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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2020 20:22:30 GMT -5
These whole set of Jannetty news are fantastico! And still keep delivering!
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2020 21:25:08 GMT -5
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Post by Talent Name on May 24, 2020 21:30:18 GMT -5
On a random Marty note I learned he and a gaggle of WWF rejects showed up in 1998 in WCW like John Nord.
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Post by Corre.222 on May 25, 2020 0:07:46 GMT -5
Imagine the incalculable rage her father must feel.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2020 2:31:08 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2020 2:31:34 GMT -5
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 25, 2020 2:36:50 GMT -5
Marty dropping those timely song references that drive all those 20-something girls crazy.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 25, 2020 2:40:40 GMT -5
I can't explain why but his facebook is both somehow incredibly sad and f***ing hilarious at the same time.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 25, 2020 6:19:02 GMT -5
I can't explain why but his facebook is both somehow incredibly sad and f***ing hilarious at the same time. I don't know if it's the drugs or a mental imbalance of some kind or both but he does not seem well.
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Post by Viking Hall on May 25, 2020 7:20:42 GMT -5
The plot takes an absolutely expected turn.
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Post by SmashTV on May 25, 2020 7:23:24 GMT -5
Rochester wifey, Virginia wifey, Chicago wifey...
Is Marty a Mormon now?
On a serious note, the part about ‘Lady G’ blocking his hips sounds worryingly like he forced himself on her. I hope I’m reading it wrong...
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Post by Viking Hall on May 25, 2020 7:36:56 GMT -5
Rochester wifey, Virginia wifey, Chicago wifey... Is Marty a Mormon now? On a serious note, the part about ‘Lady G’ blocking his hips sounds worryingly like he forced himself on her. I hope I’m reading it wrong... It really doesn't matter because it's all a total figment of his imagination.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 25, 2020 8:18:20 GMT -5
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on May 25, 2020 9:06:21 GMT -5
...so, did he receive permission? Like, did he have to submit paperwork or something?
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 25, 2020 10:47:50 GMT -5
I LOVE that this whole pile of weird and delusional and pervy and sad ends with "liverwurst ice cream". It's like Marty Jannetty is the Mystery Inc group, if Freddy, Velma, Daphne, Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, Scooby Dum, Flim-Flam and Vincent Price were all replaced by The Creeper...but Shaggy is still there eating weird things.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2020 10:55:02 GMT -5
This thread, my lord.. Marty is a f***ing treasure. Who'd have thought he'd end up the more legendary Rocker in the long run?
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Post by thegatewaydrug on May 25, 2020 11:26:04 GMT -5
I've finally taken Shawn's side on an issue: Marty is the absolute wurst.
Unless...
Side conspiracy: Getting thrown through the barbershop window actually completely broke Marty and he has a shard of glass stuck in the decision-making part of his brain.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on May 25, 2020 14:06:37 GMT -5
This thread, my lord.. Marty is a f***ing treasure. Who'd have thought he'd end up the more legendary Rocker in the long run? What's funnier? This thread or that time Shawn impersonated Hulk Hogan?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 25, 2020 14:20:44 GMT -5
I've finally taken Shawn's side on an issue: Marty is the absolute wurst. Unless... Side conspiracy: jumping through the barbershop window like a coward actually completely broke Marty and he has a shard of glass stuck in the decision-making part of his brain. I fixed that for ya. also if any thread needs that "go to horny jail" meme it's this one...
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2020 17:56:54 GMT -5
This thread, my lord.. Marty is a f***ing treasure. Who'd have thought he'd end up the more legendary Rocker in the long run? What's funnier? This thread or that time Shawn impersonated Hulk Hogan? Definitely have to give it to this thread. Marty implying he f***ed Lady Gaga, she could barely handle his Rocker Dropper, then wrote "Poker Face" about him is pretty much impossible to beat on its own..and that's merely ONE of many glorious posts.
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