blurred on their end at times too. I mean, part of me hopes that he's just messing with people and he's actually well adjusted, but, if he is working us all, what does he gain out of it?
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 27, 2020 2:55:05 GMT -5
No telling. For a lot of older wrestlers it's impossible to see where the line is from our perspective. Sadly, the line is blurred on their end at times too. I mean, part of me hopes that he's just messing with people and he's actually well adjusted, but, if he is working us all, what does he gain out of it? Laughs, attention, followers. Any of which can help sell merch or up appearance fees if enough people bite.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 27, 2020 3:07:25 GMT -5
I mean, part of me hopes that he's just messing with people and he's actually well adjusted, but, if he is working us all, what does he gain out of it? Laughs, attention, followers. Any of which can help sell merch or up appearance fees if enough people bite. Yeah, I mean look at Iron Shiek who plays up the crazy psychopath stuff on twitter and videos to get people to pay attention to him... Virgil's started doing it too after his reputation of being a scam artist became super well known.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 27, 2020 14:41:16 GMT -5
Do you think he's working us all or is this legit? No telling. For a lot of older wrestlers it's impossible to see where the line is from our perspective. Sadly, the line is blurred on their end at times too. Head injuries, age, and a lifelong carney mindset are a bad mix.
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